The Signs in the Zombie Apocalypse
Aries: Is a little skeptical at first, but soon realizes this is serious business, grabs a butcher knife off the counter, and goes into full zombie-slaying mode. Teams up with Scorpio for a short time. “I’m ready.”
Taurus: Goes into full-on denial mode and hides in their basement with as much food as possible. “Nopenopenope.”
Gemini: Fangirls a little and grabs the rifle they’d kept under the bed for such an occasion. Travels and meets up with Sagittarius at some point. “Let’s DO this!!”
Cancer: Attempts to be brave and go into zombie-slaying mode, but ends up having an emotional breakdown and goes to hide with Taurus. “Can’t deal with this crap.”
Leo: Is excited at first, fired-up from all the zombie video games they’ve beaten before, but runs out of ammo and runs to go make a zombie-proof fort, where they live out the rest of their days panicking and crying. “I’m too pretty to turn into one of those nasty things!”
Virgo: Handles things calmly and unexpectedly becomes a badbutt zombie killer who commands a group of other survivors. Stays in one town in order to protect those who were too scared to fight the zombies themselves (like Taurus, Cancer, and Leo.) “Listen to me and you’ll all be fine.”
Libra: Follows Virgo like their life depends on it (and it does). Ends up being pretty good at killing zombies, but freaks out a lot. Hangs out with Pisces and Aquarius sometimes. “Haha! Take THAT, you zombie freak-! Hey, wait, don’t come near me nonononono!!!”
Scorpio: Becomes the scary, silent zombie killer that everyone expected them to be. Handles things with a creepy calmness. Teams up with Aries for a while, but they get in a fight and decide to go it alone. “Don’t try to follow me. You’ll die.”
Sagittarius: Thinks of the zombie apocalypse like a huge, brand-new adventure, and goes on a zombie-killing spree. Travels around a lot; doesn’t stay in one place long. Meets up with Gemini at some point. “This isn’t so bad once you get used to it.”
Capricorn: Is with Virgo and Libra; very calm, but gets into fights with Virgo a lot because they don’t want to obey commands. Gets themselves into trouble very often with zombie hoards; bites off more than they can chew. “Don’t tell me what to do. I can handle myself.”
Aquarius: Initially wants to go with Sagittarius, but ends up staying with Virgo’s group because they were too concerned with protecting the others to leave them behind. Good with stealth; usually ordered to run ahead to see what the zombies are doing. “I’m staying with you guys. I’ll do what I can to keep you safe.”
Pisces: Stays with Virgo’s group; shockingly becomes a great zombie-killing machine. Laughs a lot and likes to make jokes with the others when they’re depressed. Hangs out with Aquarius a lot. “Haha! That’s ten zombies in a row! Wait… aren’t you guys having fun, too?”
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