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[owl] Wanna hang out? // [owl] I sense a heartfelt conversation coming up

[OWL] Wanna hang out?

[OWL] I’ll meet you in the art room in ten[OWL] there’s something i want to show you[OWL] teacher said it was the beautiful picture of you he’d ever seen [OWL] couldn’t believe it when I told him it was actually a chipmunk :-)

[OWL] I sense a heartfelt conversation coming up

[OWL] I sense that you fucked up and seeings as no one bothered to tell you that, I will.[OWL] I really don’t care if I sound naggy, you cannot treat people like that, Gisele.[OWL] I’ll do a lot more than lecture you if you do it again.

#( meme:gisele. )#( mehtp:put on your war paint. )#paintstainedparkinson #answered #>????????????????????????/#idk #( meme. )#( answered. )

roseminerva-blog

Laughter tumbled from her lips upon hearing Ara’s words, head nodding in agreement. A swift glance about the space the pair had pushed their way through confirmed that they were –– in fact –– the only barefoot attendees in the vicinity. “Let them judge, I say. Ara, we are barefoot goddesses,” she began, pitching her words to mirror the melodrama the other had used with hers. “And there is only room for two blisterless, barefoot goddesses in the school anyhow.”

arahellawood-blog

“Barefoot goddesses, I like that,” Ara grinned, flipping her hair in mock dramatics. This was what she liked about Rose -- that they could be silly and have fun without judgement from the other, or caring about what others thought. Ara didn’t feel the need to hold back or slow down with Rose, and that was something she appreciated. “Truer words have never been spoken, my fellow barefoot goddess. Others can try, but they’ll never be better or more attractive than us.”

#( rose. )#( event:fallmixer. )#( 9.09.2023. )#( month: september. )#( event. )#( chats. )#skipping gifs bc lazy #also this is trash sorry

paintstainedparkinson:

“It is your name, is it not?”

“It is a name I strongly dislike, just as you dislike Gisele. I’ll make you a deal to not call you that if you don’t call me Arabella.”

#pretend i wrote gisele with the phonetic hard g spelling #( gisele. )#( mehtp: put on your war paint. )#( chats. )#( 9.09.2023. )#( event:fallmixer. )#( event. )#lazy so no gifs

williambxrke-blog-blog

“While we wait, let me ask if Lord Byron was able to keep a tame bear, why are we only allowed something as mundane as owls, cats, toads, and rats?”

arahellawood-blog

“I can’t decide if allowing tame bears at Hogwarts is an absolutely genius idea or a really, really stupid one. I mean, how cool would it be to ride bears to class every day?”

#( narcissus. )#( chats. )#( 10.09.2023. )#( event:robertsmurder. )#( event. )#skipping gifs bc lazy

roleplayaskmemes

Put a word in my askbox and I will give you a bad AND good memory from my muse's past that associates with said word.

#( ask memes. )#I still have so many in my inbox but w/e

roleplayaskmemes

send me a ➸ for an affectionate text message from my muse

#( ask memes. )

williambxrke-blog-blog

“While we wait, let me ask if Lord Byron was able to keep a tame bear, why are we only allowed something as mundane as owls, cats, toads, and rats?”

arahellawood-blog

“...are you seriously suggesting that Hogwarts allow us to keep tame bears as pets?”

#( william. )#( event:robertsmurder. )#( event. )#( 10.09.2023. )#( month:september. )#( brotp: burning incandescently. )#aras half like #....that could be really cool #and half #you are a really big idiot #lmao

paintstainedparkinson

“It is your name, is it not?”

arahellawood-blog

“Fine. If you insist on calling me Arabella, I’ll make a point of calling you Gee-sel instead of Zhee-zel.”

#( mehtp: put on your war paint. )#( put on your war paint. )#( gisele. )#( month: september. )#( event. )#( event:fallmixer. )#( 9.09.2023. )

If you were responsible for the death of a favorite family member, how would you feel?

“I wouldn’t , I-I can’t -- why would you ask me this? ” Ara stumbled over her words, unable to articulate the pain and the heartbreaking guilt she would feel if she was responsible for the death of anyone, especially if it was a family member. It would eat her alive, and Ara didn’t think she would ever be able to recover from that.

#( meme. )#( i am the sea and nobody owns me. )#Anonymous #answered

How does/would you feel about your least-favorite family member's opinions on traditional gender roles?

“Do not get me started on how much I clash with my mum’s mum on gender roles,” Ara warned, shaking her head. Her grandmother wasn’t the worst person out there when it came to gender roles, but Ara couldn’t deny how obvious it was that they were raised in different times.

#( meme. )#( i am the sea and nobody owns me. )#paintstainedparkinson #answered

If you found your paternal grandfather's private journal, would you read it?

“My grandfather is dead, so I suppose if I was interested in reading it I would ask my father. If he said I could then yeah, maybe. I’d be curious about life in his time, although there’s probably a lot of details in there about his life I’d rather not know.”

#( meme. )#( i am the sea and nobody owns me. )#paintstainedparkinson #answered

How does you feel about dating? Why?

“Dating?” Ara shrugged. It wasn’t something she thought about all that often. “I have nothing against it, but it’s also not a priority for me either.”

#Anonymous #answered #( i am the sea and nobody owns me. )#( meme. )

toomuchtelly

Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.

Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.

I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.

I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.

You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.

I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.

Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.

I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.

Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.

I think, therefore I’m single.

Life’s too short to bullshit.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

When in doubt, freak ‘em out.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

#( ask memes. )

When was the last time somebody hit you?

I can’t remember the exact time — getting into fights is hardly uncommon for me — but it was probably Cassius Fulgora last time I called him out on being an arse or something.

#( meme:cassius. )#( meme. )#answered #( bash your head with a bludger. )

lightningstrxkes:

There were a lot of things that Cassius had seen in life, though murder hadn’t been one of them. And it wasn’t like he was above murder, —for some people deserved to die—but he had to say that the ( former, he reminded himself ) Head Boy didn’t deserve his fate.

He couldn’t say that he was sad, but it would be wrong to say that he felt nothing either. It wasn’t nothing that he felt. Sympathy, he supposed, was what it was called. Cassius didn’t know the Head Boy well, but they were in the same year and he knew that there were people in his year who were friends with Farraday. So no, he wasn’t sad, but it would be terribly inconsiderate of him to not feel at least something for these people who the Head Boy had let behind his walls once upon a time.

But judging from Wood’s reaction to Farraday’s passing, Cassius didn’t think that she was one of those people who Farraday had considered a close friend. Not that she didn’t have the right to be angry, of course, but he thought that she didn’t have the right as much as some other people would.

Although in no mood to pick a fight at the very moment, there was a part of him that couldn’t help but pipe up at Wood’s angry words. Regarding her with a curious look on his face, Cassius said, “Were you close to him, Wood?”

Ara hadn't really been expecting anyone to reply to her words — they were more to herself than anyone else — but out of the all people she thought might respond, Cassius Fulgora was not one of them. Especially since his words were, for once, not argument provoking.

At his question Ara shook her head. She knew her reaction might've made it seem like she had been close with Robert, but aside from being in the same year and him giving her detentions, she hadn't really had much to do with him. Her anger came more from the general injustice of his death — Ara had always been passionate when it came to fairness and justice. She was also scared, but she'd be damned before she admitted that.

"No, I just don't think it's right that he died without even being given a chance to defend himself. He was poisoned — a cowards tool. It's disgusting. He didn't deserve to die like that — he didn't deserve to die at all."

#( cassius. )#( bash your head with a bludger. )#( event:robertsmurder. )#( event. )#( month:September. )#( 10.09.2023. )#{ sorry it's shorter! }#{ & also mobile so no gif }

roleplayaskmemes

Ask my muse personal questions, if they lie, the mun will answer it truthfully in the tags

#( ask memes. )

paintstainedparkinson:

“Arabella Wood, are you suggesting fisticuffs?

“I’m suggesting I’ll punch you in the nose if you call me Arabella one more time.” It was no secret Ara hated her full first name — she’d been going by Ara since she was 5 years old. Anyone who still called her Arabella learnt not to the hard way. ?

#( Put on your war paint. )#( gisele. )#( event:fallmixer. )#( event. )#( month:September. )#( 9.09.2023. )#HAVE A TRASHY MIDNIGHT MOBILE REPLY AYYY

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