Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠
everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
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this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
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honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
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mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
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🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210
outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
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i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
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honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
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wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠
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