hello

[tastefullyoffensive]

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[courier-sux]

seeing your friend’s art on your dash

[beanixwright-deactivated2022030]

hot flaming take i’m abt to slap you with: it’s not acceptable to punish children for their grades, no matter the circumstances.

[beanixwright-deactivated2022030]

lost a follower for this one!

[transarsonist]

Any situation in which the grades are "bad enough to punish" is a situation in which your child is already struggling, and needs, more than anything, your support and affection.

If you punish them you will teach them nothing but how to loathe

[love-notes-to-survivors]

And that their worth is dependent on what they can accomplish.

[saipng]

me, preparing to make a post on tumblr.com

[saipng]

nailed it

[bardstardish]

You ever seen porno?

wh

[bardstardish]

HDKFKFJDJDJJSJDJF

YEAH I HAVE SEEN PONYO

[dee-lirious]

Good News: Our Children Have Some Terrific Ideas for How to Get the Big Ol’ Boat Unstuck From the Suez Canal

[anxietyproblem]

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

[ketenkusu]

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

[actualmythicalcreature]

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

[dangerously-human]

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

[prokopetz]

The idea that housecats are baby-talking at humans when they meow is based on a misunderstanding.

Yes, it’s true that, amongst themselves, adult housecats generally only vocalise to communicate with kittens, but the particular set of vocalisations that adult cats use to communicate with humans is distinct from, and largely non-overlapping with, the set of vocalisations that they use to communicate with kittens.

Your average adult housecat has anywhere from twenty to fifty distinct vocalisations that are basically only used to communicate with humans.

Cats meowing at humans is less baby-talk and more your cat learning a whole second language.

[followthebluebell]

Can confirm.  Between themselves, cats usually use body language which is very subtle.  Meowing is very unsubtle—- it’s obnoxious, in the cat world.  It attracts far too much attention, which isn’t ideal for small predators. 

but they know that we don’t get their body language, so they meow instead.

it’s more akin to cats learning a second language which is comprised of yelling. 

[foxincrocsnewgameplus]

So it’s like they are learning German

[miss-nerd-alert]

Even cooler, it’s basically a secret code between cat and owner. Studies were conducted where owners would listen to recordings of cats vocalizations and try to determine what the meow meant. Owners could identify what their own cat wanted (food, attention, help) based on the meow they heard, but couldn’t for other cats.

Your cats aren’t just learning a new language, they straight up invent a secret code that only you understand.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

these new lgbt identities are getting out of control...like tf is this pride flag?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

don't even get me started on this one

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

@bowsersex oh? did you, you fucking sjw?

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

You literally reblogged my design....

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

omg i'm so sorry. i'm so fjucking sorry

[imaginingfromtheblock]

[violetwylde]

Fanfic be like, "if you don't have your own gay little man, store bought is fine"

[sirartwork]

Because I’ve lost control of my life

[sirartwork]

reblog for the blessed 100k

[sirartwork]

[morinokunikara]

[snelbz]

IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST

[timeclonemike]

A classic image.

[burningbee]

[thatqueerchoirkid]

wait

[theconcealedweapon]

[incompletepuppets]

Salt your stink, miss?

[garbage-empress]

i remember this post so distinctly i assumed it must have a million notes but it does not

[coast-modern]

I haven’t been able to get this post out of my head it keeps haunting me

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[shoplifting-trojan-shark]

This is a petition for the Biden-Harris administration to abolish capital punishment in their first 100 days

Please sign and share this link along as many plat forms as you can, it needs 100,000 signatures in 30 days for it to be considered! It just takes you a moment of your time and a quick email verification!

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/biden-harris-administration-must-abolish-capital-punishment-first-100-days-their-new-administration

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