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Do you know of the card game chaotic's?
Yes! I was actually a really big fan when I was younger! It also may have gotten me into monsters and anime! >///<;
DMs means that we should message each other? Because I really don't have a account Tumblr and I don't know how to text you here in private
Oh! It’s you again. Yes, you would need an account to speak to each other in DMs.
Sorry for the inconvenience! But I just made a Discord! I’m not too good at it yet! I am aramara #2045!
Hi, it's me again ( the one who ask nsfw Ratigan)! Can I ask you if you can do a little fic about Ratigan x reader with a little nsfw? Thanks in advance again 😘(I also love your writing 😍)
Oh, it’s so wonderful to hear from you again! I have a few fun ideas for a fic but think it would be so much fun to speak in DMs about this! I did it for the Styx fic and it was an absolutely wonderful experience.
Hi! Ever heard of Styx the goblin from the Master of Shadows and Shards if Darkness games? I'd love a sweet little x f reader with him... if you don't know Styx imagine a goblin assassin/thief for hire with a drug problem and more snark than Deadpool and the creepy old lady of The Goonies wrapped into one. I love your writing and I have massive goblin thirst so this would make me so happy... :D
I don’t think I’m familiar with the series but I’m really intrigued by this guy! I totally get why you like him so much, he seems so fun! It reminds me of me and my thing with Bruz from Shadow of War.
I’m just not sure what to do with him since I’m so new to the fandom.
Feel free to send me a private message and we can have so much fun getting more in-depth with this kinda stuff!
This is gonna be a little short story so here we go! Also it got really long really fast, like, almost 1600 words long.
I spent forever writing a Styx x Reader fic.
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“There you are!” you gasped when you were approached by the green, hunched creature that was Styx. “I know you can’t really go directly here but, god,” you said impatiently.
“Untwist your panties. I’m here, aren’t I?” he snarked. “Now, what are you brewing for me today?” You couldn’t help but get a little bit excited, completely forgetting how long he made you wait in this run-down room of an inn.
“You’re gonna love this one. I spent half a year perfecting it,” you quickly pulled out a small jar of milky green poison from your lockbox. The goblin assassin inspected the bottle you held closely as you continued, “I can only give you a few bottles because a lot of the ingredients are in their off-seasons but it’s worth it!” you opened the bottle with a sweet ‘pop’. A pungent, earthy musk filled the air and had a horribly bitter taste on the tongue. You continued, “even a single drop can completely destroy someone. In the right doses, you can either be an evil bastard and cause large, painful boils to sprout around the infected area that will be present above and below the skin, if you poison the throat or mouth, boils will eventually asphyxiate the victim or immediate death in a “large” dose that causes the body to bloat and decompose at a notably faster rate. This can be useful when you wanna through off authorities or mess with people on a larger scale when a guy goes missing for two days but the body turns up, looking like it’s been dead for over a year.”
Styx couldn’t help but grin a bit at the whole scenario you came up with, “Damn, big gal, you sure you’re not using your own stuff? Not complaining, nothing hotter than a girl talking shop with me.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” you answered, pushing your hair behind your shoulder in a mock-seductive matter.
“How much for one bottle?”
“Probably more than you can afford.”
“Then I’ll pay with my body,” Styx opened his arms, gesturing to himself like he was a true adonis in the body of a goblin. Which wasn’t wrong.
“Okay, offer accepted,” you said. Styx was completely blindsided by this, his ears twitched upward before dipping downward.
“Wait? Really?” he raised a brow at you, Styx really wasn’t expecting that answer. Well, any answer that wasn’t ‘ew, no’ or ‘stop being so gross, goblin,’ he actually had a few comebacks already planned for those. Now for once, he doesn’t know how to respond.
“Yea, though you probably didn’t mean it,” you laughed, “I’m not even sure if you’d even honor it.”
“Maybe I did,” Styx gave held his chin up coyly. You couldn’t help but blush a bit.
“Then pay up,” you whispered into his ear. With your hand on his muscular chest, Styx licked his thin, scared lips.
You sat seductively on the dirty bed, nude, “Like what you see, Styx?” you asked.
“You’re real beautiful,” he pulled himself up on the bed, “But you were the one who wanted all this,” Styx waved a hand, gesturing to his chest. His very green, lean and muscular chest which you very much wanted.
“Just get up here!” you said, Styx chuckled at how much embarrassment he radiated. Styx grabbed your ankles and pinned them on either side of your head, raising your pelvis in the air, at perfect mouth-level for Styx. His calloused hands scratched at your supple skin, creating near burning friction. He had to have learned this move somewhere! Your mind was racing about all the possible ways he could’ve learned this, he was a goblin so he probably hasn’t ever done something like this with another woman, maybe a prostitute but that was almost as unlikely. Was he a peeping tom!?
You let out a startled yelp -it was basically a scream- when Styx gave a long, slow lick up your vagina. Your legs quivered, your vulva trembled under his long tongue. Styx was very pleased with himself. He looked you right in the eyes, his glowing gold eyes burned you up from the inside out, “Didn’t know I was that good, big gal.”
Before you could say anything, the notorious goblin thief sank his slithering tongue all the way inside your clenching pussy. His chapped and scared lips pressed tightly against your vaginal lips. You could feel every cut and scar on his rough skin and every inch of it felt amazing. Styx’s ego -among other things- was swelling as he made you squeal like a sow in heat using only his mouth. His thick, pointed tongue whipped against your inner walls.
Styx retracted his tongue, making you subconsciously whine from the loose only for him to then put 100% of his attention into orally abusing your needy clit. The thief sucked hard against your clitoris, his chapped lips scratching deliciously at your sensitive skin. His sharp teeth nipped teasingly, nearly sending you off the edge.
That was until Styx pulled away from your abused clit with a wet pop as you separated.
“You liked that, beautiful?” his head tilting, knowingly. Styx licked your juices off his lips. Where the hell did he learn this from!?
“You’re gonna really love this,” Styx pulled up his hard green cock, it hotdogging your vagina as he stood above you. His shadow loomed over you -even in the low light- with his glowing, golden eyes burning holes into you. It was as hot as it was horrible, horrible as in even though he was barely four feet tall, his dick was massive. It was even -very- above average for even a human. You couldn’t even joke about “size not mattering.” He wins this round.
Styx slowly, teasingly rubbed the bottom side of his dick against your needy, weeping pussy. The moment he was satisfied, he plunged his dick inside you, completely inside and in a single thrust. You felt and heard his balls smack against your butt. Your head whipped back from how deliciously -full- you felt. Before you knew it, Styx changed position slightly, from ‘jackhammer’ to a full ‘mating press’! You squirmed under him, letting out trembling whines and needy moans.
“God, you’re big!” you gasped. Styx’s shoulders relaxed in relief before puffing his chest out proudly, now tightly against your breasts.
“‘Where it counts,” he added. With that he jerked his hips upward before slamming back down, hard enough to probably bruise your pelvis. You felt the head punch your cervix at full force. It hurt but it was exhilarating. No man’s ever filled you so deeply, so full and this man was literally a goblin.
“Don’t stop!” you begged as he thrusted in and out of you with intense power -It was like getting fucked by an orc-. And what would Styx be if he didn’t comply when a lady asks so nicely. He fucked you as hard and fast as he physically could, not just for your sake, for his too. You were doing your own part, your pussy deliciously clenched around his rock-hard dick, egging him on to keep going. Styx wasn’t sure if it was him or some innate, carnal instinct. Either way he was tempted to bite your neck, so he did.
A jaw full of pointed teeth sank into your throat. It was hard enough to where if it didn’t leave deep teeth marks, it would definitely at least leave a bruise. It was a welcome sensual distraction from when your pussy started to hurt a bit.
Styx bit down even harder -hard enough to make you bleed- when he came in you. His cum was thick, strong smelling and was managing to ooze out of you, despite the tight fit. When he pulled out, cum pushed out of you, making you tremble. The best sex you’ve ever had was with a goblin, and you even kinda paid for it.
You were enjoying the sweet, sweet afterglow; feeling Styx’s thick goblin cum now trickle out from your now well-used hole and the crisp night air cooling your sweat-drenched, steaming body. That was until you noticed Styx, already dressed climbing atop the windowsill.
“H-hey! It’s rude to leave a lady after you fuck her!” you sat up quickly.
“Like I care,” he replied, “I don’t trust everyone I fuck so I’m leaving,” He was about to completely disappear into the night when you offer him something that appeals to his carnal instincts, something he can’t refuse.
“I’ll let you use my boobs as a pillow if you stay the night,” you offered. You won the moment you saw his ears droop.
Here was Styx, the goblin and master assassin, begrudgingly but comfortably nestling his bald head against your chest, nestled sweetly between both breasts and gently fondling the one in front of him.
“I think I came up with a name for that poison,” you said.
“Oh, yea?” the goblin replied, his ears perking with a slight interest. However, he seems generally more invested in two ‘other things’.
“Styx Spunk,” you said proudly. Styx let out a single laugh, it was a positive one.
“Well, I feel honored,” he turned his head to face you, head still between both tits, “It’s nice to be recognized for my skills, poisoning and…” Styx raised a brow provocatively, his eyes burning lustfully in the dark, “...pounding. Apparently, I was so good you really wanna immortalize it. Huh, beautiful?”
“Go to sleep.”
Can i ask you to do a nsfw about Ratigan if you didn't already? And thank you in advance 😘
🐭 He’s obviously very much the alpha rat big mouse on this side of London. Maybe even all of it if I’m being honest. He knows what he likes and what he likes is power.
😈 This can be seen by him giving you gifts. A number of the gifts he showers you with on the regular are things only to be seen by him and it’s obvious. A particularly sheer nightgown? You better be wearing that for him tonight! And oh boy! If you wear any of the jewelry he’s given you with it… you’re going to get absolutely RAVENGED.
🐭 I also think he may have a smoke kink or at least smokes immediately after sex. Even if you have any sort of asthma, you can at least appreciate he looks kinda hot while doing it.
😈 Ratty is also very verbal during sex. He’s very good at making you feel things just by speaking to you. It’s a real talent and it appeals to his power kink. He also will bite quite a bit but he doesn’t actually mean to, it’s a part of his rat instincts so it’s something he doesn’t much care for.
🐭 Your tails do the twisty-thing during sex. It’s cute!
😈 After sex, he’s a real cuddly guy and really likes it when you pet his head. He’ll also talk to you about a lot of things; your relationship, life, how much he wants to fucking kill Basil.
Hi! Ever heard of Styx the goblin from the Master of Shadows and Shards if Darkness games? I'd love a sweet little x f reader with him... if you don't know Styx imagine a goblin assassin/thief for hire with a drug problem and more snark than Deadpool and the creepy old lady of The Goonies wrapped into one. I love your writing and I have massive goblin thirst so this would make me so happy... :D
I don’t think I’m familiar with the series but I’m really intrigued by this guy! I totally get why you like him so much, he seems so fun! It reminds me of me and my thing with Bruz from Shadow of War.
I’m just not sure what to do with him since I’m so new to the fandom.
Feel free to send me a private message and we can have so much fun getting more in-depth with this kinda stuff!
Is it okay if I request professor ratigan with a pregnant s/o or domestic headcanons if requests are open?
I was very excited by this ask! I love anything involving pregnancy and babies but also this gives me an opportunity to tell some cool rat facts.
Greatly influenced by https://writtenfan.tumblr.com/ post here! https://writtenfan.tumblr.com/post/617705047252467712/reserving-for-romance-a-dinner-with-prof-ratigan
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🐭 Your relationship is actually really similar to a sugar daddy/baby relationship. He’s a rich man who loves to spoil “his little sweet”. I mean, as long as you give him “something” to compensate. And that something is romantic and sexual companionship, which no doubt leads to rat pups.
😈 Because he is obviously a very rich, “well-to-do” alpha rat mouse, you don’t really have much to worry about financially or safety-wise. Like, you’d probably have even less to immediately worry about if you’re a human’s fancy rat*.
🐭 Just because he can, he likes to spoil you. Surprising you with stolen gorgeous jewelry, and fancy dresses. He does all this in a sickeningly sweet voice. The very idea of the mother of his children not having the absolute best in her more delicate moments, well, he just won’t have it! He spoils you like he does his precious baby, Felicia. “After work” cuddles are very commonplace and he’s a very large man so he can easily do a sort of protective curl thing around you.
😈 Ratigan is surprisingly really sweet with his children at first. The first time he holds them, it’s a true fatherly moment and you can visually see him swell with pride. He immediately plans to bring the child into “the family business” one day. Oh, the very idea of expanding his evil empire further through his children just makes him feel so WICKED!
🐭 He’s the kind of guy to name his children after himself. Padraic jr. for a boy. Patricia or Patrice for a girl. There is no debate.
😈 I have my doubts about Ratigan being a good father, given his nature and patience level. He would be very doting but he also takes great pleasure in his evilness. It really shouldn’t surprise you that his children would take after him; big, strong, brilliant, charismatic, and charming but equal parts sadistic and “nasty”. Also, very musically talented.
*Fun fact! Fancy(just means domestic) rats first started being bred and kept in the 18th century in England. Jack Black, the royal rat catcher for Queen Victoria started this whole thing. Some members of the royal family even had pet fancy rats at the time.
Hey Muffin. Have you ever felt nostalgic and sat down with a glass of wine to watch some old cartoons you used to like as a kid hoping to get a few chuckles out of some cheesy lines and bad animation only but now you're not a wide eyed pure lil child, you're a gross horny gremlin of an adult and an obscure character you paid little attention to as a kid is now attractive to your dumb filthy lizard brain
u okay bruh?
Not usually the stuff I reblog but this was a real event to read. No shade. Just an absolute event.
Are you alive? (Sorry) I want to let you know that the last few requests had been sent by me (the astro Shan-Yu and desperate begs for more Shan-Yu content and the Tarzan one). The thing is Tumblr isn't a staple app on my phone so I delete it after sending some requests to various accounts and then comeback a month or so later and my requests are already answered. So just wanted to check on you. Anyways you're a LiBRA too so whenever your birthday is/was, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I'm sorry for the long text. Hope you're doing well!
P.S: my hc of astro Shan-Yu in which you added was so spot on that I daydream about it till date
Oh! Yes! I’m fine I’m just really busy lately! >< I’m actually still working my IRL job and working with an illustrator(we’re making comics and a cool magazine-thingie together) but nothing is really ready yet.
I just haven’t had much time to work on Tumblr stuff. Half is because I’m not really inspired and half because I’m usually too tired. ><;;
And thank you for telling me happy birthday!
P.S: That’s so sweet to hear!!
Wanted to post something that wasn’t related to Shan Yu for once. lol Love the guy, he’s a great villain but how about a bad guy who’s a bit more “fun”.
💀 He’s surprisingly devoted to the person he’d pining after. Also, he appears to be REALLY into commitment, seeing as in “The Date”, he purposed on a first date and a wedding was literally happening only a little bit after. I know he’s a total tool but damn, instant commitment like that is almost impressive. I think we’ve all be told at least once in our lives to “lock down” our man, but this man locks down you.
⚡ He can’t be taken ANYWHERE. Not just because he’s a very high ranked villain but, he’s an awful date for practically any occasion that doesn’t immediately benefit him.
💀 Hater would take any opportunity to even vaguely impress you. Whether it be...
commissioning a propaganda cartoon to show off how “kissable he is”
(attempt) to destroy his enemies/Wander
show off his new totally cool car thing
perform a “romantic” rock ballad he wrote for you
Always give you sweet gifts like flowers, chocolates, and a toaster that one time.
have you watch him destroy some planets only using his lightning(?) powers
Just generally flex and puff out his chest whenever you’re around
⚡ Even though Hater really shouldn’t be the type of guy anyone should go after, it’s very easy to just get sucked in by his strange charm.
💀 He becomes the biggest, mushiest goof if you hold his hand.
⚡ It’s also basically canon that Hater wants children (as seen in “The Battle Royale”, “The Rival”, and generally just whenever he interacts with Captain Tim). Even though he acts like a bratty teenager most of the time, he’s shown the capability to be really doting and sweet(to Captain Tim, at least). I have faith that he’d be a good dad. (He also might want a daughter since in his fantasy he had more girls than boys(2:1))
💀 For a massive brat, he’s a major softy.
⚡ You get your own little “strategic figurine” when you enter the “basically married” stage of dating.
💀 Half the dates you go on with Hater are actually organized by Wander because… well, he’s Wander and he’s a romantic. And on other dates, debatably, he kinda makes them more fun. Just don’t tell Hater that.
⚡ If he has a phone, it’s full of pictures of just you and Captain Tim.
NSFW
💀 Even though he’s very enthusiastic about sex, he’s not the one to actually go through with it.
⚡ SAYS he wants the hardcore stuff but is way too nervous to actually go through with it and can barely handle vanilla sex.
💀 Claims he wants to do “horrible things*” to you, even take you to his torture room as proof of this but it quickly devolves into you cuffed to a St. Andrews cross and his zaps keep missing you for nearly an hour. “I swear this never happens to me!”
⚡ Sorry, babe. The gloves stay on during sex.
💀 Is probably prone to premature ejaculation and his dick is not as big as he would like to admit. (If he even has one anymore.)
⚡ His semen is green, glow-in-the-dark, and tastes like green apple candy.
*hard BDSM, power play, torture play, degradation
I totally headcannon that Shan-Yu is an Aries and he should have a smol Libra wife. Just his opposite. The one who defeats him in sword fights but is also a submissive lil bean. Bonus if she's too into aesthetics and is a perfectionist. Imagine her making the "perfect" flower tiara and making him wear it. Lmaoo. Do you agree?
This is you!
I feel like this is somewhat targeted directly at me because -I- am a libra. Lol. Anyway, I’m not much for a zodiac type of gal but I can buy that Shan-Yu is an Aries because, yea, that sounds right.
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💀 Honestly, it’s a marvel that you managed to stay alive in the Hun army. Shan-Yu, himself is impressed. Be honored.
🦅 To be so small and to thrive so much in his army makes him respect you. His respects almost immediately turns into infatuation when you beat him in a sword fight. That was the moment he started to court you. And it’s not like you can just reject him, he’s your leader, you’re very soft and he’s very hot.
💀 During your courtship, he’s much more liberal when it comes to showing off his physical strength and hunting prowess. But it’s not like he -needs- to show off, his men wouldn’t dare go after you knowing Shan-Yu had his eyes set on you.
🦅 Shan-Yu took off his shirt one time in front of you and you became absolute mush! For someone who can take him in a sword fight, you get taken down easily by him, literally undressing.
💀 He loves this kind of power play you guys have! It turns him on. It makes him want to have babies.
🦅 When you two were all but married, you made a little crown for him made out of wildflowers and kinda forced him to wear it for the whole day. Shan-Yu just acted like it wasn’t even there. Everyone wanted to bring it up but no one wanted to get stabbed by Shan-Yu.
💀 Not only are you the only living person in the army who can take on Shan-Yu, himself, but also make him wear something so cute and dainty! FUCKING POWER MOVE.
Sis we need more Shan-Yu fluff content. PeriodT. Pretty please 🥺
Hun-ies! The lot of you!
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💀 He’s a biter! It doesn’t even need to be in a sexual context, he just bites his partners!
🦅 He thinks it’s really cute when you try to tame Hayabusa. You can’t, Hayabusa is a tough old bird who is loyal to him and him only. But it’s cute watching you try and fail.
💀 Watching you interact with Hayabusa is just... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdrmfjAhn0
🦅 He -has- beaten the literal shit out of his romantic rivals for you. He’s not yandere, he’s just territorial.
💀 If you’re shorter than him, he feels powerful(more so than usual).
🦅 Ask him how he gets his eyebrows so “on point”.
“some fluff about the Disney villain Shan-Yu and the woman he is attracted to? How would he act around her and such? A little deatil about her is that she is quite shy and small, so she gets nervous when he is around-- Thank you beforehand!“ - Anon?
Everyone is horny for Shan-Yu during the quarantine!
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💀 I feel like Shan-Yu’s ideal woman would be someone like Mulan. A woman who is very smart in battle and would quickly pick a fight with him. In his line of “work”, he’d want someone a tough as him to be his wife and to carry his scary babies. But… I’d be lying if I didn’t think he’d love to have a sweet, timid little thing for a wife.
🦅 He kidnapped you to be a concubine/wife/whatever because that’s just a thing that happened quite a bit back then(I headcanon that the same thing happened to his mother and that’s how he was born). Eventually, you just decide to accept that this is your life now.
💀 You do your best to keep him satisfied but your shy nature and him being - Shan-Yu -, you can’t really control yourself around him. He’s just so much more handsome than he damn should be allowed to be. Seeing you all flustered for the likes of himself, Shan-Yu really enjoys watching you squirm for him. Just how much he dwarfs you in height really arouses him. It makes him feel powerful. He’ll just drop one of his shirts on you and it drags on the ground a little when you walk.
🦅 Someone as docile and dainty as you are very rare to him and the Hun army. Shan-Yu likes to show you off as a sort of trophy in front of his men.
💀 No matter how much time you spend around him, you’re always so jumpy around him. He really loves this and will use it to initiate some ~lewdness~. Why? Because he can and like you would ever say ‘no’ to him. Shan-Yu’s dick is also just as massive as the rest of him. Like, so big that you can see it while it’s still inside you, just a massive log pulsing in you, making your body contort around him.
🦅 He never says “I love you”. Only that he belongs to you as much as you belong to him.
Saw the Shin Yu stuff and at first I thought “not my cup of tea since he killed kids” then started I thinking historically “Wait, Huns typically ‘adopted’ or enslaved the kids with their moms.” So now I’d like to request some fluff of him, basically, adopting a street urchin girl from a village he’s conquered, please.
It’s fine. He mostly gets a pass in my book because at the end of the movie he died pretty horribly and I can only assume the last of his goons were executed. (I’d be really pissed if Mulan and the emperor just let them go/live for some bullshit reason that didn’t even make sense in the context of any other version of the story (you guys know the series I’m talking about).)
I’m actually really into this idea because (1)It’s historically accurate in a sense and (2)it’s something new for me to write about.
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🦅 You will forever remember the day you met him. It was the day you lost everything; your home, your family, your life(metaphorically), and it was all his doing, Shan Yu. He and his army came and burned everything in your village, slew your neighbors indiscriminately, it didn’t matter if they were a man, woman or child, they were dead a moment later. You were the sole survivor.
💀 Since that day he “took you in”, as he describes it, he kept you on a tight leash. In both literal and figurative sense. That wasn’t the end extent of your relationship, he trained you. He trained you as hard as his men, maybe even more so. In the beginning, one time, he tied you to a heavy wooden pole in the snow and expected you to tend to a small fire just out of reach or die in the cold of the night. He called it a “test” but you called it “abuse” or just a shitty murder attempt that was pretty unfitting to literally THE SHAN YU. You passed.
🦅 Since then you lovingly gave him the nickname “Old Bastard” (because you a child who craved death). Shan Yu would then in turn “test” you again. Like, have you carry your weight (and even more later on) during day-long hikes, force you to hunt, skin and cook your own meals, all while on a rope leash and a flimsy bow-and-arrow that was probably made for a toddler half your size and to wrestle* him -before- that for “your right” to eat.
💀 *Mind you, he’s SHAN FUCKING YU is literally wrestling YOU (probably a teenager, if not a child). You stand no chance for months and only managed to “hunt” out of a morbid form of sympathy or something.
🦅 Eventually, just like Mulan in her military training, you start to catch up and prove your worth to an entire army of hardened warriors, even Shan Yu in a sense. You became strong. You learned the ways of the wild and how to provide for yourself, even with monumental handicaps. And, most importantly, you managed to pin (even if it was for a moment) Shan Yu after learning his openings and how to grapple. But by then you weren’t the orphan he would use as a punching bag anymore.
💀 You became exactly what they were.
Hi! Is it ok to ask for a little thing of Ryuuken from Iron Leaguer trying to ask out the Reader? (Btw Puff sent me and I hope you have a lovely day dear 🥰)
His theme: “Stadium at Twilight” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0bc7YaIikA
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo! It’s so wonderful to have an Iron Leaguer ask! And it’s even better to meet someone who knows someone who I know personally!
And oh dear! Ryuuken is just an absolute peach! He’s by far, the sweetest mech in the whole cast! JUST LOOK AT THE FACE!!!
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🥋 Ryuuken is literally the sweetest mech anyone could ask for, as a consequence, he is probably the shyest. Whenever you’re around him, he can barely speak and when he does, he’s even more soft-spoken than usual.
🤖 It’s kinda the team’s open secret that Ryuuken has a crush you. They’re all really supportive of him and his feelings towards you, especially Ruri and Topjoy. Those two are absolutely incorrigible! Both see themselves at Ryuu’s wingmen but kinda do it in different ways. Ruri is your gal-pal who talks your ear off how great and how wonderful of a boyfriend Ryuu would in a really sweet and subtle way you almost think she has a crush on him. Topjoy is… he’s just Topjoy. He’s also getting your attention and immediately directs you to Ryuuken(who suddenly has stage fright) and singles you and Ryuu out together. His casual flirting with you drops dramatically, too, for Ryuuken’s sake.
🥋 Ryuuken only got himself to ask your out was from convincing from Magnum Ace. AND OH BOY WAS IT ADORABLE! Ryuu was really surprised that you accepted his feelings. No one else was. lol
🤖 You and Ryuuken quickly became the team’s (and even the world of Iron League’s) “golden couple”. Ryuuken can barely handle the attention and it’s literally the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen.
🥋 Your first date would be something after his practices or on his day off, it’s late in the evening and you two watch the sunset or look at stars. He’s a simple, sweet guy and I feel like he’d be too nervous to do anything else.
🤖 A second date might be the two of you just having fun and playing soccer or some friendly sparring. The first date was meant to be sweet and see if you -really- wanted to date him (because it takes a little convincing) and the second is to confirm you two as a couple and to have a bit of fun.
🥋 Ryuuken would be the best boyfriend you could’ve ever asked for. He’s sweet, he’s strong, he’s handsome and he’s honorable to a fault. Just, marry this mech immediately if you can. lol
Ah, The Joys of Parenthood, They’re your Whole Underworld ya know?
DisneyHades x Reader
Taking care of the little fire-crackers can be a lot, Hades sure feels that way…
Oh geez, s-settle down, kiddos… No, no. No! No!! I take a call for two seconds! -” he holds up two fingers and waves them in the air looking down at his kids, fussing and running around the room.
“TWO. Itty bitty SECONDS!, and all of you go Lord of the Flies on me.”
You watch Hades breathing heavily, trying his very very best to keep himself calm tempered but his flames give away how angry he is by their frantic bursts of red between the blue. His internal de-fuming was interrupted by a loud-
BAM!
As one of the three kids, tripped over their father’s smoke and onto the rug which made him snap his head to them, grab them by their shoulders with the same smoke they tripped over and pulled them towards him.
They look up at him will a giddy smile and he scrunches up his nose and gives them a closed smile back, which looked absolutely phony.
“Cool it, you little pest, or DADDY’S going to, lose it. Capiche? You don’t like it when daddy goes Koo-Koo! Koo-Koo! Right?!” he hisses through his teeth and your child shakes their head with a worried frown and slowly walks off towards a bunch of books laying on the floor.
“Oy Vey, KIDS! Alright, ok, Calm down Hades. In and out, remember what Hera told you? Oh ho ho, ho…feeling dumb now aren’t ya? How you shoulda thought twice before-” he stops himself and closes his eyes, taking a deep breath in an exhaling hot smoke as he opens his eyes lazily.
His voice turning eerily sweeter, “Ahem. Daddy can only handle sooo MUCH~! Before he decides to take the late abortion, option…
… AND THROWS YOU IN THE STYX!!!”
Well. He Failed at Being Calm.
His fire sparks a dazzling red which causes all of your kids to halt and say their apologies to their father, significantly slowing down in the process, all except one kid. Who seemed to be completely running on adrenaline and just wouldn’t sit still.
“Thank you. You little brats… Geez, and watch your sibling eh? Oy, I shouldn’t have given them those cookies…but they kept bugging me and bugging me. Works for the dog, I give them a treat and badabing! They’re off my back for an hour or two. But this little smutch right here?! Sheesh!” He mocks a buzzer sound. “Wrong answer. Never again, you hear me?!” he points to your child who gives their father a sharp toothed grin.
You lean against the stone door frame and some of the stone crumbles off the wall and his attention shifts to you and the smirk on your face. He sizzles down automatically.
The blue flames flicker once again on the top of his head. His face turns to this sentimental big-eyed and blushing grin.
“y/n! sweetheart, the exquisite object of my affection…” he glides his way towards you, and you meet him in the middle of the room.
Your kids turn their head and smile at you, with a few hi (mommy/daddy’s) but once again become preoccupied with the one child that just wouldn’t stop putting pieces of books into the fire. You tell them to stay away from the breakables with a laugh as you watch the youngest drop the books and run towards a statue while the middle child is just trying to pull the younger one way from it.
This den had turned into the colosseum pits of Rome more than once and It didn’t help that it was filled with old irreplaceable books and rickety bookshelves crawling with Underworld bugs. (Which Hades uses as a light reading snack ugh). Along with a cluster of breakable glass containers and cylinders holding whatever the hell they held, littering the floor.
This place was a disaster zone. The few screaming statues that stood around the room sure didn’t make it peaceful either and right on cue you watched your oldest accidentally fall into one after tugging with the youngest and you leaped forward as you saw the statue jolt but were greeted with, “Aye aye, I got it, it got iiiit…” As a burst of smoke pushed against the other side of the statue stopping it from falling while picking back up the oldest on their feet and grabbing your youngest by the back of their collar and hovering them over the fireplace, (which had absolutely nothing to prevent a child from falling inside) plopping them down on the huge intricately woven rug made by The Fates.
Unexpectedly Hades pulls you into him by the waist and spins you around in a circle. “Angel face, Baby. heh, do you think you could? Uh, handle them, for me? For a little bit, of course.”
You give him a look.
“ Ay heheh…I just have to go to another business meeting, haha yeah. He rests his hands on your waist and isn’t afraid to hold them firmly, oh he knew how to make you soft.
“You know Echidna right?! Right. Husband Typhon… the mountain guy… you know. 6 weeks ago at the pool party, best Feta Me Meli you ever had? Well. They’ve been impatient recently and I rather not get on her bad side…or have them on mine. So, watch little Cerberus Jr. for me until my meet up is over, cool? Cool.” He gestures to your three kids who have now restrained the youngest who was flickering little bursts of red around their hair. (He collectively calls them Cerberus Jr. Quite often.) Sweat is rolling down Hades’s forehead and sizzling off in steam just as it formed, his face still in complete pleading mode, lips pouted, eyes all big…
“Please?!” he clears his throat.
“I mean, ha-ha-heh please dearest? I mean, I deserve it! I bet your liking this top-notch parenting your witnessing eh?” He blows hot air on his knuckles and rubs them on his chest as if shining it. “Well, I hope this turns you on… But I’m kinda running a bit low on steam, or should I say, smoke.” he grumbles.
Your eldest yells from across the room as they’re putting all the books on high shelves to stop the youngest from continuing to shred them into the fire. About how “Dad” gave the youngest some oatmeal cookies that had him bouncing off the walls.
“You little snitch,” Hades mumbled under his mouth giving his child the eye which made them shudder and look away. You turn to Hades with and an eyebrow raised, and he places a hand on your back and turns you around from the kids gilding you towards the door.
“But even though I’m ha top, repeating what you said last night, DILF. Of the Underworld and all-” He chuckled proudly and you laugh and turn your head to the kids, and you catch one rolling their eyes and you give them an ashamed little chortle “-I got to get some work done, that isn’t…this work.”
He grins sheepishly and you roll your eyes and smile. But remind him that you’re not going to be the typical stay at home (mom/dad) that he may want you to be. As you caught him slipping earlier with such an expectation from you. Which made you make him spend time with the kids in the first place.
“Oh YES! GODS. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!”
He clasps both his hands around yours and shakes them frantically and you start laughing which makes him grin. “I promise boss, I won’t let you down. Overtime even and ill clock in early (ma’am/sir) I’ll even stay in late…and help you, liquidate the debt …if you know what I mean…” he wiggles his eyebrows and you are bombarded with little kisses all over your face as he says “Muah” for each one, you try pushing him off you but he turns you around as you do so that his back is now towards the door. He pulls away from you laugh as he gives you a salute, but before slipping through the door he points to the kids.
“If you make your (mother/father) mad or sad or anything but glad! I’ll give you all a worthy punishment for your demi-dis“ass”ter’s got it?” He points to himself and then back at them and they reply in obvious dread and you wave him off but he just gives you few air kisses, “I’ll take ya on a little trip to doom-and-gloomingdales and get you something swanky, we’ll have Pain and Panic watch the kids.” He gives you a wink and clicks his tongue as he leaves and you walk over to your kids.
Scooping up the youngest who was on a sugar high and watch their little flames of anger die down as you held them from their middle with ease and you smiled as they started laughing as you hoisted them up on your shoulders.
“How’re (mommas/daddy’s) favorite kids doing huh. Driving him mad eh?” you chuckle as you walk over to your other two scamps.
“We’re you only kids…”
“I’m the favorite!!”
“BOW DOWN TINY MORTALS FOR I AM HADES!!”
You smirk up at the one on your shoulders.
“Oh, please don’t copy your father there’s enough of him already.”
can i get a fluff for shan yu and his wife pregnancy headcanons or a small fic? maybe like some cute baby and shan yu type of thing of him being a dad :) thank you!♡♡
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!! *smashes something but immediately cleans it up because I live here*
Same emojis as the last request but these will kinda cover both versions because having kids with him will basically be the same.
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🦅 Finding out you were full-on pregnant was a victory in Shan Yu’s eyes. It’s an extra layer of ownership he kinda has on you. But his main goal was making another of him to conquest and concur as he does/did. Don’t be too surprised when he immediately wants another kid right after you give birth. lol
💀 When you’re all sweet, round, and glowing he was fiercely protective. Most of the time you’re under a sort of house arrest. (Which is a tent and two horses.) It’s mostly to keep you safe because just about anyone or anything in his army could very easily kill a pregnant woman. Shan Yu would come back to you and hold you tightly against his chest before kneeling to kiss your extended belly. He whispers sweet little lullabies to the baby and how he’ll make them the strongest soldier the continent has ever seen. The guy can be sweet when he -really- wants to.
🦅 Shan Yu doesn’t really care whether his baby is a boy or a girl, only that it could keep up with him and his legacy. In the Hun culture, both men and women could’ve been able to enlist in military affairs. Some of the most brutal atrocities of the time were done by women. About a year after the baby is born, he’s taking it with him when he’s hunting. He just has a baby in a little backpack or sling. It’s to make the kid used to blood and death, to him, you can never start too early. And early he shall start. By the age of two and a half, baby is already hunting and skinning rabbits.
💀 Baby is unstoppable and Shan Yu is so proud.
🦅 Almost like clock-work, he has a new baby to train in his ways of a woodsman and a warlord. All his kids get equal attention and training and are all named after past conquests and battles he is particularly fond of.
💀 By the time you two stop having kids, they’re all just as hardened and deadly as their father. They have the might of a small army and Shan Yu couldn’t have been prouder. Just imagine them all going their separate ways; making their own marks on the world. All of Asia would be on fire by their doing.
🦅 Shan Yu is so proud.