BONES SENTENCE STARTERS / s01e01 - s01e04
❛ Look, I’m sorry if I embarrassed you in front of your friends but, next time you should identify yourself before attacking me. ❜
❛ If you drive one more block, I’m screaming ‘kidnap’ out the window. ❜
❛ What? Do you want me to spit in my hand? We’re Scully and Mulder. ❜
❛ I hate psychology and you’re just horny. ❜
❛ I don’t know about the rest of my life but I sure as hell wish I was alone right now. ❜
❛ I hate it when you make paranoia plausible, it’s like sliding off a cliff. ❜
❛ My most meaningful relationships are with dead people! ❜
❛ You ever think you come off kind of distant because you connect too much? ❜
❛ I hate psychology, it’s a soft science. ❜
❛ Offer up a little bit of yourself every once and awhile. Just… tell somebody something you’re not completely certain you want them to know. ❜
❛ Don’t be nice to me after I got you in trouble. ❜
❛ Your heart was in the right place. ❜
❛ No, I’m not a heart person, you’re a heart person, I’m a brain person. ❜
❛ My fight or flight response is heavily weighted toward flight. ❜
❛ It’s not magic. It’s a logical recreation of events based on evidence. ❜
❛ You know, you being a good shot and doing martial arts, it’s all your way of dealing. ❜
❛ Who knows better than you how fragile life can be? ❜
❛ That something you don’t like to talk about? Families? ❜
❛ Partners, they share things, builds trust. ❜
❛ Stalk me and I will kick your ass. ❜
❛ She only shot him in the leg. Once. ❜
❛ Ughh, you need to get out of the lab you know, watch TV, turn on the radio, anything! ❜
❛ You know, it’s okay to be upset. ❜
❛ I wish this is the worst thing I’d seen. ❜
❛ So what do we do, group hug? ❜
❛ I’m sorry but I don’t understand the advantage of compromise. ❜
❛ You’re making it personal. That doesn’t help. ❜
❛ All of us die a little bit on one like this. ❜
❛ Hard at work? There’s a shocker. ❜
❛ I think he likes you. God if I were you, I’d buy a ticket on that ride. ❜
❛ You know it’s not that scary. You have a few drinks. You move to the music. You might even smile. ❜
❛ It’s best to just ride it out, like an earthquake. ❜
❛ You can’t make wild accusations about somebody’s personal life based on a feeling! ❜
❛ I’m a constant surprise. ❜
❛ She has enough pent up sexual energy to power a small mid-western city. ❜
❛ I’m not angry. Believe me, you do not want to see me angry. That’s the last thing you want to see. ❜
❛ You can always count on the dead. ❜
❛ I need subtitles walking in here. ❜
❛ What’s the big deal? Is it so odd for you that I have someone in my life? ❜
❛ Alright, you know, you have to quit using the word segue and eschew. They sound French. ❜
❛ You just said that as though it’s a good thing and you know what? It’s a very, very sad comment on your personal life. ❜
❛ Fanaticism and logic don’t go hand in hand. ❜
❛ Where are the reinforcements? Aren’t there always reinforcements? ❜
❛ You know you really picked an odd time to have this conversation. ❜
❛ There’s no pleasure in taking someone’s life. Nothing to celebrate. ❜
❛ Somebody is decomposing as we speak. ❜
❛ This is a work zone. Do not talk sex at work. ❜
❛ All right, look, we’ve got about a forty-five minute drive. What do you say we pass it in quiet meditation. ❜
❛ You know I’m glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals. ❜
❛ Last time you had a gun you shot someone. ❜
❛ My gut says it stinks. ❜
❛ I thought we understood each other. ❜
❛ I don’t like people who think they’re better than other people. ❜
❛ Some people are better than other people. ❜
❛ It’s sad. Try to remember that. ❜
❛ You’re bad with people, okay. No use being offended by the fact. ❜
❛ There are some things you learn by doing… riding a bike, driving a car, pleasing a woman. ❜
❛ You have no idea of how open minded I can be. ❜
❛ Hmm? See, look at that. It stinks. Go ahead, smell it. You know you wanna smell it. It stinks. ❜
❛ I promise you I will find out the truth. ❜
❛ That was not wild and kinky sex. It was very, very basic beginner stuff. Just so you know. ❜
❛ I’m tired of being lied to, so excuse me if I’m indelicate. ❜
❛ You’re the least objective person I have ever met. ❜
❛ Maybe if you opened your mind we could find out the actual truth. ❜
❛ Dude, minty burp, still burp. ❜
❛ Sometime when you’re not busy, I wonder if I could ask you a few questions about sexual positions. ❜
❛ I will always know the difference between hope and fact. ❜
❛ What I believe doesn’t matter. What makes me sad doesn’t matter. ❜
❛ That cynicism you affect, it’s your way of hiding your deeply romantic nature. ❜
❛ Well this is where a public school education comes in handy. Divide and conquer was the playground motto. ❜
❛ If you don’t want to help me just say so. ❜
❛ Just do it. Reap the benefits of my sexual wisdom. ❜
❛ So, uh, what part of ‘this is mine’ did you not understand? Do I have to say it in Latin? ❜
❛ Just because you say it in that definitive tone doesn’t mean it means anything to me. ❜
❛ It’s time to live a little, connect with other people. ❜
❛ Are you suggesting I take this opportunity to have sex with [name] on a field trip? ❜
❛ You’re a smart ass, you know that? ❜
❛ Objectively I’d say I’m very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass. ❜
❛ It’s an old FBI trick, I’m going to ask somebody who lives here. ❜
❛ What’s the fastest way to ship a human arm? ❜
❛ It gave me a few ideas if I ever want to kill someone and get rid of the body. ❜
❛ Don’t forget, the heroine always catches the bad guy. ❜
❛ You’d be surprised…when survival instincts kick in… ❜
❛ According to that Peruvian soccer team that crashed in the Andes, human flesh tastes like frogs’ legs. ❜
❛ If we were a Peruvian soccer team and crashed into the Andes. Who would you rather eat, me or [name]? ❜
❛ What do you think our chances are of keeping this quiet? ❜
❛ I don’t know if a wall of knives is evidence, but it sure is creepy. ❜
❛ Fun and a drink, where do we find that? ❜
❛ I shouldn’t be talking shop, not with such a beautiful woman in my arms. ❜
❛ You’re the hottest thing this town has seen in a long time. ❜
❛ Now that is somebody who wants to eat your heart. ❜
❛ I mean the whole perfect idea of love is that two people become one…now that’s a kind of consumption. ❜
❛ Look, you’re nuts, ok. We get it. We don’t need to hear the rambling psycho speech on why you did it. ❜
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