taking this one to the grave

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[aradiage]

its weird 

i think im supp0sed t0 feel sad ab0ut it but i d0nt feel anything at all 

[aradiage]

s0 

unf0rtunate update: 

im dead 

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[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[aradiage]

my soul just started hurting 

[aradiage]

hitthejukebox:

So whAt’s the ActuAl point of this gAme AgAin if All it does is kill people.

the point originally was to further our species after a secured doomsday event, but given some glitchiness that happened initially now the goal is uncertain to say the least 

granted, this time we didnt start it! caliborn did  so i can only assume his goal is to kill us all and rise to power and our job is going to be to stop him 

in a way he is the player and were the opponents 

[aradiage]

igbrrt replied to your post: the shrek movies ruined so much music for me 

if a song is on the shrek soundtrack then it’s a banger.

subjective but i respect your very wrong opinion 

[aradiage]

the shrek movies ruined so much music for me 

[aradiage]

cacidrosistewel:

> You gingerly take the pommel, starting to sweat profusely as Aradia touches you. If anything, you’re even stiffer now than you were before, still very uncomfortable, if for a slightly different reason. You never expected to be this close to royalty – as you insist on regarding her, despite her protestations to the contrary – and it brings your usual disgust at your own body to the forefront of your mind. At least on dragonback, the wind of your passage dries your sweat, mostly – if it’s not just blowing it directly into Aradia’s face. You forgot to bring any kind of towel or rag to wipe yourself off with.

> When the dragon lands, you’re quick to get off, but you take a long moment to think when Aradia asks for questions. You don’t really have any – to be honest, you really don’t understand what you’re doing here; you’re just here on Aradia’s orders (as you’ve interpreted her words). And as long as that’s the case, you’re happy to just go where she tells you and do what she tells you, without really understanding why or what’s going on.

“None, your highness. Feel free to tell me what to do … if you please.”

> You pat the black dragon on the head, thanking him for a safe flight, and make your way towards the entrance to the ruins that you’d covered with a large boulder before leaving. You figured it’d be safest to leave your belongings behind what closely resembles a “locked door”; locks don’t exactly come in abundance in old, crumbling ruins. 

> You uncover the entrance with a simple telekinetic flick of your wrist and a bit of thorough concentration, sending the boulder skywards, and then you gesture your guest and the dragon standing behind him to follow you through the pillared entrance. You hear the boulder crash loudly into the ground, also hearing it break into several smaller pieces. You suppose it doesn’t matter; you’ll have to move continuously if you want to find the missing teammates, anyways. 

“I realize you think I’m above you, Equius, but I’m really not,” you say. “I’m not going to be ordering you around. Can’t you consider me your friend instead of your superior?” 

[aradiage]

they typically have a criss cross pattern on top so the sugar is melted and caramelized in some sections and still crystals in others 

[aradiage]

gho2ty replied to your post: the best baked good is melonpan 

never had iit

theyre amazing theyre bread covered in cookie dough and sprinkled with sugar 

[aradiage]

the best baked good is melonpan 

[aradiage]

blundtcake: 

:)

0u0

[aradiage]

blundtcake:

NO PROMISES, ESPECIALLY WHEN I WAS DISRESPECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. DID YOU NOT SEE IT?

UNACCEPTABLE.

its the weak and the stupid who respond to words with violence 0u0 

[aradiage]

please stop asking me if whipkind is fetishistic in nature

[aradiage]

blundtcake:

WELL, I WILL ASK FOR A RAINCHECK, THEN. WE WILL HAVE TO RESCHEDULE WHEN THE SHOP IS NOT OPEN. HOW DOES SATURDAY WORK FOR YOU? AROUND NOON?

oh the meeting wont have to take place unless i find out youve assaulted any of my loved ones again 

[aradiage]

baking and eating a cup 

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blundtcake:

I THINK I WILL HAVE TO POLITELY DECLINE. I TRULY DO APPRECIATE THE INVITATION, BUT I MUST ATTEND TO MY SHOP.

it wasnt really an invitation as much as a demand but since you politely declined ill rephrase it 

if you ever hurt karkat again i will end you 0u0