Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles
Hello, Estel.
Are you still bitter about the lembas?
All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry
That isnt any different than normal.
Way to call me out, Mellon.
Youre very welcome.
You were getting too proud.
Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one
How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets
*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*
You have enough lembas. You can’t have mine.
Who said I wanted your lembas?
The tantrum you threw about lembas two years ago led me to that conclusion.
Someone’s never heard of character development. I shudder even thinking about reading any hypothetical novel you might write.
Don’t you have the kingdom of Gondor to run?
…wait, we aren’t partaking in a diplomatic meeting right now? Isn’t that what the snacks are here for?
Didn’t you bring those snacks? I didn’t bring them.
Isn't that the reason most people keep me around? The snacks? It's hard being the most attractive and heroic figure in all of Middle Earth. A very lonely life...where would I be without snacks?













