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Bailey, 25, USA. Devolved blog. Icon art: Five-Oh by aymo87 on deviantart

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[thehighkingofawesome]

[premieranthology]

Mainstream Monday - Jurassic Academy by Kobori Makoto. Seralized in Evening and scanlated by Hox.

[valtsv]

honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously

[valtsv]

like yeah gandalf is pretty grumpy most of the time but how would YOU feel if you were the fantasy equivalent of an angel and a bunch of people who only come up to your knee were just like “oh fuck it’s that spooky old wizard” every time you showed up for a friend’s birthday party

[bramblepatch]

I mean to be fair, he seems to actively enjoy the hobbits’ complete lack of awe, because what Gandalf loves most about hobbits is that they as a culture are 1000% unimpressed by any of the mythic-scale bullshit constantly going on right outside their borders. The thing Gandalf loves second-most about hobbits is their weed.

What gets on his nerves is the rest of the free peoples of middle earth, for whom he is constantly busting his ass and who consistently respond to his attempts to help with “why don’t you ever have any good news?” and also who don’t offer him any weed.

[mjalti]

enjoy the short term!!! sometimes ur not gonna be friends for 46 years and that’s ok, just enjoy the drive!!! some people aren’t gonna have a significant impact in ur life but not every show is a TedTalk, sometimes u needs some Real Housewives!!’ loosen up, the universe is rearing to explode and if that bix isn’t permanent herself, you’ve got nothing to lose! forever is an illusion

[perrfectly]

[cyberscully]

old people who are rude as hell for no reason are the bane of my existence…. like mildred you’re 83 and you still haven’t learned the value of kindness??? whack.

[babyanimalgifs]

POOL PARTY

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s surprising that there are no conspiracy theories about the moon being flat, since we only see half of it.

[ruinedchildhood]

Met Gala 2018

[pidie]

I’ve got a few new charms up my sleeve! Have some aquatic friends!

[lewis-tan]

make me choose: The Incredibles or Wall-E

[durbikins]

I am so blessed to live in central Florida because we don’t only have one gift shop with a giant wizard

We have TWO gift shops with a giant wizard

[boredpanda]

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[theanti90smovement]

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[elodieunderglass]

ooh this is a good three sentences

[sharkchunks]