[dark-soul9]

“are u okay” can we change the topic before i cry

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[soundsofmyuniverse]

Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully || The X-Files 2x01 Little Green Men

[anxietyproblem]

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[robin-buckely]

Camaraderie helps them do their job, you know. Not so much me. So…

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 — dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[duckydrawsart]

a quick Ken doodle from work ❤️

[spicyprincezuko]

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[timaltman]

do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion that’s just like…

“meddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphan”

[yesokayiknow]

“new study shows that 87% of all americans class superman as american citizen despite being born on a different planet, but only 49% avoided eye contact when asked about why martian manhunter doesn’t count”

“area woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to boss’ niece’s bat mitzvah”

“arkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are for”

“area man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuit”

“breaking news: lex luthor sues superman for loss of earnings, claims that continually losing fights to him is negatively affecting his work ethic”

[littlemissonewhoisall]

“Hub City mayor declares state of unemergency after two hours without a violent crime”

“grown man who dresses in halloween costume every night thinks clown his biggest problem”

“disappointed child realizes Booster Gold at birthday party the real one, not just a guy in a costume”

“drunk Aquaman rampages through ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ ride”

[wombatking]

“new Teen Titan not attached to any Justice League member wonders why they’ve been issued a uniform with a red shirt”

“Earth totally not a tax haven, say Green Lantern Corps as they assign eighth lantern to same planet”

“’no one knows how to stop him’ says armed police officer as non-powered clown-themed supervillain begins 82nd massacre this year”

[greenreticule]

Halfway through these I forgot that these were supposed to be Onion headlines and not actual headlines for the DC universe.

[boyd-stevens]

SUPERGIRL 2026, dir. Craig Gillespie

[lindadigsgraves]

Katlakalns Cemetery, Latvia

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[podcastwizard]

folks you’re never gonna believe what i did today

[rhettroblues]

The man's a stealth pilot. Literally. Weapons systems officer, actually.

LEWIS PULLMAN as Robert "Bob" Floyd TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022) — dir. Joseph Kosinski

[geopsych]

July in the hills where I grew up

[snowbairdd]

LUPITA NYONG'O getting ready for "The Odyssey" New York Premiere (July 14, 2026)

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me