minors please please please do not interact (that means like, repost, or follow) not because I don't think ya'll are awesome sauce, but because my posts won't always be sfw and I don't want to be the reason you see or consume nsfw content.
also i really don't want to be the adult that talks to kids/minors online
Masterlists
Hazbin Hotel
The Freak Circus
I write, draw, and shitpost
I also like to sing and dance, i love and live for musical theater
i like hazbin hotel, tadc, invincible, legally blonde (the musical), heathers (movie & musical), beetlejuice (movie and musical), newsies, ride the cyclone, the apothecary diaries, TFFBWD, The Freak Circus etc.
there's more under the cut about requests and the rules for them
Likes/Will do's
sure yeah
fluff
smut
nsfw
sfw
angst
AU's
oc x canon
self insert
canon x canon
ooc (idc as long as it's good lol)
pretty much anything that isn't on the no no's list
Meh, I'm okay with these:
i might if asked
codependency
toxic relationships
No no's
i DO NOT want to make content about these
abuse
SA
pedophilia
self harm
water sports (no just no)
there's probably more and I'll let you know if you ask for one
please follow the rules for both of our sakes, and know that whether i say yes or no is not about you, it is about if i have time or the ability to do it at the moment.
Based on a post @macchinetta-draws made. I thought it was a cute image hehe. Also made for Macchinetta to hopefully brighten their day 🌻🩷 I hope I did him justice 👉👈
i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
Another illustration with the studio @春醴记工作室!
I’m so happy to see Harlequin receiving so much love! Thank you, everyone! So many beautiful and adorable artworks of our lovable little green menace! Happy Birthday, Harlequin!
And just like Pierrot, I ended up making another little tribute haha
Also, only today did I realize Harlequin’s cake flavor would actually be different… oops! =u=''
Now this depends. If he wants to keep you around as a pet, he might. Might.
But he also might try to eat you afterwards, OR or or hear me out, he'll give you to Harlequin before you become the newest fool.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partners)
He likes his waist ( I mean so do we but like) because 1, he's snatched af, 2, he's snatched af. He's vain what can I say?
Yours? Your eyes when you submit to him and his will.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)
He likes it when you swallow. I can't explain too much or else I'll reveal too much of the inner freak. She needs to stay contained. But trust me.
D = Dirty Secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes to ride you. Whether you've got the equipment or need a strap, he likes to ride.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
He's pretty experienced. I definitely think that he has the most experience just completely controlling someone. So like if he were to ever be topped I don't think he would know what to do.
F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl/Reverse cowgirl. He 100% likes you on top with him in control. Like he's moving you and everything.
G = Goofy (are they serious in the moment? are they comical, humorous, etc.)
Not goofy. And if you try to be goofy or silly you might die can't lie. He's absolutely the kind of guy that as long as you follow instruction you'll be fine. But he's also a major sadist. So hopefully you're a masochist :)
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)
Well groomed. Very neat, very clean. Cut short but not buzzed.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? are they romantic?)
Not necessarily romantic, more so authoritative. Like I can't imagine a scenario where I'm in bed with him and not at least a little bit scared for my safety.
J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)
I don't think he does. Like he reminds me of Alastor in a certain way. Not saying he has little to no sexual attraction, it's there trust me. He just likes being in control and the power of it all. So I think sex is less about pleasure for him and more about his low key god complex.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Two words. Pet. Play. This man will 100% put you on a leash and put you in a cage. You are his pet. And he is your owner.
L = Location (favorite place(s) to do the do)
Nowhere but his tent. He can't have anyone seeing his pet in such a state.
M = Motivation (what gets them going? what turns them on?)
When you obey. He loves when you're obedient.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
He wouldn't let you dominate him. You are not taking control, he won't let that happen.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He prefers receiving. He is very skilled with giving. But ultimately he wants to see you struggle to take him down your throat bc you ain't using your hands.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough, slow and sensual?)
Slow, but not sensual. Nothing but torturous paces and teasing.
Q = Quickie (their opinion on quickies, how often, etc)
He will, but you won't get anything out of it.
R = Risk (are they down to experiment? do they take risks?)
He's down to experiment, but he's more so experimenting on you.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
As long as he wants. You could be overstimulated as hell and he'd still be going.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Oh he owns toys. All for you too. He'll use them on you whenever he pleases too.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Does Jester tease? DOES JESTER FUCKING TEASE????????
Cmon y'all, of course he teases. He's the biggest sadist in the history of sadism.
V = Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)
He doesn't make noises, that's too demeaning for him. He just talks to you. Whether it's about his day or about all the things he's going to do to you. He will talk and talk into your ear like you're the only one who would ever listen. (whether you're able to listen or not)
W = Wild Card (random headcanon)
He doesn't like to be touched. Like genuinely you would need permission to touch on this man.
X = X-ray (let's see what they got going on under those clothes)
I'd say he's around 10-11 inches. Maybe 12. And I headcanon that he has a tentacle like dick. So like tapered and it gets thick the closer you get to the base. And I mean THICK. Like he's got some girth on him.
Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep after having sex?)
I don't think he sleeps until you do after sex. And this is entirely to guarantee that you don't try to escape or like do anything else.