BlAck Belt In Cool

Need Advice? TAlk to me. MAyybe I got something for you.

[thesassypigs]

Those eyes ❤️

via @piggyspears

[devilishdescent]

HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK

[bogleech]

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

[brucebocchi]

shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy

[snakebitten-kitten-blog]

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFFFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

6. What are you excited for?

7. What happened tonight?

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

9. Is confidence cute?

10. What is the last beverage you had?

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

18. The last time you felt broken?

19. Have you had sex today?

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

21. Are you in a good mood?

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

24. What do you want right this second?

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

34. Listening to?

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

38. Who did you last call?

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

44. Do you tan in the nude?

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

47. Who was the last person to call you?

48. Do you sing in the shower?

49. Do you dance in the car?

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53. Is Christmas stressful?

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59. Take a vitamin daily?

60. Wear slippers?

61. Wear a bath robe?

62. What do you wear to bed?

63. First concert?

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65. Nike or Adidas?

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

69. Ever take dance lessons?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71. Can you curl your tongue?

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74. What is your favorite book?

75. Do you study better with or without music?

76. Regularly burn incense?

77. Ever been in love?

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

79. What was the last concert you saw?

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

81. Tea or coffee?

82. Favorite type of cookie?

83. Can you swim well?

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85. Are you patient?

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

87. Ever won a contest?

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

89. Which are better black or green olives?

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

91. Best room for a fireplace?

92. Do you want to get married?

[hitthejukebox]

NAh, sometimes peoples’ wives And husbAnds go byy to drop somethin’ off or give news. Besides, I still got my rep and the trust thAt goes with that.

But yyou don’t gottA come. I’m just sAyyin’ yyou could visit if yyou hAd to.

[hitthejukebox]

I’m An *Auto shop* teAcher. Not A normAl one. I still do work on cArs And bikes, but now I teAch other people to do it too.

Kind of A bumpyy roAd to stArt, since kids cAn be Annoyying, but I’m getting the hAng of it.

[jackkodiac]

OH MY GODS YOU ARE A TEACHER

A NERD TEACHING OTHER NERDS 

I KANT BELIEVE THIS

[hitthejukebox]

AnyywAyy, wAnt to ever sit in on A class

[hitthejukebox]

I’m An *Auto shop* teAcher. Not A normAl one. I still do work on cArs And bikes, but now I teAch other people to do it too.

Kind of A bumpyy roAd to stArt, since kids cAn be Annoyying, but I’m getting the hAng of it.

[hitthejukebox]

Wow, JAck is ActuAllyy online.

[jackkodiac]

wow I aktuallly stopped worcin lice an adult to poce around on a dead blue hellskape

[hitthejukebox]

Don’t know how to multitAsk yyet, huh. Don’t worryy, yyou’ll get there.

And to Answer yyour tAgs question, it’s going well, stArted teAching clAsses A little while Ago to replAce the old Auto shop teAcher.

[hitthejukebox]

Wow, JAck is ActuAllyy online.

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[catchymemes]

[hitthejukebox]

HA hA, mAgic Anons goin’ Around.

[hitthejukebox]

Who is this Nim thAt the dAshboArd keeps tAlking About?

[areyounxsty]

His username is @nobodyslyre and I’ve adopted him, Fonz, I’m sorry.

[hitthejukebox]

Whyy Ain’t I surprised?

[hitthejukebox]

Who is this Nim thAt the dAshboArd keeps tAlking About?

[cremsie]

Not every Lion has a mane and sometimes a lioness does 

[naturaekos]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[shadymissionary]