arden!!

i refuse to shut up he/they✵ 20 ✵ achillean writing/rtc blog: @whitemonstertab

[isuggestforcemasc]

Your testosterone is natural? Mine is imported and designer. Loser.

[el420]

[baby-yoda-is-baby]

what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[arachnid-party]

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

[arachnid-party]

therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business

[ardenmuriel]

A call to the Starkid fandom:

The first fandom I ever truly joined and interacted with on this website was the Starkid fandom. Starkid was a truly integral part in my beginnings of theater that changed my life forever. I am a first time director, and I knew I wanted my first show to be a love letter to my years adoring Team Starkid. So I present, some photos from my upcoming production of THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

If you are a fan of Starkid, I’d love to have you see this show. It’s gonna be one to remember. Buy tickets at the link in my bio or the QR code.

[wordfather]

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

[bernard-jackson]

[disappointment3265]

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[imoutofsoupyo]

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

Meditation On The Threshold: A Bilingual Anthology Of Poetry, ‘Dido’s Lament’ by Rosario Castellanos

[kirbles]

[guidedbutch-deactivated20250218]

the [trans]formation

[ardenmuriel]

imagen: your first day in the psych ward. yoour nurse gives you forewarning that your roommate is severely unstable and dangerous. tentatively you step through the doorway and look into the corner to see Branch of Trolld

[somewhere-over-the-rynbow]

every conversation I have is terrible

[ardenmuriel]

i’m funniest person alive

[ardenmuriel]

imagen: your first day in the psych ward. yoour nurse gives you forewarning that your roommate is severely unstable and dangerous. tentatively you step through the doorway and look into the corner to see Branch of Trolld

[justpent]

*tape recorder clicks on*

[jon sims voice] "Statement of Andrew Hozier-Byrne, a musical artist, regarding an encounter with an unidentified hostile creature in the woods somewhere. Original statement given July 20th, 2014. Statement begins."

[boysufjan]