Archangel Diaries

[tolkienillustrations]

Gandalf in the Archives of Minas Tirith by Matthew Stewart

[sumflora]

my phone: Storage Almost Full 

me: be quiet

[rynn-0915]

Cats!

Raphaël Watercolor on MasterArt Reneissance R102 100 gms

[debriefthemonarchgirl-blog]

though your hands shake, do not let go of your sword.

[bitchycode]

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

[officialspec]

cheerful, amoral, slightly unhinged female character: exists 

me:

[montparnah-deactivated]

story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j sandwiches and i was like “haha what about dinner” and the mom was like “that is dinner sweetie!” and i was like “i have to go home now”

[montparnah-deactivated]

when i got home my parents were like “i thought u were staying for dinner” and i told them what happened and my mom was shocked and was like “DELANEY that is RUDE” but my dad laughed for like half an hour

[davepetasprite-ebooks-deactivat]

Ok I’m white too but who the fuck eats pb&j for dinner

[nocontextgoodplace]

[cheeto-anaconda]

me after five (5) minutes of work

[myattemptstobecleverneverwork]

@baapi-makwa

[darkersolstice]

@bearana

[phemiec]

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

[lierdumoa]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I think the most incandescent rage I ever sent my least favorite uncle into was calling him “Cliffany”.

[weheartfandom]

Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ankle-beez]

Why does Fearow sound like that

[sixthrock]

“Pika?”

*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*

“Pika pika!”

[tiktokarchive]

"What! What are you- [laughs] Stupid, give it back! [laughs some more] Let it go!"

[slimeysnailfriends]

how to keep the snail that kills you if it touches you as a pet

[specsthespectraldragon]

For ten million dollars, I'm giving my new buddy a tiny sports car in his house. A lil couch made of velvet. A miniature working TV that plays hdot-mokoriri videos.

[slimeysnailfriends]

oh i forgot about the money!!! yes!!! he's going to live in luxury!!! maybe the jar is to take him places in when you travel the world :p

[specsthespectraldragon]

you were so caught up in the euphoria of an immortal friend that you forgot about the money I understand completely

[acepalindrome]

My brother decided to teach his two and a half year old that Mommy and Daddy have names and there is nothing funnier than seeing a cranky toddler turn to his mom and say ‘leave me alone, Meredith.’