Aquaberry Official

Welcome to the official tumblr page for Aquaberry, Bullworth's prestigious fashion emporium. Our high end styles are sure to keep you ahead of the fashion curve of your friends and enemies alike. Follow to learn the latest in fashion news, current sales, and groundbreaking lines from our designers.

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Will the new summer line include short shorts? I'm looking to force my body on others, and what better clothing to do it in then Aquaberry?

Obviously if you shop at Aquaberry, we already know you're an attractive, insightful, desirable person.  Have all the booty shorts you want!

Freya would like me to put in here that "yes, we have a new line of retro-inspired shorts this season, which call back our classic 1987 lineup with a modern twist," but I'm just going to tell you hells yeah, broseph stalin, we've got your booty on lock with these teeny pants!

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Do you wake up wanting to die?  Dress your corpse in Aquaberry!

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Augustus, are you single?

Single and looking to mingle, baby.

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Meet The Admins Part 2: Freya Rhodes

Oh.  Um, I didn't really want to post about me.  This is really more about the clothing than us, I feel.  But I suppose it's proper for me to put a few words here, too.

Hello.  I'm Freya.  I'm 22 years old and have a BFA.  I'm very passionate about art and fashion and the ways in which we can decorate ourselves.  I think people are essentially canvases, and it fascinates me how people choose to present themselves.

I've been with Aquaberry since I was 16 and received this internship job last year.  I'm very excited to be here.  This has presented me with opportunities I never would have had otherwise.  

Let's see...I'm just not very interesting, I'm afraid.  Ah, I like rollercoasters and poetry and tattoos, but I'd never get one for myself of course.  I don't have any hidden talents or amazing stories to regale you with.

I guess I owe you a picture of myself.  Um...

That's...really about it, thank you.

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Meet The Admins Part 1: Augustus Sharp

Now here at Aquaberry Official, we know that your interest is in our impeccable clothing and our interpretation of fashion's ever fickle pulse.

Naturally, though, we're going to ignore your interests for the sake of petty narcissism.

Hello, my dear followers.  I am Augustus Sharp, and if you make The Fault In Our Stars commentary about my name, I will live up to my surname by promptly stabbing you in the gut.  I am 19 years old and study old white men with existential crises and enough wealth to not need to worry about anything other than their various thought experiences.  I am also an expert at XXX parodies and card tricks.  My favorite color is silver and my favorite flavor of ice cream is razzleberry.

This is just a candid photo of myself that definitely was not taken by a professional photographer who photoshopped out my imperfections, what are you talking about?  And I definitely ALWAYS come to work looking like this.  Never any bed head hidden under a baseball cap or wrinkled shirts for me, no sir.  I don't play that game.

I am very passionate about pay day and elaborate mannequin pranks.  Ask me things and feed my urge to hear myself talk!

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Regarding our last post, Aquaberry claims no affiliation or endorsement towards the BDSM community at large. We cannot be held legally responsible for any injury one may or may not sustain in any of our lines, up to and including our Cherrybomb line. Please use caution when handling blood and other bodily fluids while wearing our designs. Thank you!

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But for the record, we also don't condemn the BDSM community. You do you.

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Regarding our last post, Aquaberry claims no affiliation or endorsement towards the BDSM community at large. We cannot be held legally responsible for any injury one may or may not sustain in any of our lines, up to and including our Cherrybomb line. Please use caution when handling blood and other bodily fluids while wearing our designs. Thank you!

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For you pain sluts, our Cherrybomb Leather Jackets are 100% blood resistant.

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For you pain sluts, our Cherrybomb Leather Jackets are 100% blood resistant.

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Ménage a trois with our new dynamic tanks and high wasted shorts.

[harleydeville]

who wore it better

[poopstainedversace-deactivated2]

id have to go with the pope just cos accessories 

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Holy shit!  Polar vortex?????

AQUABERRY YOURSELF AGAINST THAT FUCKING HELLHOLE. 

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You think those kmart shoes will get you laid?

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Feeling socially alienated and despondent?  Shop at Aquaberry!

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Sex bomb?  Did you mean Aquaberry shopper?

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When are Aquaberry drink coasters going to be in stores? We need a rush order of them to Harrington House.

I assume you would like the custom Harrington House seal on those coasters, sir and/or madam?  Or would you prefer one of our five other patented designs?  We can have those express delivered immediately, given that you are one of our elite clients.

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Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you. Also, buy more Aquaberry.

Friedrich Nietzsche