SARCASTIC ORGASMS

kendra | nov90. norcal, easy livin

[lflq]

can the world please stop i need to lie down

[missfiney]

As an introvert, once u find someone that u enjoy spending time with just as much as u like being alone, that’s a big fucking deal

[thelovejournals]

If you’re asking me if I like your company, the answer is yes. If, on the other hand, you’re asking me if I could live without you, the answer is also yes.

Paulo Coelho, The Zahir (via na-ji)

[mobpsycho100]

[theunrequitedlover]

[animalsnaps]

so upsetting lookin back on old pics when u thought u were fat but u really weren’t & now u are actually fat & wishin u were fat like before

@therelatabletexts (via therelatabletexts)

[nachtfaust]

[bizarrequazar]

*sets coffee down next to morning paper* honey, you are never gonna believe this fucking anime I watched last night

[ard-nek]

me: [wakes up with that small bit of discomfort in the back of my throat that I know eventually evolves into a cold]

me: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[ard-nek]

Me: I am a pretty chill and laid back guy

My Doctor: You have a literal diagnosed anxiety disorder

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Nanshdjkdudnd

[shanesomac-deactivated20160815]

[flawlessglamazon]

DRAG HIS ASS RHONDA!!!! 👐👐👐👍👍🙌🙌

[verysharpteeth]

Ronda Rousey absolutely hates Floyd Mayweather and that brings me joy.

[methhomework]

don’t fuck with this woman she’ll fuck you up physically and verbally

[ard-nek]

mom: what time did you get out of bed

me: physically or emotionally

[shezasag]

[dibison]

thats not even a whole dog thats like 1/10 of a dog

[deerhoof-deactivated20151018]

how do ig et this dog

[altctrldelete-deactivated201605]

popcorn chicken

[awrymaw]

liaka-pup

[best-of-memes]

[malditafea]

[tab000]

whenever I tell people in Thailand u get bags of soda from some street vendors they always look at me weird but see!!! it’s a fucking thing!!!!

[bullied]

That Sneeze 

[already-attempted]

aslaveobeyss