Marant and the Good Boys

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some of my beloved zeltron girl 

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i realized i never finished this and probably will never finish this so have it now lol

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AOTA RECIPES: #1

JAWA JUICE (featured in episode 2 The Nova Lily in Geela Leeko’s bar the Wasted Mynock)

Ingredients: • 1 large blue raspberry icee (from movie theatre) • 1 bag of sour skittles (also from movie theatre) • Some vodka maybe a cup. 2 cups of vodka • Grape Juice • Grenadine (one squirt) • All the grape otter pops taken out of a box of 100 otter pops (they’re disgusting) • Sprite left out one day on the counter

Instructions: Leave out a container of sprite the night before assembling. Drink 2/3s of the large blue raspberry icee while watching a movie. Pour most of the sour skittles into the cup, because you opened the skittles bag wrong and you can’t carry them out but you can’t eat them all bc they are so sour. Let this mixture sit in your friend’s car for 3 hours while you eat gyros. (This step is essential. Find somewhere with really good gyros). Once home, pour in three gulps of the sprite, the vodka, mix, and put the icee cup containing everything into the freezer. Once frozen through, remove the cup, and let thaw (a little). Add some more vodka. Get all of the grape otter pops together, and let melt a little bit in a cup. Pour the otter pops into the icee cup, and shake carefully using another large cup. Put this mixture into the blender (INCLUDING and skittles residue from the bottom of the cup), and add the squirt of grenadine. Blend well, and this horrifying crystalline ice foam pictured should form. 

If it does not form, DO NOT DRINK this mixture. Serve to your bastard friends.

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episode delays !

hey our little group of followers ! the newest ep is taking some time to edit and we are definitely off schedule right now ! our editor has a lot of schoolwork and apologizes for the delay, but multiple episodes are coming soon. thank you for following and listening, and may the force be with you !

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From my Edge of the Empire game @archivesofthealexandria the crew of the Nova Lily, a pirate vessel my players have been getting very entangled with as of late! Their names, from top to bottom, are Javek Mendas, Varn Koro, Keela Reedo, Genn J’Min, Fit Kisto, and Nerra Gayne.

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I finally have something I can draw with! To celebrate I did @musicalartistical’s girl Aiisha from @archivesofthealexandria podcast :)

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For decades, one of the greatest challenges of cloning has been the time it takes an item to age. Humans are a popular template species due to their resilience, versatility, and trainability, but they must grow for over twenty standard years in order to reach maturity. Contemporary cloning technology is able to cut this number in half. To speed up the aging process any further risks the disruption of critical development periods and the onset of psychosis, colloquially called ‘clone madness’. For generations, Kaminoan scientists have struggled to find a way around this limitation.

The Scientific Council has given me leave to test my hypothesis for the rapid manufacture of mature items which are not intended for long-term use. I believe I have discovered a way to waive some of the drawbacks of more rapid growth. The early items are expected to display significant mental and physical irregularities, but I will work on refining the process and eliminating these defects to a sufficient degree in later units. If my new process is successful, the time from embryo to maturity could be brought down to as little as eight standard years, or perhaps even less.

The only major imperfection in my theory is the high chance that the aging process will continue to increase in speed as the items age. But this need not necessarily be seen as a flaw; after all, the quicker the items expire, the more must be purchased. Factoring out the high likelihood of other defects, projections predict an average lifespan of slightly under two decades, during more than half of which the item will be fully mature and functional. I find these numbers acceptable.

—Excerpt from the personal diary of Surna La, Kaminoan cloning technician

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Episode 6 is up !!!

“Oh no ! Oh god, oh no. “

Next episode will be an one on one entry between the GM and a player, exploring some juicy backstory !

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Episode 5 is up !!! This is a bit of a filler episode, but our boys have fun nonetheless ! They play some space board games and learn what the name of that cantina song was. Also some karaoke is sung.

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AOTA has moved to YouTube !!! We’ll be posting the first three episodes as they are uploaded to their new home, followed by the new 4th episode, finally finished after last week’s GM-less hiatus !

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Here’s Episode 4 ! 

All the eps will be uploaded to youtube from now on, but the soundcloud still has episodes 1-3.

“The boys carefully get some crimes done ! Are they really crimes if they're exposing bigger crimes ? What constitutes as crime on a pirate planet ? I don't know either ! “

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Episode 3 is up !!!

The star boys are kind of messing this one up ! The Ultra Lux's secrets may be more deeply buried than the crew previously thought- if they even exist at all....

 One of these days we'll get everybody's voice recorded at the same quality ! Soon !