He’s so chunky I can’t handle it
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@archerlavellan
He’s so chunky I can’t handle it
[ apparently not
seeing as I just lost a follower after posting that ]
[ is it even worth trying to come back here? ]
LOVE & SEXUALITY & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS
send a symbol to find out:
💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!
Dragon Age Inquisition Sentence Starters
“I’m here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part’s less difficult.”
“A man who truly aspired to be righteous would not lie. He would earn respect, not steal the respect due another.”
“All of this happened because of fanatics and arguments about the next world. It’s time we start believing in this one.”
“You answered the death of your clan… With a goat?”
“Do you feel that? My magic-sensing nose is tingling.”
“In the end you are always alone with your actions.”
“Oh, he put all this effort to meet me, and I didn’t even get him a gift!”
“No. No, *insert name here* did not specifically say one should not punch bears.”
“Are you… Sassing me, commander? I didn’t know you had it in you.”
“Do you think about how to kill everyone you meet?”
“No matter what comes, I want you to know that what we had was real.”
“Anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try.”
“I love tiny cakes!”
“I do quite like watching you leave.”
“I never worry, darling. A leash can be pulled from either end.”
“I call for rehabilitation! The skull shall do public theater about the evils of evil. I also judge the box!! Endtable for orphans!”
“What happened to ‘It’s never too late to become more than what you are’?”
“Here’s to finding the biggest and baddest things in all the lands, and showing them we’re badder!”
“It’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right.”
“I know every soldier under my command. You don’t have that option… But a few faces might help.”
“The truly great ones can keep their distance. They don’t get attached to their people. Me? I always wind up babysitting my informants and worrying about their families.”
"The world may want my time *insert name here*, but you have my heart”
“If you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. Maybe even throw in a heroic death.”
“Send him a fruit basket, everyone loves those.”
“Is this supposed to make sense? I’m… Judging a box?”
"Who did this to you?"
“Ven--” He stopped, swallowing heavily, “Venatori.” Breathing hurt, deep mottling spreading across his ribs and chest. “Splintered off from Corypheus, worth more to them alive apparently.”
edenofelysium:
Your muse finds my muse locked away in an abandoned building, bruised and shocked. Send “Who did this to you?” to help my muse.
or send “Serves you right” to provoke them.
I’m done
[ Like for starter? ]
Fighting Nature | Open |
colorsofapariah:
He hadn’t fed in two days, and to say it was taking it’s toll on him was putting it mildly. He was sweating despite the fact he was in only trousers and his room was too bright and the noise of Skyhold was much too loud. He kept a chamber pot close by, just in case his turning stomach decided it no longer wanted the few contents it had.
“I’m in control of this,” Dorian said, his voice rough and uncertain. “I..I can handle this.”
Without a word, Mahanon walked into the room, a length of thick cloth over his arm. His jaw was clenched and his shoulders tight, but not in anger, well, not completely in anger. He had to hear from Leliana that Dorian was struggling with this...malady. Why the stubborn Altus hadn’t simply told him himself was something they would talk about later...at length.
Going over to the window, he removed the tools from inside the cloth and dragged a chair over. Standing on it, there were a few loud, jarring bangs as he pounded stakes into the mortar, covering the window with the thick cloth, all light and sound dropping dramatically.
He finally turned to look at him, seeing the waxen appearance of his skin, his sunken eyes, sweat making him gleam in the candlelight.
“You stubborn bastard.” He ground out through his teeth. “I will not lose you to this, I refuse.”
Send “Why are you bleeding?” for my muse’s reaction.
sunshine-memes:
“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
Mahanon paused at the statement, hands on his hips as he baked under the relentless sun of the Western Approach. The scouts were out doing their thing so they were just sitting idle for the time being. He had removed the top portion of his armor and was standing there, bare chested, staring at the mage still wrapped in leather and cloth.
“I agree with that last part, but you still must be boiling under all that leather.” He said, “Really, Dorian. No one is going to think less of you.”
Oscar Wilde starter sentences - put one in my ask box! (part one)
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”
“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
“I can resist anything except temptation.”
“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”
“To define is to limit.”
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
“Every woman is a rebel.”
“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”
“Youth is wasted on the young.”
“An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.”
“Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.”
“Some things are more precious because they don’t last long.”
“It takes a great deal of courage to see the world in all its untainted glory, and still to love it.”
“The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.”
“Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.”
“The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”
“Only the shallow know themselves.”
“One should always be in love. That’s the reason one should never marry.”
“No man is rich enough to buy back his past.”
“Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.”
“Irony is wasted on the stupid.”
“Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.”
Beep
SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE. ( x ) - accepting
5. An excited text
[ Text: Mahanon ] Oh my gosh! You won’t believe it! I was finally offered a job at the bookstore on third street!
[Text: Mahanon] The two story one on third street with the cafe.
[Text :Mahanon] I get a discount on all the books!!
[ Text: Dorian ] Congratulation! I know how long you’ve wanted to work there!
[ Text: Dorian ] That cafe has really good embrium tea, too. I’m there often.
....
okay well, apparently I shouldn’t bother coming back here anymore.
SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.
I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:
A funny text
A sad text
A scared text
A late night text
An excited text
A taunting text
An angry text
A frustrated text
A concerned text
A loving text
A confession via text
An accidental text
A wrong number text
A text that wasn’t sent
A text for help
A helpful text
A comforting text
A drunk text
A bad idea text
A rude text
A long text
A one word text
A text asking for advice
A final text
A flirty text
A hyper text
A weird text
A sarcastic text
A heartbreaking text