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[5sosthomashood]

Talk about

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

2: Talk about your first kiss.

3: Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

5: Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.

6: Talk about the worst birthday you’ve had.

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

10: Talk about the biggest fight you’ve ever had.

11: Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had.

12: Talk about the worst dream you’ve ever had.

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

14: Talk about a vacation.

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.

16: Talk about the best party you’ve ever been to.

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.

20: Talk about something that happened in high school.

21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

22: Talk about your worst fear.

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

25: Talk about an ex-best friend.

26: Talk about things you do when you’re sick.

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.

28: Talk about your fetishes.

29: Talk about what turns you on.

30: Talk about what turns you off.

31: Talk about what you think death is like.

32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.

34: Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.

35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.

37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

39: Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.

40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

I want you guys to pick a number and talk about it to me. Tell me yours first and I will respond with mine. I like knowing things about people.

[hipsandheartbreak]

^^^

[meowtownpolice]

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go ahead use it all u want idc

[pokevoodoomafia-deactivated2016]

SEND ME A CHARACATER WITH THE LETTER AND NUMBER!

Also if you want me to your character just send me a ref in my messages

[bigideastoptomato]

"You have a surprise that the Christmas celebration, Bob?"

Why yes I do, as a matter of fact! How did you know?

[archibald-asparagus]

Archibald looked up and looked rather panicked, not by Bob’s description of the small being but the way he was acting.  To Archibald’s mind this was one of two situations - one being that this object -whatever it was - had Bob in a complete state of panic and concern. The second being that Bob from the stress of work had been driven to madness and this object was something of his imagination. Either way, things didn’t look good.

“BOB! I INSIST THAT YOU GET OFF MY BACK OR I’LL-” Something stopped him..

A small purple-ish blue..violet maybe.. just a small blip dashing around the corner.

“..W..What the..”

[bigideastoptomato]

You see it?! SEE?!?! C'mon, we gotta go investigate! We have to find out what that thing is!

[archibald-asparagus]

“Bob LISTEN to yourself! We don’t even know what it is! And you WANT to go looking after it?!”

[bigideastoptomato]

We gotta at least stop it, Archie! Who knows what it is, what it can do and what it WILL do?! I’m not taking any chances on any danger to the town or our friends. C'mon!!!

[archibald-asparagus]

“Oh… very well then!” Archie said standing. “But if we don’t make it back alive I am holding you personally responsible! Let’s go!”

[bigideastoptomato]

Alright! Now let’s see…I think he went around that street corner. Follow me!

[archibald-asparagus]

Archie took a deep breath and nodded.

“Well, we have to hurry then!”

He hopped behind Bob doing his best to keep up.

[loveyasparagus]

"Darling? Would you consider.. going out.. dancing.. tonight?"

“Oh, that sounds lovely, dear.” Lovey said, smiling. “It would be a good thing to get out. I feel like we haven’t gone out in awhile, now. And of course, it’d be a good time to… maybe talk with you, about a few things.”

[loveyasparagus]

(…Trimmed post.)

“It’s really been quite some time.” Lovey mused. “You were a wonderful dance partner yourself, if I remember right. It was a lovely time.”

[archibald-asparagus]

Archibald chuckled lightly.

“Perhaps for the first some minutes. It might have gone on a bit like that if I didn’t crash into your uncle… though he did seem very understanding after glaring for ten straight minutes.” He half smiled at the memory.

[loveyasparagus]

Lovey echoed his chuckle half-heartedly. 

“Yes, my uncle did have quite the way of making people uncomfortable over the tiniest mistakes.” She said. “He was always the type to hold grudges. He was married to Aunt Liza for some time, but in those last five years he never spoke a word to her, if I remember. And I always did wonder what Aunt Liza must’ve done to upset him so, but she would never say, and my uncle wouldn’t tell. I just remember family reunions always being so awkward.” She said the last part with a gentle laugh.

[archibald-asparagus]

“I quite agree. However, I doubt it will ever be as awkward as when I introduced you to my mother. She was never one to be pleased with anyone.. she had a rather permanent glare as well.” Archie sighed.

[loveyasparagus]

“Yes, she never did seem quite happy. I remember how I worried over how I must’ve insulted her, at the time. That all seems so long ago now.” Lovey said, and she smiled as she murmured, “I do miss all of it. When we were so much younger, I mean.”

[archibald-asparagus]

“Well..” Archibald began.

“..We can’t really rewind time, but.. there IS something we can do.”

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

"Good afternoon Mr.Ichabezzer!"

Oh great… What do you want mayor? A donation to something don’t care about? Race monster trucks to win some lousy contest? My very valuable time so we can “chitchat”? Huh?!

[archibald-asparagus]

“I uhh..” What he could have done was make an argument and then a scene, same with how he would push for being right. However in this case, it would lead to raised voices and at the moment other frustrations were already on his mind. That and loosing his temper was just plain un-ideal.

“Yes, well.. it’s true. Never a day when she would let me be.“

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

You shoulda bought yourself a new mother. That’s what I did. Twice. Well, if it’s all good with you, which I done really care if it is, I’m going to go back to whatever thing I was doing that I can’t remember because of this conversation. Now, if you would be so kind as to GO AWAY. And you’re standing on my lawn, so GET OFF IT!!!

[archibald-asparagus]

Archibald quickly hopped off of the grass.

“I-I do beg your pardon!” He said before realizing the context of Ichabezzer’s words.

“ ‘Bought’ a new mother?! What on earth do mean?”

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

Oh great, more questions. Look, I don’t have time for you to here my life story. I have too many things to do.

[archibald-asparagus]

“L-Listen Mr.Ichabezzer! If you have things you need to do, perhaps you need help?!”

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

Now why would you wanna help a grumpy, old geezer like me?

[archibald-asparagus]

“Because..” Archie started. “Because.. that’s what God would want me to do.”

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

*scans Archie with a glare that could scare the pants of a sea sponge*

Fair reason, mayor. But I don’t see any good reason you’d be of any help to me.

[archibald-asparagus]

“Well.. let’s find out! What would you need help with exactly?”

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

Well, my lawn needs a good trimming, Rooney needs his hourly walks, the chimney needs sweeping, I need the oil in my car changed, there’s a small patch of shingles missing on my roof, the hot tub’s fifth jet is busted, I can’t find the right brand of therapeutic memory foam pillows, my piano needs to be moved to upstairs and to be retuned, Rooney also needs to go to the vet for a check up, I have a leaky faucet in my twelfth bathroom, and someone to teach me how these new “MyPhone” things work.

That good enough for ya? Heh.

[archibald-asparagus]

The asparagus was drawn a blank for a few minutes as he listened to the list of trying chores that Mr.Ichabezzer had been speaking about. Though he also found it slightly humorous when it came to the third task; his mother had always said if nothing else worked out, he was thin enough to be a “cracking good chimney sweep with her classic cruel chuckle.

Though it was a long list and it might take.. all day and possibly into the evening.. he did say he was going to help. And help he would.

“..W-Where do you recommend I start?” Archie asked.

[archibald-asparagus]

Hey Archie! Whadaya got planned for your tribute to America at this year's company cookout?

“Well, I’m not quite sure.. I was thinking about macaroni and four cheeses.” Archie contemplated for a moment.

“Though, I struggle to think of which cheeses might work well together!”

[archibald-asparagus]

“I do hope so, it’s not much fun when you’re sneezing and grow small red bumps no-stop during the holidays.

.. Really? I was lactose intolerant when I was small!”

[pagrape]

And did you grow out of it? Eh? Eh?! ;)

[archibald-asparagus]

“..Yes, yes I did. “ He blinked. “..Was there something odd about that?”

[pagrape]

No, I’m just saying when Philip gets older, he may grow outta his allergies. But, that’s just a theory. Heh.

[archibald-asparagus]

“I do hope so. I don’t want the holidays just being a time of him sniffling and sneezing constantly and just thinking of these celebrations as a time for sickness.”

[pagrape]

No, of course not. You can save that for Arbor Day. Heh-heh.

[archibald-asparagus]

Archibald chuckled and smiled.

“Arbor day..” He chuckled. “We really must talk more. If only I wasn’t so busy..”

[pagrape]

Yeah…you do have a lot going on. You’re the mayor, you help run the shows, you have a family now, but, I’m always available for conversation. Especially if you need to come to a certain store I own to get groceries for the family.

[archibald-asparagus]

“I’m sure I will. Philip has taken on quite the appetite lately.. then again so has Andrea. But they are growing children, I suppose.”

[pagrape]

Ah, kids…they grow up so fast. Growth spurts are nightmares sometimes, though. When Tom and Rosie were going through growth spurts of their own, they were eating like Jimmy and Jerry! And that’s saying something.

[archibald-asparagus]

“Good heavens, so it is. If there were an entire city made purely of snack foods those two would have it finished within the hour.” He smiled, he thought fondly of all his veggie friends.

“But yes, you’re right. I swear every ever since he started his first hop, he’s never sat still!”

[pagrape]

Yup, once they grow up, they start hopping all over ya! Heh.

[archibald-asparagus]

“Quite correct!” Archie laughed alongside Pa. “Oh my.. and just think, in a blink they’ll be graduating high school.. and then getting a job while in school.. Then a career..’ Archibald started to get teary-eyed just thinking about the kids growing up and leaving home.

[pagrape]

Aw, don’t get so teary-eyed, Archie. You’ve got a lotta time before you need to think about all that. Here…have a tissue. *pulls out a box of tissues*

[archibald-asparagus]

Archibald took a moment to gather himself and try to settle down enough to gently take the tissue from Pa before blowing his nose.. of which the sound resembled something of a fog horn.

“Thank you, Pa. And yes I know, it simply a dreadful day to think about.”

[archibald-asparagus]

All I can remember from the scene is Archibald saying ". . . I'm done." There's the usual tremendous chaos, and then, "I'm done!" Do you recall what episode that was, by any chance? Thank you.

“I do in fact! It was the episode with.. the.. umm.. Oh yes! The world of... Humor-ation? No? Auto-mation? No..

Oh.. dear..

Auto-tainment, yes! The classic, ‘I am the model of a modern major general’! I quite enjoyed that one! Though I was so out of breath at the end I simply couldn’t speak any more after. It took a few days to even have my voice back! Ohh and the set was a bit complicated! Funny about it however, was that the stairs of books were actually C-G-I, that was take after take after take of hopping up one set of stairs. Quite tiring after a while, really. Especially after Jimmy and Jerry kept dropping books on me at the rate they were coming.”

[archibald-asparagus]

[[ For the Mun! Have any pets? If you do, what are they like? I'm definitely an animal person. ]]

I have a cat named Lily, she’s fat and lazy and so very needy and she drools but she’s my baby and I love her. If your lap is empty it’s HER lap. And when you’re away she sleeps on the bed sprawled out like cats do best. But none the less I love her and I would do anything to keep her healthy and happy. Even if that means shaking her bowl so she can’t see the bottom of the bowl every day because she hates that.

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[elioli-art]

Quick sketch!

[archibald-asparagus]

Hey Archie! Whadaya got planned for your tribute to America at this year's company cookout?

“Well, I’m not quite sure.. I was thinking about macaroni and four cheeses.” Archie contemplated for a moment.

“Though, I struggle to think of which cheeses might work well together!”

[archibald-asparagus]

“I do hope so, it’s not much fun when you’re sneezing and grow small red bumps no-stop during the holidays.

.. Really? I was lactose intolerant when I was small!”

[pagrape]

And did you grow out of it? Eh? Eh?! ;)

[archibald-asparagus]

“..Yes, yes I did. “ He blinked. “..Was there something odd about that?”

[pagrape]

No, I’m just saying when Philip gets older, he may grow outta his allergies. But, that’s just a theory. Heh.

[archibald-asparagus]

“I do hope so. I don’t want the holidays just being a time of him sniffling and sneezing constantly and just thinking of these celebrations as a time for sickness.”

[pagrape]

No, of course not. You can save that for Arbor Day. Heh-heh.

[archibald-asparagus]

Archibald chuckled and smiled.

“Arbor day..” He chuckled. “We really must talk more. If only I wasn’t so busy..”

[pagrape]

Yeah…you do have a lot going on. You’re the mayor, you help run the shows, you have a family now, but, I’m always available for conversation. Especially if you need to come to a certain store I own to get groceries for the family.

[archibald-asparagus]

“I’m sure I will. Philip has taken on quite the appetite lately.. then again so has Andrea. But they are growing children, I suppose.”

[pagrape]

Ah, kids…they grow up so fast. Growth spurts are nightmares sometimes, though. When Tom and Rosie were going through growth spurts of their own, they were eating like Jimmy and Jerry! And that’s saying something.

[archibald-asparagus]

“Good heavens, so it is. If there were an entire city made purely of snack foods those two would have it finished within the hour.” He smiled, he thought fondly of all his veggie friends.

“But yes, you’re right. I swear every ever since he started his first hop, he’s never sat still!”

[pagrape]

Yup, once they grow up, they start hopping all over ya! Heh.

[archibald-asparagus]

“Quite correct!” Archie laughed alongside Pa. “Oh my.. and just think, in a blink they’ll be graduating high school.. and then getting a job while in school.. Then a career..’ Archibald started to get teary-eyed just thinking about the kids growing up and leaving home.

[bigideastoptomato]

Send me 🎥 for a starter based on a film!

ARCH-3-P-O!!! Look out for the Hurricanetroopers! They’re gonna destroy you!

[archibald-asparagus]

Few beeps came from the surprisingly tall android as it turned to roll away on it’s wheels. Something probably like ‘WELL WHAT ARE WE STANDING AROUND FOR?!’

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

"Good afternoon Mr.Ichabezzer!"

Oh great… What do you want mayor? A donation to something don’t care about? Race monster trucks to win some lousy contest? My very valuable time so we can “chitchat”? Huh?!

[archibald-asparagus]

“I uhh..” What he could have done was make an argument and then a scene, same with how he would push for being right. However in this case, it would lead to raised voices and at the moment other frustrations were already on his mind. That and loosing his temper was just plain un-ideal.

“Yes, well.. it’s true. Never a day when she would let me be.“

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

You shoulda bought yourself a new mother. That’s what I did. Twice. Well, if it’s all good with you, which I done really care if it is, I’m going to go back to whatever thing I was doing that I can’t remember because of this conversation. Now, if you would be so kind as to GO AWAY. And you’re standing on my lawn, so GET OFF IT!!!

[archibald-asparagus]

Archibald quickly hopped off of the grass.

“I-I do beg your pardon!” He said before realizing the context of Ichabezzer’s words.

“ ‘Bought’ a new mother?! What on earth do mean?”

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

Oh great, more questions. Look, I don’t have time for you to here my life story. I have too many things to do.

[archibald-asparagus]

“L-Listen Mr.Ichabezzer! If you have things you need to do, perhaps you need help?!”

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

Now why would you wanna help a grumpy, old geezer like me?

[archibald-asparagus]

“Because..” Archie started. “Because.. that’s what God would want me to do.”

[thegrumpiestveggieinthehouse]

*scans Archie with a glare that could scare the pants of a sea sponge*

Fair reason, mayor. But I don’t see any good reason you’d be of any help to me.

[archibald-asparagus]

“Well.. let’s find out! What would you need help with exactly?”

[bigideastoptomato]

"You have a surprise that the Christmas celebration, Bob?"

Why yes I do, as a matter of fact! How did you know?

[archibald-asparagus]

Archibald looked up and looked rather panicked, not by Bob’s description of the small being but the way he was acting.  To Archibald’s mind this was one of two situations - one being that this object -whatever it was - had Bob in a complete state of panic and concern. The second being that Bob from the stress of work had been driven to madness and this object was something of his imagination. Either way, things didn’t look good.

“BOB! I INSIST THAT YOU GET OFF MY BACK OR I’LL-” Something stopped him..

A small purple-ish blue..violet maybe.. just a small blip dashing around the corner.

“..W..What the..”

[bigideastoptomato]

You see it?! SEE?!?! C'mon, we gotta go investigate! We have to find out what that thing is!

[archibald-asparagus]

“Bob LISTEN to yourself! We don’t even know what it is! And you WANT to go looking after it?!”

[bigideastoptomato]

We gotta at least stop it, Archie! Who knows what it is, what it can do and what it WILL do?! I’m not taking any chances on any danger to the town or our friends. C'mon!!!

[archibald-asparagus]

“Oh... very well then!” Archie said standing. “But if we don’t make it back alive I am holding you personally responsible! Let’s go!”

[archibald-asparagus]

Hey Archie! Whadaya got planned for your tribute to America at this year's company cookout?

“Well, I’m not quite sure.. I was thinking about macaroni and four cheeses.” Archie contemplated for a moment.

“Though, I struggle to think of which cheeses might work well together!”

[archibald-asparagus]

“I do hope so, it’s not much fun when you’re sneezing and grow small red bumps no-stop during the holidays.

.. Really? I was lactose intolerant when I was small!”

[pagrape]

And did you grow out of it? Eh? Eh?! ;)

[archibald-asparagus]

“..Yes, yes I did. “ He blinked. “..Was there something odd about that?”

[pagrape]

No, I’m just saying when Philip gets older, he may grow outta his allergies. But, that’s just a theory. Heh.

[archibald-asparagus]

“I do hope so. I don’t want the holidays just being a time of him sniffling and sneezing constantly and just thinking of these celebrations as a time for sickness.”

[pagrape]

No, of course not. You can save that for Arbor Day. Heh-heh.

[archibald-asparagus]

Archibald chuckled and smiled.

“Arbor day..” He chuckled. “We really must talk more. If only I wasn’t so busy..”

[pagrape]

Yeah…you do have a lot going on. You’re the mayor, you help run the shows, you have a family now, but, I’m always available for conversation. Especially if you need to come to a certain store I own to get groceries for the family.

[archibald-asparagus]

“I’m sure I will. Philip has taken on quite the appetite lately.. then again so has Andrea. But they are growing children, I suppose.”

[pagrape]

Ah, kids…they grow up so fast. Growth spurts are nightmares sometimes, though. When Tom and Rosie were going through growth spurts of their own, they were eating like Jimmy and Jerry! And that’s saying something.

[archibald-asparagus]

“Good heavens, so it is. If there were an entire city made purely of snack foods those two would have it finished within the hour.” He smiled, he thought fondly of all his veggie friends.

“But yes, you’re right. I swear every ever since he started his first hop, he’s never sat still!”