‘ these sonic the hedgehog commemorative plates don’t clean themselves, and since i don’t believe in dishwashers they don’t get cleaned other ways either. ‘
‘ personally? i think the old lady who dropped the priceless diamond into the ocean at the end of titanic should have given it to me instead. ‘
’ i don’t have time for these questions, and i don’t have time for answers either. ‘
’ the nature of man is best described as ‘a thing i don’t care about’. ‘
’ hell, if i had a chip on my shoulder i’d be pretty happy. its a free chip to eat. ‘
’ my class to learn how to tell time starts at one thousand and thirty. ‘
’ this kills me every time, but who can resist jumping in a good spike pit? ‘
’ its adam and eve, not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible. ‘
’ chainsaw hacky sack is all fun and games until someone loses a ponytail ‘
’ hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead. ‘
’ the next person who tries to hit my brain out of my skull with a piece of metal will get a big surprise, i function perfectly fine without it. ‘
’ actually i can see both the forest AND the trees. even your average idiot can see forests and trees, all you need is a working pair of eyes. ‘
’ yeah, as soon as that caterpillar went into the cocoon, i knew there was going to be a butterfly coming out of it, not much of a surprise. ‘
’ i’m not good at making friends, but i am good at sitting silently alone. so in a way it works out. ‘
’ why do birds suddenly appear every time i crash a tractor into a silo full of bird seed? ‘
’ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news. ‘
’ everywhere you look, there’s a heart. stop screaming, i killed a lot of people to get all these hearts. ‘
‘ have yet to receive any accolades, will wait patiently. ‘
‘ i survived everything the world threw at me. except the knives, saw blades and acid. ‘
‘ we let the bodies hit the floor, then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs… you name it, bodies will be hitting it! ‘
‘ no, i didn’t drop all this on the floor. i dramatically knocked it out of my own hands because i have something to prove. ‘
’ $19 for 100 glow in the dark pebbles? i don’t know man, this could be the deal that changes the game for me. ‘
’ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead. ‘
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