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[naryams]

ardouratdusk‌:

PERHAPS IT WAS A GROUP DIVORCE. A JOINT EFFORT OF MASOCHISM THAT YOU DID NOT PARTICIPATE IN. THUS RENDERING YOU FORBIDDEN TO USE THE TWOS. ANYWAY YOU ARE WEAKSAUCE. 

who taught you how two use 4chan? or diid somebody get you on 2010 suburban whiite mom memes on facebook? iif you dont know what that means then they got you really good, dm. 

[ardouratdusk]

SELF SUFFICIENCY. ENVIRONMENTAL FACTOR KNOWN AS MITUNA. AND ACTUALLY. MAYBE ARANEA WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR SHOWING US ALL SUBURBAN WHITE MOM MEMES. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH TO DO OUT HERE. WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE. 

[naryams]

ardouratdusk‌:

YOU DIVORCED THE OTHER CAPTORS. AND THEN THEY TOLD YOU THEY DID NOT WANT YOU TO USE THE TWOS ANYMORE. AND NOW YOU WANT TO DIE BECAUSE OF THE TWOS AND THE OTHER CAPTORS. 

oh, boy. you must not know two much about captors then, because personally, iid rather k*ll myself than marry myself. iim not that much of a masochiist. 

but yeah, we can go wiith that iif iits what you want.

[ardouratdusk]

PERHAPS IT WAS A GROUP DIVORCE. A JOINT EFFORT OF MASOCHISM THAT YOU DID NOT PARTICIPATE IN. THUS RENDERING YOU FORBIDDEN TO USE THE TWOS. ANYWAY YOU ARE WEAKSAUCE. 

[naryams]

ardouratdusk replied to your post: hey, ii guess.

WHERE ARE YOUR TWOS.

whiich answers the most satiisfyiing? 

a) lost them iin the diivorce. b) theres a cease and desiist out for the twos since theyre now copyriighted by a uniion of other captors. c) they make me want two diie. 

iill even let you piick.

[ardouratdusk]

YOU DIVORCED THE OTHER CAPTORS. AND THEN THEY TOLD YOU THEY DID NOT WANT YOU TO USE THE TWOS ANYMORE. AND NOW YOU WANT TO DIE BECAUSE OF THE TWOS AND THE OTHER CAPTORS. 

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[everythingkaliuchis]

Welcome to Gotham 🦇

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[quaculaarchive]

Replace the t in texas with s. You will be in for a hilarious yet scary suprise

[farmerworm]

girls hmu. not looking for anything serious, just a wife and kids and a house

[weatherreporter]

[shutuprosa]

[ardouratdusk]

879 replied to your post: 879 replied to your post: 879 replied to your...

uh… give me a second to mull ive never been asked this before

no? nah. im jus vibing

ALRIGHT. COOL. FEEL FREE TO RESUME VIBING. 

[ardouratdusk]

879 replied to your post: 879 replied to your post: SOMETIMES I WILL SAY...

sometimes is more than never and thats all i need

DAVE. DO YOU WANT SOMETHING. 

[ardouratdusk]

879 replied to your post: SOMETIMES I WILL SAY SOMETHING NICE TO A MAN. AND...

you had me at ‘sometimes i will say something nice to a man’

OPERATIVE WORD SOMETIMES. 

[ardouratdusk]

SOMETIMES I WILL SAY SOMETHING NICE TO A MAN. AND THEN I WILL HAVE TO WILLFULLY HOPE IT DOESN’T AWAKEN ANYTHING IN HIM. LIKE. IS NO ONE EVER NICE TO YOU. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. I WILL FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER RIGHT NOW. NO MORE NICE DAMARA. 

[ghoulsmashes]

asked him on a date to my mind palace and he didn’t even bother astral projecting. screw ‘em, am i right?

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

how tall are you?

height is a social construct