Pictures Came and Broke Your Heart @alsogiraffes - Tumblr Blog

toskarin

isn’t Gorbachev that fake tumblr movie

yes

shinelikethunder

tear down this fourth wall

bcomic-blog

This is the kind of thing that is so funny I want to show my spouse but then it's like... "Oh yeah, this would just be a bunch of random words to anybody outside the Tumblr bubble"

"Reblog as usual"

shilohtx

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

mrsketchy

@clawfootboy

I trust him

i-survived-that

Okay but this is exactly what I love.

The above image is a historical artifact. Colima dog. It dates back to circa 100 BCE-300 CE. (x)

And, around two thousand years later it was originally shaped with care, painted with love, and adored… someone draws it. Draws it using a new technological device that allows modern people to shape things with care, paint with love, and even move them -on a screen, glowing.

And the said person decides to share it with the world. The whole world adores it.

I love the connection between past and today. We were humans back then, and we are still the same.

Cute dog :)

kayvsworld

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

alsogiraffes

Oh yes. The joy of discovering that a new carrot cake has been published is AMAZING

thememedaddy

bewareofchickens-deactivated202

sweet-bitsy

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

taopopop

C'est les swimming poules

pandas-and-squirrels

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

purpleisnotacolor

I CAN MAKE THE PUN WORK IN ENGLISH!!!

POOLTRY

valend

It’s crazy how people from 1791 and 2024 both know how it feels when Mozart drops a new track

zetabrarian

Because context.

More than 250 years after a teenage Mozart wrote "Serenade in C," a copy of the piece has surfaced in the collections of a German library

kelpforestdwellers

wake up babe new mozart track just dropped

chocolateal

losing it over this comment

monstrousliarstold

madeyoulaughgifs

Here come those hockey fights.

tomcruisingthroughlife

notreewaits-deactivated20200806

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

llywela13

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

ladyofatraditionalkind

Teach them kindness.

banrions

my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart.

greedy-guts

“What is it that the child has to teach? The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not. And the child is right.” - Rabbi Tzvi Freeman