ONLY THE TALE IS REAL

Noa | 24

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[userarmand]

jacobanderson: Love you forever Mean-spirited Long Table Louis in Azalea era Raspberry Suit ❤️‍🔥

[cocteautwinsgirl]

Claudia was an unforeseen joy.

[fruitgravies]

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

prints • insta • twt

[hesitantlyhappy]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[orange-catsidy]

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

[kosmogrl]

[roboco-san]

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

[bananonbinary]

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

[academic-vampire]

𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔶 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰

[ashstfu]

i feel totally normal about this and the scope of my desire is completely average

[bluesbats]

ignore the fact that all my recent pieces have been half finished ugly things ok im studying for uni finals

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[reticent-vampire]

"We do like mortals do. We fight, we eat, we laugh, we sleep, we love."

[diary-of-alice]

from the diary #005

[armandology]

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything