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[PM] Is it, Miss? Why do you say that?

#gwen

PM: No, Sir. She’s very considerate.

[PM] Good. If she ever does hurt you, I expect to hear about it. Understood?

PM: I can take care of it.

[PM] Kyla.

PM: No, Sir. She’s very considerate.

[PM] Good. If she ever does hurt you, I expect to hear about it. Understood?

#kyla

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

The point of mind-altering substances is that they alter you. You lose control of yourself. I don’t care how damned skilled you are when sober. High is different.

There could be people around here you need protection from. I hope not, but it’s a possibility.

Fine, fine. I’m very skilled and very lucky.

Miss Gwen said she’d be more than happy to threaten people for me if it’s needed. I’ll still tell you if anyone messes with me though.

That’s better.

So things are getting pretty serious with her, huh?

You just like being right. I dislike being wrong. It makes me pout.

She really likes me. And I really like her.

I like us both being right.

But it’s not serious?

Yeah, that works well.

I..didn’t say that. It’s just that the last time I got serious about someone, it didn’t end well.

So just agree with my facts and we’re good.

[PM] So what’s your ideal timeline here? What has she said to you?

Okay, I agree. Maybe my skills won’t always translate when I’m high.

PM: Oh, I have no idea. We haven’t talked about it. We’ve just been having fun. It’s only been a little more than a year.

Good girl.

[PM] And you’re happy with where the two of you stand? Just having fun? But it’s not not serious.

😊

PM: I like where we are. Not to say I wouldn’t also like it if it were different. It’s hard to know. I don’t do big feelings very well, unless it’s something simple like my love of puppies.

[PM] Do you think you want her to claim you, eventually?

PM: I think..I think that would be nice.

[PM] Has she ever hurt you?

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

The point of mind-altering substances is that they alter you. You lose control of yourself. I don’t care how damned skilled you are when sober. High is different.

There could be people around here you need protection from. I hope not, but it’s a possibility.

Fine, fine. I’m very skilled and very lucky.

Miss Gwen said she’d be more than happy to threaten people for me if it’s needed. I’ll still tell you if anyone messes with me though.

That’s better.

So things are getting pretty serious with her, huh?

You just like being right. I dislike being wrong. It makes me pout.

She really likes me. And I really like her.

I like us both being right.

But it’s not serious?

Yeah, that works well.

I..didn’t say that. It’s just that the last time I got serious about someone, it didn’t end well.

So just agree with my facts and we’re good.

[PM] So what’s your ideal timeline here? What has she said to you?

Okay, I agree. Maybe my skills won’t always translate when I’m high.

PM: Oh, I have no idea. We haven’t talked about it. We’ve just been having fun. It’s only been a little more than a year.

Good girl.

[PM] And you’re happy with where the two of you stand? Just having fun? But it’s not not serious.

😊

PM: I like where we are. Not to say I wouldn’t also like it if it were different. It’s hard to know. I don’t do big feelings very well, unless it’s something simple like my love of puppies.

[PM] Do you think you want her to claim you, eventually?

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

The point of mind-altering substances is that they alter you. You lose control of yourself. I don’t care how damned skilled you are when sober. High is different.

There could be people around here you need protection from. I hope not, but it’s a possibility.

Fine, fine. I’m very skilled and very lucky.

Miss Gwen said she’d be more than happy to threaten people for me if it’s needed. I’ll still tell you if anyone messes with me though.

That’s better.

So things are getting pretty serious with her, huh?

You just like being right. I dislike being wrong. It makes me pout.

She really likes me. And I really like her.

I like us both being right.

But it’s not serious?

Yeah, that works well.

I..didn’t say that. It’s just that the last time I got serious about someone, it didn’t end well.

So just agree with my facts and we’re good.

[PM] So what’s your ideal timeline here? What has she said to you?

Okay, I agree. Maybe my skills won’t always translate when I’m high.

PM: Oh, I have no idea. We haven’t talked about it. We’ve just been having fun. It’s only been a little more than a year.

Good girl.

[PM] And you’re happy with where the two of you stand? Just having fun? But it’s not not serious.

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

The point of mind-altering substances is that they alter you. You lose control of yourself. I don’t care how damned skilled you are when sober. High is different.

There could be people around here you need protection from. I hope not, but it’s a possibility.

Fine, fine. I’m very skilled and very lucky.

Miss Gwen said she’d be more than happy to threaten people for me if it’s needed. I’ll still tell you if anyone messes with me though.

That’s better.

So things are getting pretty serious with her, huh?

You just like being right. I dislike being wrong. It makes me pout.

She really likes me. And I really like her.

I like us both being right.

But it’s not serious?

Yeah, that works well.

I..didn’t say that. It’s just that the last time I got serious about someone, it didn’t end well.

So just agree with my facts and we’re good.

[PM] So what’s your ideal timeline here? What has she said to you?

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

The point of mind-altering substances is that they alter you. You lose control of yourself. I don’t care how damned skilled you are when sober. High is different.

There could be people around here you need protection from. I hope not, but it’s a possibility.

Fine, fine. I’m very skilled and very lucky.

Miss Gwen said she’d be more than happy to threaten people for me if it’s needed. I’ll still tell you if anyone messes with me though.

That’s better.

So things are getting pretty serious with her, huh?

You just like being right. I dislike being wrong. It makes me pout.

She really likes me. And I really like her.

I like us both being right.

But it’s not serious?

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

The point of mind-altering substances is that they alter you. You lose control of yourself. I don’t care how damned skilled you are when sober. High is different.

There could be people around here you need protection from. I hope not, but it’s a possibility.

Fine, fine. I’m very skilled and very lucky.

Miss Gwen said she’d be more than happy to threaten people for me if it’s needed. I’ll still tell you if anyone messes with me though.

That’s better.

So things are getting pretty serious with her, huh?

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

The point of mind-altering substances is that they alter you. You lose control of yourself. I don’t care how damned skilled you are when sober. High is different.

There could be people around here you need protection from. I hope not, but it’s a possibility.

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

You could have broken your neck!

ROTC would have understood.

You don’t have faith in my handstand skills?

I don’t think it was necessary. I told him my brother would mess up his face. He asked around and found out I was not kidding, so he didn’t talk to me again.

While you’re high? Absolutely not.

You still should have let us know.

Well you’re wrong, because it went flawlessly.

If I had done that, I wouldn’t have learned to take care of myself. And then you would’ve had to travel around the world country to country with me just so you could beat up anyone who looked at me for too long.

I’m not wrong. You were just lucky.

You shouldn’t have to take care of yourself! For the record, I wouldn’t actually beat anyone up. Just intimidate them to the point that they thought I would.

No, I’m skilled.

Well you’re very intimidating to people, so that would be enough. Especially if you were to tell them that there’s three more of you.

Sober. Not while stoned out of your fucking mind.

Exactly.

I was not out of my mind! And apparently, I’m skilled always.

I still think its good that I can take care of myself. Even though someone else will be doing that at some point, it’s good that I can.

Skilled when you’re sober. Lucky when you’re not.

I don’t want you to be in situations where that’s necessary.

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

You could have broken your neck!

ROTC would have understood.

You don’t have faith in my handstand skills?

I don’t think it was necessary. I told him my brother would mess up his face. He asked around and found out I was not kidding, so he didn’t talk to me again.

While you’re high? Absolutely not.

You still should have let us know.

Well you’re wrong, because it went flawlessly.

I’m not wrong. You were just lucky.

You shouldn’t have to take care of yourself! For the record, I wouldn’t actually beat anyone up. Just intimidate them to the point that they thought I would.

No, I’m skilled.

Well you’re very intimidating to people, so that would be enough. Especially if you were to tell them that there’s three more of you.

Sober. Not while stoned out of your fucking mind.

Exactly.

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

You could have broken your neck!

ROTC would have understood.

You don’t have faith in my handstand skills?

I don’t think it was necessary. I told him my brother would mess up his face. He asked around and found out I was not kidding, so he didn’t talk to me again.

While you’re high? Absolutely not.

You still should have let us know.

Well you’re wrong, because it went flawlessly.

I’m not wrong. You were just lucky.

You shouldn’t have to take care of yourself! For the record, I wouldn’t actually beat anyone up. Just intimidate them to the point that they thought I would.

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

You could have broken your neck!

ROTC would have understood.

You don’t have faith in my handstand skills?

I don’t think it was necessary. I told him my brother would mess up his face. He asked around and found out I was not kidding, so he didn’t talk to me again.

While you’re high? Absolutely not.

You still should have let us know.

I went up there to do the dare. It was scary but also fun!

Stuff like being in the military is more important than kicking some guy’s ass.

You could have broken your neck!

ROTC would have understood.

#kyla

Okay, but just know that you’re persistence is irritating. I once got high with a group of people and was dared to walk on my hands across a roof so I did. BUT! It was a low roof! So really, not dangerous!

Maybe, but I knew you were all busy doing important things.

I'm your older brother. That's my job. What were you doing on a roof to begin with?!

Protecting you is more important than anything we could have possibly been doing.

#kyla

Ooh, story time! I have tons of stories! Okay, do you want one about performing? Or mean girls at pageants? No, okay I know what you want to hear! This one time in high school, after you boys had moved out, this guy said something icky to me and I made him go away all by myself!

Kyla. You know the story I want to hear.

But good girl. You were right to make him go away, but you should have told one of us anyhow.

Okay I know you think you wanna hear it, but you don’t.

I was worried one of you would feel the need to come home and kick his ass for good measure.

Oh, trust me, I do. Now, Kyla.

As we had every right to do.