Demonic Biology

[whitepeopletwitter]

[surprisebitch]

they were all on his naughty list

[sindri42]

They still need their fucking coal!

[shittycryptids]

The Disney remake trend, but in a parallel universe where it’s happening backwards: all of the lackluster live-action/CGI films from your childhood are being rebooted as traditional animation with vastly superior plot and character development.

[meangirlnurse]

flubber

[meangirlnurse]

flubber

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

[rainbowbarnacle]

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

[badmadwolf]

this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)

[comradekatara]

okay but imagine you’ve just tentatively made some new friends, but not everyone in that friend group likes you. one of them has made it pretty clear that they don’t trust you as far as they could throw you, and does nothing but mock you viciously. another is treating you a bit more like a human being, but he still takes it upon himself to constantly tease and provoke you because he knows that you have no right to retaliate. you’re hardly friends, but it’s not, like, on sight beef either. uncomfortable acquantances. then, for some convoluted reason, suddenly you’re on a road trip together. just the two of you. it’s suuuuuper awkward, because are you just supposed to not talk for hours?? you make some small talk about the weather, and you’re both painfully aware of how uncomfortable and stilted the conversation is. eventually, the conversation gets a bit more personal, and you tell him about your family. it’s clear he’s actually listening, and being really nice, actually, all things considered. and then he tells you his first girlfriend turned into the moon. quick—what do you say?

[thoodleoo]

he had the body of a greek statue: completely naked, shoulders skewed in an alluring contrapposto, and an extremely small penis. we’re talking minuscule here. completely microscopic. the tiniest hog you ever did see 

[rudjedet]

#some shitty book: he had the body of a greek god#me: ok but are we talking about like. hellenistic shit or archaic

only cowards don’t describe their hot dudes like reminiscent of (Amun-)Min

[notwiselybuttoowell]

“Probably has a second arm but it’s not entirely obvious from this angle”?

[rudjedet]

Look he’s clearly depicted with two arms here

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[spicymayonegg]

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

[jaslrah]

Don’t forget about this one.

[maskedmandaily]

[hapalopus]

God, my favorite thing is when Ben meets an alien and immediately turns into whatever the Chad version of their species is

[mysharona1987]

[valtsv]

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

[youngassoul-deactivated20200718]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

This is how Boomers say they were raised

[itsvhixxen-deactivated20210227]

I mean…they probably were. Abuse was much more accepted when they were kids.

[kineticpenguin]

It’s true, the 1950s and 60s were characterized by middle class white parents hiring professional wrestlers to brutally destroy their home using their own children as meat clubs

[thenhc]

Lawyer: Principal Skinner, “The Happiest Place on Earth” is a registered Disneyland copyright. Skinner: Well, gentlemen, it’s just a small school carnival. Lawer: And it’s heading for a great big lawsuit. You made a big mistake, Skinner. Skinner: Well, so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad.

Skinner: Copyright expired.

[trilllizard666]

disney bought this joke

[wow-images]

Remember when they were going to add male/female options for Warlock pets? (@chens_art) (Via)

(Levness)

[goho-m-deactivated20240120]

@classybotany 

[classybotany]

I miss that time. Give us genderbent demons already, for god’s sake! 

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Peter Parker: I’M NOT A KID!

Everyone else: 🤔🤔🤔

[valtsv]

[al-fletcher]

World War 3 about to break out here

[everythingispirates]

the locker but THIS BANGER is just playing on repeat. possibly two versions layered and a little out of sync. maybe a third if we’re feeling sexy

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please