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This is my new daughter, Jen. I've only known her for five minutes, but if anything happens to her, I'm going to everyone involved!

#mewgenics #look outside #sam #look outside sam #art #mspaint quality art #bonus points if you recognize Jen's mutations #And of course this is before we meet rat child since it's absolute canon that Sam saves them #Jen was an absolute MONSTER in her run #She got both scatter shot and thrill of the hunt #My girl wiped out Chaos practically on her own #The rest of the team was there to give her more mana #It's also canon that if Sam ran into a late-game Mewgenics cat he'd adopt them without a single thought about it #The apocalypse turned him into SUPER DAD

So I just had a very silly quad Jester hard run...

Persuasion Device got me so many familiars for moral support, as the real damage was bump + harpooner with a sniper rifle. I also got yet another cat rib, so Dio can go on four more adventures before being soul jarred. He is going to have SO MANY STATS!

#mewgenics #mewgenics spoilers

Mewgenics Drama

I love the silly little drama going on in my house.

I got an idea to make a pee and robot based solo run. Naturally, I had to use the cat that happened to be born named Eggman with the incontinence disorder for it. I used a savefile editor to ensure he got number one, shock therapy, and build turret as skills, and wild animals as a passive, and off to the desert with a tinkerer collar I went! Of course I had to take him to piss on the moon on hard mode that I had just unlocked!

I bring an antenna so that whenever Eggman gets hit, he pisses and zaps the piss, energizing all the turrets for extra turns. Of course, he's always wet, so the heat wave weather is negated.

The run goes pretty well until I hit the crater, where one of the infested pair gets the flaming elite buff, negating the now-upgraded rocket turrets. Thankfully, Eggman had the chaos eyes mutation and that rolled line shot, so he was able to chip down that one while the turrets absolutely annihilated the other.

Moon time! It all goes great! No reflective or flaming buffs! Much piss is had, a mech suit is summoned, and we take out the rift and Sohac too!

Eggman comes home a hero, declaring Sohac a bitch-ass motherfucker, bringing with him a dirty bionic armor looted from their corpse.

Then the next night, he mates with (and presumably pisses on) Beth. One problem: Beth is The Joker's wife! The Joker gets pissed off, killing Eggman in a fight over Beth. The bastard kitten, Bowser, wakes up to find the carnage.

I was devastated, because I wanted to use Eggman in a one-on-one showdown against C-800. I know that C-800 is a robot, so would also get energized from the piss, but I was curious if the SUPER ROCKET PISS could out-DPS the Terminator, and then The Joker goes and murders him! For pissing on his wife, sure, but STILL!

I again go to the save editor to revive my stupid little piss baby, making sure to shove him into a different room than The Joker, and now it's a wait until C-800 comes to storm the house.

It really is the little touches that make this silly cat game so fun. I may have hacked a build, but RNG gave me the Warrior Cats-level drama all on its own! Literally the only thing that could be funnier is if Beth also happened to have a funny character name.

#mewgenics #drama #it's silly but perfect #meme #I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE #snapcube reference #mewgenics spoilers

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"

Sadly he was obliterated in his adventure by some bad luck in events and weather conditions.

#mewgenics #meme #gay luigi #flashback to the youtube poop era when I saw this kitten

Fly me to the Moon,

Let me play among the bugs~!

I had a rather silly tinkerer who inherited summon pooter and a butcher who got duke of flies as his initial passive, so I went full fly mode. We also got the eye of Ra to melt all the crater plants with. A very fun run indeed!

#mewgenics #mewgenics spoilers #look at all these dumb bugs #gods i love familiar builds #almost always not optimal but fuck it we ball

Persuasion device + eternal servitude + unearth = minion mayhem!

I even got the rare success of Daddy Shark joining after a kiss, but he ended up doing a whole lot of nothing. Still, he was nice moral support when I forgot I gave my cleric a bleed mutation and got minions killed when I was trying to heal them.

I had to start a new savefile since I broke the PD on my main, so cats are hacked to have better stats and mutations for speedrunning purposes.

#mewgenics #mewgenics spoilers #gods I love familiar builds #they are so stupid #almost always not optimal but fuck it we ball

Got Dybbuk'd again

At long last I was going to work on the main quest with the putrid leech. I figured fighter would be a good class to never level up on, so chucked it on him, and I luck into the skill being stick and passive as weapon master, so he's got everything he needs to be a good melee fighter despite never leveling up.

I breeze through everything with a good tinkerer (perma tech 1 + always craft bomb at tech 0 or 1) and druid summoning snakes and cleric as support for tinkerer that I didn't need so they gave everyone mana regen with blessing of spirit.

The alley gives me a full leather set so druid has plenty of brace and shield for the tossing enemies in the boneyard, and the junkyard gives plenty of thorns to plop on my cleric and fighter, along with upgraded unreliable rocket launcher, so I figure Dybbuk is toast since he can't dodge thorns or the rockets. The skills on my cleric and tinkerer are intentionally bad just for Dybbuk (aside from the rocket launcher, but I was hoping cleric would get the kill anyway with their thorns and strong melee hit while Dybbuk got boxed in by snakes and maggots.)

Dybbuk kills himself on the cleric's thorns... and possesses the fighter. Putrid leech means he explodes on death, so I lose the the whole point of the run.

#mewgenics #dybbuk #rngesus giveth and rngesus taketh away #mewgenics spoilers #spoilers

Pooter Supremacy!

I wanted to get a collarless cat through the boneyard and thought "Y'know what'd be fun? Persuasion device! And fish necklace" And RNGesus approved, by giving me spawn pooter+, restless dead and reanimate+ for infinite minions!

#mewgenics #spoiler #get rekt dybbuk #mewgenics spoilers #I mean flies are associated with death

Two sides of RNG

The bad news: Roulx Kaard (Markiplier-voiced cat) got absolutely bodied on his run because the hunter got hit with blood frenzy at one of the first events, TPKing in the next battle because of course it was one of the ones with a bunch of flies.

The good news: Three runs later, I get a hunter with web trap+ and completely humiliate Dybbuk on my first fight against him.

The even better news: The next run I get the hunter's kitten that inherited web trap, make them a thief and to unlock the passive for beating Dybbuk. I also discover that he can't dodge rally hits, since they target the cat and not the enemy.

The best news: The run after that, I get the rally cleric's kitten, make her a mage for base 8 int to cast rally every turn, necromancer gets a stacked leech familiar build going, and hunter gets sentry mode+. The cleric's just there for moral support and occasional fleas from his cathide armor, and healing damage from previous battles since the weather event was training day and the beefy leeches decided they hated the training dummy and unleashed SO MANY KINETIC SPIKES that nuked both sides. Between rally, sentry mode+, the two beefy leeches... yeah, Dybbuk got absolutely melted. He also was stupid enough to possess my necromancer with carrion shot. We take down the necromancer and he gets the kill with carrion shot.

edit: I forgot about thou shalt not kill! Cleric was also helping melt things whenever a flea or leech got splatted!

#mewgenics #rambling #RNGesus #dybbuk #8+ int+rally=ez dybbuk #6+ int+sentry mode+=ez dybbuk also

Mewgenics Blessed Cat

So my turn-based RPG-loving ass fell right into Mewgenics. I watched some people playing, saw some crazy combos, and bought my first game since college because I wasn't satisfied... no, I had to create my own abominations!

My first three runs are absolute disasters, thanks to weather events and instant bomb explosions because the whole battlefield is on fire, but then RNGesus finally spared me a pitying look and let me progress.

Now I wake up this morning to a stray named Rouxls Kaard with Markiplier's voice.

We're going to the junkyard today, boys! (Unless I get screwed over by another bad weather event in the alley again)

#mewgenics #rambling #it's so funny how many people are in it voicing cats #gods I hope Rouxls breeds with my lucky random event mutant cats and gives all his kids Mark's glorious voice #Alien eyes a bushy beard and Markiplier #Truly this is what peak performance looks like

Dad would've been 77 today. I miss him dearly, but some part of me is glad that the most embarrassing president he ever knew was George W. Bush.

#irl #rambling #miss ya dad

Oscar the Grouch Snow Sculpture

Created for the 2026 winter carnival, whoever carved this beauty deserves all the love!