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[archived-brokentoys]

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                                                𝐈'𝐃 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐈𝐍                                                     𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪'𝘮 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦.                           ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇʀ / ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴡɪᴋɪᴀ                                                ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ.                                   [ RULES ]  [ ABOUT EDWARD ]

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                                                𝐈'𝐃 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐈𝐍                                                     𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪'𝘮 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦.                           ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇʀ / ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴡɪᴋɪᴀ                                                ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ.                                   [ RULES ]  [ ABOUT EDWARD ]

[thebittervampire]

Awww. Too bad, so sad!

[venusimpelz]

Vogue Germany, October 2009.

“Monokel Diele”

Ph. Karl Lagerfeld

[tomuse-blog]

i’ve always been prepared to die —-                   that doesn’t mean i ( want ) to. 

[sorenkingsley]

[rhosegold]

[why-i-love-comics]

Birds of Prey #1 (2020)

written by Brian Azzarello art by Emanuela Lipacchino, Ray McCarthy, Trish Mulvihill, & John Kalisz

[nodded]

And lastly, there’s Joaquin. He’s like the horny best friend from a ‘90s teen movie following you around, saying all of your unfiltered thoughts.

[archived-brokentoys]

ANONYMOUS SENT :

{Nods and talks in a happy way.} Luna is skilled with her cooking! She pours her hard work; love; and care into her cooking which is why anything she makes is delicious! {Looks at him and still smiles in a nostalgic way.} I do like puzzles. It reminds me of how my late husband; my son; and I tried to solve puzzles together. It brings back the memories... {Mayumi} 🍙

“ Ah, really ? I always wanted to solve puzzles with friends, or a family. But alas, I always solve them before anyone else can ! ” He then sighed, almost in a depressed way. “ It’s like I’m too smart for my own good ! Oh well, I wouldn’t have it any other way. ”

[weirdcor3]

[tepeiii]

[smoothkisses]

･*:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟ

[atrisk]

what if we kissed and then i fucking killed you

[evilvillain123456789]

I'm actually the smartest and most handsomest man on this damn playground so you'd better show some fucking respect before I scrape my knee and make it look like you pushed me

[evilvillain123456789]

i always tip service workers generously, between 50%-100% usually. then i take the receipt and pin it like a medal to my chest and wear it around all day.

[thekobrakiddo]

You seem like the type of person that doesn’t tip at all.

[evilvillain123456789]

well obviously i don’t tip unless i can get a receipt to pin like a medal to my chest and wear around all day?

[fedoranon]

If you take home the receipt with the tip written on it, we can’t prove to our bosses you tipped us and you don’t get charged & we don’t get the tip

[evilvillain123456789]

But then I can’t pin the receipt to my chest and walk around wearing it like a medal all day