An attempt at generic holiday starters for all your holiday needs.
“Do you want to spend the holidays with my family?”
“Ah yes, family arguments the true sign that the holidays are here.”
“Want to help me bake cookies?”
“What did you get [character]?”
“I wish I could see some snow for the holidays.”
“I’ve never seen snow before.”
“Help me put up decorations.”
“Do we have to celebrate the holidays?”
“I just want to spend a quiet day at home.”
“Can we just stay home today?”
“There’s this party I have to go to. Want to come with me?”
“Want to go ice skating?”
“Wait, I thought you were cooking that, not me.”
“You don’t have to get me anything.”
“We’re snowed in with a house full of people. There’s no escape!”
“Is [character] coming for the holidays?”
“There’s plenty of food for seconds.”
“I’m just going to hide in the blankets and not come out for the next week or two. The holidays will be over by then, right?”
“I’m not going out in two feet of white bullshit. Nope. Not worth it.”
“Want to decorate some cookies?”
“Let’s spend the holidays together. Just the two of us.”
“So my mother invited us over….”
“Don’t play that awful holiday music. I’m sick of it already.”