I have thoughts and none of them are in order.

Nerdy moron who likes to ramble inanely and sometimes I make mediocre drawings. This is my personal echochamber to scream into and should not be taken with any level of seriousness. Miscellaneous wankery ahead.

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 10

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

[archerygun]

I talk a big game but I am not immune to authoritative/serious posh English women that speak RP as characters. The archetype has gotten me once more.

[archerygun]

With love, a lot of the posts I see floating around about what the next Knives Out film should be are like. Very much things that exist and that I have seen and loved. And there is a meaner part of me that sometimes wants to say that Rian Johnson is not god and there are lots of really excellent mystery writers out there who do not get HALF the support + recognition.

[archerygun]

Heat in the U.K. is too bad to leave my fucking house so this week’s project has been a complete and total overhaul of the new Masters of the Universe film. Went to see it just to get some AC tbh but yeah as bad as expected with the costume department disappointing bad. Made even worse by the fact I see this actor in fine silks on my Pinterest every day because of the amount of historical menswear I draw.

Here’s some redesigns of Teela’s main outfit and Adam’s final outfit of the film. Gave Teela some shoulder armour both to mimic the general shape of the cartoon outfit and to make her silhouette more broad and intimidating because they chose quite a slight actor. Her bun actually looked really good but they only show it for about a minute + then she has her hair down for the rest of the film and the wig just looks limp. Her blue contacts were also very scary just let her have brown eyes man.

On the other end we’ve got Adam, and if the film was trying to comment on masculinity then we should not have Adam finish the film in an outfit that is a noticeably more practical and “tough” looking version of his cartoon outfit. I basically just wanted to put him in something that looked soft. Also COWARDS for making his trousers blue and not purple. The back of the skirt part is split in two so the tunic skirt is in three sections. I just think it’d look cool. I even researched the price of brocades you could use to make this that’s how deep in this hole I am. I also kind of wanted his shoes to look a little bit modern inspired (since he’s from Earth in this film) so I gave them the converse type soles haha.

If you read that whole yap stay tuned I might post my entire slides presentation on this movie eventually. My aunt asked me to make it.

[archerygun]

Had an idea for some sort of project or character recently that I can only describe as Not Now Bernard but it’s trans. Fed up with the parents of everyone I know for real.

[archerygun]

Gay or European but it’s me desperately trying to figure out if someone is from England based on stalking their Instagram account where they post about U.K. podcasts and Sherlock Holmes.

[that-1940s-homosexual]

What the fuck is Golden Finger even about at this point???

[that-1940s-homosexual]

This is why they wanted him to stop going on about his bloody novels

[archerygun]

In case you were wondering how much Londoners give a fuck about the rest of the U.K. I got accused of having “geography autism” for knowing about Derbyshire.

[archerygun]

A lot of action movie fans and action movie writers have the exact same opinions about the action genre as its critics so not only am I often trying to convince action movie critics that the action genre has so much potential to be good I am also arguing with its fans and screenwriters.

[archerygun]

Trying to do voice claims for characters when your characters are English will have you scrolling #nottingham on insta for 5+ hours just to find nothing usable.

[archerygun]

About 15 minutes into Genevieve and I would also fall out with my boyfriend if he asked me to go to Brighton. Brighton haters unite across the decades.

[archerygun]

Due to the whole living in London thing I’m generally put off by like a majority of punk stuff in media out of a general sense of “wow, tourist stuff” regardless of the fact that punk still exists and I know a few punks who are all nice people.

And I can accept and enter into the fantasy mostly when I’m watching TV or whatever but GOD I am begging writers to use locations other than Camden because like, yes, historically the market was a big scene. But it’s owned by an Israeli billionaire now. And the expectations people who don’t live around have of Camden market because of the preceding reputation are always sort of depressing to have to burst when I take them on a canal walk with me.

There are so many other locations I promise you. You can remain accurate to the time while still not making the fantasy alienating to the current generation.

[ghostisredacted]

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[archerygun]

I love when quizzes have that question that’s like “What fictional universe do you most want to live in” because they’re all like. Maze Runner. Star Wars. Any other objectively awful situation one could find themselves in. Like wow the real world isn’t even hugely a great place but that would dramatically worsen things.

[aimeecarreros]

edmund pevensie per frame - prince caspian (2008): • first and last scene at the train station

[archerygun]

Anyway here’s the comic

Hygrade (the company that owns Ethan) has a parent company with investments in London, and when they realise that they can’t permanently recapture him or get him deported, they threaten the locals instead.

(Subtle Thames Water slander go)