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wouldgaysexfixthem

would gay sex fix them?

frodo baggins & samwise gamgee (lord of the rings)

yes

it would make things worse

gay sex DID fix them

gay sex is the PROBLEM

see results / i dont go here / im bald

Voting ended onJul 5, 2024

wouldgaysexfixthem

LOVE WINS!!!

sindar-princeling

I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

sindar-princeling

apparently it's not common knowledge that he was 18 at the time (insert that xkcd comic, you know which) but. yeah

"let's task this teenager with the monster assignment of portraying trauma of war in a quiet and subtle way. what can go wrong" and then somehow nothing did. because he killed the role

dirkgentlysbiceps

lilyoutloud

no bigger naturals in all middle-earth

cyberneurotism

Nokia 3310/3330

killy-deactivated20241228

evilwizard

balrogballs

What’s your core memory of watching the Lord of the Rings films for the first time because I will never forget how my extremely South Asian dad — during the emotionally climatic scene where Arwen is riding to the Havens and sees a vision of her son — paused, pointed, and said “Mashallah, Sister Arwen has accepted the hijab, alhamdulillah, praise be to god” and giggled for a good five minutes 😭

last time i shared this in a uni tolkien club someone called him a misogynistic fundamentalist because irl tolkien clubs are fucking deranged so please let me clarify that he was, in fact, joking.

idiosyncatsy

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

middle-earth-mythopoeia

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THERE’S NEW ALAN LEE LOTR ART! I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are from the new limited edition of LOTR published by the Folio Society

matrose

they (lotr movies) could never make me believe youre stupid gimli. i know you went into the ruins of khazad dum fully aware and fully knowing of the death that awaited you. i know it.

farewell-to-lorien

Fangorn, by Ulla Thynell.

Legolas is non binary baddie and gimli is a feral tboy there is no evidence to suggest otherwise

#gimlas #lotr #legolas #gimli

deheerkonijn

Yapping

deheerkonijn

From the early days of our modern ‘verse. 💪🏻 Out on the trail, stuffin pamphlets, sniffin each other out.

status-quo-hater

You guys should make more intersex ocs, I want to see the intersex flag on character refs. Can we get women who are bears and cis gay boys with boobs? Can we get intersex characters who aren't 'futas' and instead actually depict intersexuality in a non-fetishistic manner? In a way that represents us? What about an anthro doe with antlers, or chimera cats? What about reptilian species who's sex is determined by temperature ending up square in the middle? How about characters who don't know they are intersex? What about intersex animals, dragons, monsters, literally split down the middle, half male half female. Infertile characters, agenital characters, characters with 'wrong' sex characteristics. Men who can't stand to piss. Women without ovaries. People who look like me. Characters who exist in settings without a medical establishment telling them their body is wrong? Gandalf big naturals. Intersex flag. Write settings where Intersexuality is represented thematically accuratly, and is natural and normal.

Write more intersex characters