Aragorn/Elessar Googles

Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Elessar/Elfstone, Estel, Dundedain ranger from the north, heir to the throne of Gondor, last of the Numenor blessed with long life and descendent to Isildur Elendilson...has a lot to Google. (Follows from @strideroh)

[aragorngoogles]

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Hello, Estel.

Are you still bitter about the lembas?

[aragorngoogles]

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

That isnt any different than normal.

[aragorngoogles]

Way to call me out, Mellon.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Youre very welcome. 

You were getting too proud.

[aragorngoogles]

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

[aragorngoogles]

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

You have enough lembas. You can’t have mine.

[aragorngoogles]

Who said I wanted your lembas?

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

The tantrum you threw about lembas two years ago led me to that conclusion.

[aragorngoogles]

Someone’s never heard of character development. I shudder even thinking about reading any hypothetical novel you might write.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Don’t you have the kingdom of Gondor to run?

[aragorngoogles]

…wait, we aren’t partaking in a diplomatic meeting right now? Isn’t that what the snacks are here for?

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Didn’t you bring those snacks? I didn’t bring them.

[aragorngoogles]

Isn't that the reason most people keep me around? The snacks? It's hard being the most attractive and heroic figure in all of Middle Earth. A very lonely life...where would I be without snacks?

[aragorngoogles]

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Hello, Estel.

Are you still bitter about the lembas?

[aragorngoogles]

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

That isnt any different than normal.

[aragorngoogles]

Way to call me out, Mellon.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Youre very welcome. 

You were getting too proud.

[aragorngoogles]

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

[aragorngoogles]

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

You have enough lembas. You can’t have mine.

[aragorngoogles]

Who said I wanted your lembas?

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

The tantrum you threw about lembas two years ago led me to that conclusion.

[aragorngoogles]

Someone’s never heard of character development. I shudder even thinking about reading any hypothetical novel you might write.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Don’t you have the kingdom of Gondor to run?

[aragorngoogles]

…wait, we aren’t partaking in a diplomatic meeting right now? Isn’t that what the snacks are here for?

[aragorngoogles]

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Hello, Estel.

Are you still bitter about the lembas?

[aragorngoogles]

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

That isnt any different than normal.

[aragorngoogles]

Way to call me out, Mellon.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Youre very welcome. 

You were getting too proud.

[aragorngoogles]

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

[aragorngoogles]

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

You have enough lembas. You can’t have mine.

[aragorngoogles]

Who said I wanted your lembas?

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

The tantrum you threw about lembas two years ago led me to that conclusion.

[aragorngoogles]

Someone's never heard of character development. I shudder even thinking about reading any hypothetical novel you might write.

[aragorngoogles]

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Hello, Estel.

Are you still bitter about the lembas?

[aragorngoogles]

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

That isnt any different than normal.

[aragorngoogles]

Way to call me out, Mellon.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Youre very welcome. 

You were getting too proud.

[aragorngoogles]

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

[aragorngoogles]

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

You have enough lembas. You can’t have mine.

[aragorngoogles]

Who said I wanted your lembas?

[aragorngoogles]

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Hello, Estel.

Are you still bitter about the lembas?

[aragorngoogles]

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

That isnt any different than normal.

[aragorngoogles]

Way to call me out, Mellon.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Youre very welcome. 

You were getting too proud.

[aragorngoogles]

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

[aragorngoogles]

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

[aragorngoogles]

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Hello, Estel.

Are you still bitter about the lembas?

[aragorngoogles]

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

That isnt any different than normal.

[aragorngoogles]

Way to call me out, Mellon.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Youre very welcome. 

You were getting too proud.

[aragorngoogles]

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

[aragorngoogles]

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Hello, Estel.

Are you still bitter about the lembas?

[aragorngoogles]

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

That isnt any different than normal.

[aragorngoogles]

Way to call me out, Mellon.

[aragorngoogles]

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Hello, Estel.

Are you still bitter about the lembas?

[aragorngoogles]

All I can say is, I'm emotionally unstable and hungry

[aragorngoogles]

Ellen sila lumenn' omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

[aragorngoogles]

...Bueller?

Calling all LotRgoogles RP pages that see this post! If you are reading this, and still interested in the RP, please reblog and respond to this post! Hoping to interact with y’all soon.

-Elfstone.

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

true tolkien snobbery is calling him elessar instead of aragorn

[aragorngoogles]

*lip quivers*

[aragorngoogles]

How to ask @elrondgoogles if I can chill in his bachelor-pad for a bit

[elrondgoogles]

Of course you can. Would you like some tea?

[aragorngoogles]

Earl Grey. No sweeteners. We Numenor don’t F around.

[elrondgoogles]

-maintains eye contact and pours sugar into the tea- 

[aragorngoogles]

THE SWEETNESS. IT BURNSSSS

[vardasvapors]

hey my good pal do you think teenage aragorn had a crush on glorfindel

WELL OBVIOUSLY

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

@aragorngoogles

[aragorngoogles]

Listen please don’t expose me--

[aragorngoogles]

Wondering how the rest of the googles family is doing!

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Elrond: I believe that this is the time of the small people, and that they have a better chance of accomplishing this task than the strong. Therefore, Frodo should be our ringbearer.

Aragorn: So you’re saying there’s a negative correlation between ringbearer size and chance of accomplishing this task?

Elrond: …yes…

Aragorn: So if, supposedly, we cut off Frodo’s feet, he’s be even more likel-

Elrond: no

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

@aragorngoogles

[aragorngoogles]

It was just STRATEGY GOSHH @thetwinsgoogle

[aragorngoogles]

Tolkien Googles Masterpost

Here is the official Tolkien Googles Masterpost, where all the active Googles accounts are listed (so far). If you don’t see your account or want another not listed here, message me please! Will update as we go. Also, we started a discord for this rp! Here’s the link: https://discord.gg/8MzwbZA

@aragorngoogles @merrygoogles @erestorgoogles @taurielgoogles @eowyngoogles @sigridgoogles @haldirgoogles @glorfindelgoogles @kiligoogles @thetwinsgoogle @meludir-googles @baingoogles @filigoogles

If anyone wants to take more characters or invite a friend to RP, or, if you stumble upon this post and are interested, let me know! The URLs that I personally have available are @theodengoogles @bardgoogles @tildagoogles and if someone wants @kiligoogles they are welcome to take him. Look forward to RPing with you all soon, and hopefully seeing you on the Discord forum as well!

Reblog and spread the word :)

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

How much can human children eat

will @sigridgoogles take all of her siblings to lothlorien to eat our surplus lembas

[aragorngoogles]

The phrase ¨surplus lembas¨ does not compute. Google, what does it mean? Does @haldirgoogles not believe me capable of eating all the lembas? Allowing there to even be a surplus??????????? Asking 4 a friend.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Aragorn, they’re kids. I think you can share your lembas. 

[aragorngoogles]

AHem, I don’t THINK I can do anything, thank you

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

I think you can. 

[aragorngoogles]

First you send @celeborngoogles to Mirkwood, and then you give all my lembas away? Idk if our bromance can make it past this, man.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

-Sigh-

Im not giving your lembas away, im sharing it with starving children. 

Are you against feeding starving children?

[aragorngoogles]

Ahem, because of the good relations between our lands, I believe that they are no longer starving? Correct me if wrong.

[sigridgoogles]

We aren’t starving… But to answer Haldir’s question my brother eats a lot. We’d be happy to come visit.

[aragorngoogles]

*n-n-nostril flares*

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

We’d be delighted to have you, @sigridgoogles 

[aragorngoogles]

Tsk. At least let me give them the lembas of my own free will. I will not be ¨gone.¨ I am a guest, just as the other mortals you are inviting are also. #disrespected

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

You don’t get to give people lembas that is not yours. 

[aragorngoogles]

Uh, like,, apparently I’m emotionally unstable.