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noah-puckermann:

Hanukkah starts in four days and Shelby was kind enough to let me do something with Beth, but I am at loss for gifts for a 12 year old girl. If anyone has any idea please help this Jewish boy out.

Does she like video games? Or Legos? I’m trying to think what I liked at that age.

#noah puckermann #dash

lynnissy:

Hey, lima! Your two favorite fashion designers are teaming up for the holidays! Stacey and I are teaming up to do a fashion show, that will be showing off Stacey’s clothing that she’s putting together. So we are looking for more models and we’re also looking for people to show off their musical talents. If you’re interested on doing both, please let me know and I will pass the word to my partner. Make sure you bring your A-game, to impress both stace and I.

Okay, count me in. I could and should probably just tell Stace myself but I’m a little too excited about this right now. I’m really good at modeling clothes in the mirror so I’d be totally ready for some strutting down the runway. I’ve even wore cowboy boots before so I can walk in like anything.

#dash #lynnissy

marleylilyrcse:

I had my first Karen customer today. There was no more Splenda in the plastic container for her to grab on rush hour. Instead of just telling me and asking me for some, she just threw her hot coffee in my face. I was so mad.