Talking Shit

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Only cowards are afraid of mpreg. Charlie Kelly come here I’m gonna get you pregnant

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What if I wrote macdennis yaoi what then

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I’ve slept for one hour in the last 36 hours I am god

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Sometimes your wife is a 40 year old fictional man and that’s okay

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Currently hallucinating “Blank Space” by Taylor Swift on repeat… not cool dudes

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I need them both

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Jesse is the babygirl ever

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Me when I’m overstimulated so I need to deprive my senses but when I deprive my senses I start anxiety spiraling and need to overstimulate myself to forget my feelings:

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I am laying the equivalent of a pipe bomb in human fecal matter in the bathroom

[apxll545]

“Chose three words that describe you”

Delusional, foreboding, and unstable

[apxll545]

Choke on dick and win that bread my hoes

[apxll545]

When [if] I die, I better get another run until I unlock all the endings and achievements

[apxll545]

My pronouns are he/him/hole

[mclennonyaoi]

love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.

[apxll545]

Cum sock Bad flex Small cock No sex Rod knock Bottom text

[apxll545]

I love code switching between a British professor, yee haw country man, gossip girl, stoner fuck boy, and a chronically online teen all in one sentence. I want my dialect to be impossible to understand because confusing everyone simultaneously is a joy I cannot pass up

[apxll545]

I am a manwhore, girlboss, malewife, androgynous threat, big titty goth gf, biblically accurate angel, pretty boy, eldrich horror, silly little bug if you will. Gender is not a construct that I can be contained by