49 times, we fought that beast (ur old man n me)

sorry abt my blog being a fkn trainwreck lmao

[alinaastarkov]

#bridgerton girls reminding men to drink their respect women juice

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[cormorant-red]

how to erase pencil guidelines from under ink

1. wait until you’re absolutely sure the ink is dry

2. wrong

[beardedmrbean]

[bumblebitch69]

I think it should be considered a form of degendering to try to divorce trans people from their gendered histories. My gender doesn't make sense without the fact that I was a little boy, or something like it, before I was a girl and a woman. If you were always a girl, thats awesome, but a lot of people project their dysphoria onto me when I try to talk about my own fucking life. If you think talking about having been a boy makes me less of a woman, that is degendering.

[yaoi-orc-pussy]

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[beardedmrbean]

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[kaijuno]

[beardedmrbean]

[clytemnestraaa]

what are your thoughts on ilya losing a tooth in a game and deciding to get a gold tooth as replacement

are you allowed to do that in the NHL? that seems like a safety hazard like if you catch a puck to the mouth and have a gold front tooth you're gonna shatter your sinuses....

wait was it @eugeniedanglars i was talking to about teeth replacements... i trust laura's expertise on the matter and she was saying that most professional athletes don't get teeth permanently replaced until they retire, which makes sense, because if you fuck up your replacement teeth you're going to like, permanently ruin your jaw, so he's probably got a flipper which is like a temporary fake tooth you can insert and remove like a retainer, which charms me because i like to imagine shane waking up and rolling over and seeing ilya like

good morning thane my love

however if you're asking me if Ilya would get a gold flipper the answer is yes. he would get these.

[beardedmrbean]

[sanrio-stud]

every year i forget how impossible it feels to function when you're cold and under a blanket. u really expect me to be productive right now? to think about things? outside the warmth and safety of my blanket? kind of messed up to be honest

[puh-dding]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[prokopetz]

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

[sobadbad]

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