Ardyn's Corner

A Black Genderfluid 17-year-old who writes

[ardyns-corner]

Hello My Fellow Sleep Deprived Authors!

My name is Ardyn and I am new to the Writer side of Tumblr. I mainly write things like fan fictions on days where I need to cope with chronic fucking anxiety, but I also write my own literature. 

About Me

I am 17 Years Old

I am Genderfluid

My pronouns are he/they

I am a lesbian

I used to be an avid Kalvin Garrah stan. I personally believe that motherfucker contributed to my various mental illnesses and gender dysphoria. If you find my old Truscum Tumblr from when I was 12 and when I thought I was a cis lesbian, no you didn’t.  

I practice African American spirituality (hoodoo) and I also practice chaos and green witchcraft. I am also clairvoyant. 

My main genres are SciFi, Romance, and Fantasy.

I roleplay on Amino from time to time

I am black

I support Neopronouns. If we become moots and you have neo pronouns you want me to use, I will use them.

I also support Xenopronouns and Xenogenders. I don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. I will not pop a rage boner if you want to be a cat and be referred to as meow/meowself. Thats yo fuckin business. 

I will write a few articles on social topics.

I still use my old Wattpad from when I was 12 to upload my new shit. If anything on there is posted before 2020, brace yourself.

I’m very insecure about my literature.

If you want to request any fanfictions right now, you must be a patron on my Patreon. 

I am a poet as well.

It takes me up to seven hours to fully write, edit, post, then promote my works. Thats why my tiers are $8-$15 on my patreon. 

I usually eat very little on days that I work.

I am just not getting my professional career started.

I upload new things to my Patreon everyday.

I am autistic

I am a wreck, but a productive wreck.

I write NSFW things as well.

I’ve been on this accursed site since I was 12.

My favorite video games are Minecraft, Skyrim, Oblivion, Subnautica, etc.

My favorite author is Brandon Sanderson (I like his books, not his crusty dusty ass though)

My favorite book is Skyward by Brandon Sanderson

My favorite book series is The Hunger Games (don’t dog on me, it may be a bit overrated but things are overrated for a reason)

My favorite TV show is Girl From Nowhere 

My favorite movie is Mulan (1998)

My favorite animes are Demon Slayer, Akame ga kill, and Parasyte.

My favorite anime character of all time, however is Sailor Jupiter.

My favorite video game character is Ardyn Lucis Caelum from FFXV. (I am so sorry if you haven’t finished the game yet LMAO)

My favorite vocalists are Beyonce, Nina Simone, Miki Matsubara, Malukah, Whitney Houston.

My favorite bands are BABYMETAL, Coldplay, Mother Mother, and Black Veil Brides

My favorite rappers are Nicki Minaj, Doja Cat, Flo milli, and Kendrick Lamar

My favorite genres of music is literally everything, including country (the good kind that isnt beers, trucks, and racism)

My favorite instrumentalist is RichardEB

My favorite artists are Mitski, Army of Lovers, Melanie Martinez, and Lorde. 

My Socials: 

https://ardyns-corner.carrd.co/ 

https://www.patreon.com/ArdynWrites

Info on my patreon:

I guess I have to explain everything going on in my Patreon so I can actually get patrons so let's do it. https://www.patreon.com/ArdynWrit

[calicofae]

social media has really warped our perception of creativity and hobbies. Stop doing things to post them. Just write. Just journal. Just sketch. Just read. Just annotate. Just sing. Just crochet. Just do the thing you’re going to do with the assumption no one will ever see or know you did it. Stop performing. Just enjoy it.

[kafk-a]

i am not brave but sometimes i am made brave by my friends which is to say i am made brave by love

[wolfsnape]

@flocon-tourne-en-rond

[unofficial-sean]

[dyscomancer]

The go-to line for live action parodies of Oblivion NPC dialgoue being "Have you heard of the High Elves?" is so funny to me. That'd be like walking up to someone in broad daylight and asking them "Have you heard of the Italians?" with zero wind-up or context

[camilicy]

Would u buy his tangerines ? 🍊

[ardyns-corner]

I would fucking put myself in debt buying oramges from this cat.

[crystalclocktower]

The Dragonborn in a T-shirt that says “I went to Sovngarde and all I got was this stupid shirt”

[juvenile-j1nx]

Silco: "Jinx is at that age where she only has one thing on her mind."

Sevakia: "Boys?"

Silco: "Homicide."

[ardyns-corner]

How to tell the difference between compulsive heterosexuality and gender envy:

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

[niggaloden]

Beyoncé as Etta James- I’d Rather Go Blind

[deadbeatmaker]

sorry theres not a single person on this website id pay to follow idc if we’ve been mutuals for six years, if you put up a paywall we’re done

[eudaemxn]

{ID: an image of Bernie Sanders captioned with text saying "I am once again asking my mutuals to complete the Post+ survey to keep Tumblr free. Post+ is a terrible idea and WILL fuck over anyone who could possibly benefit from it"}

[neo-lightchild-decafineator-dea]

Wait there's a survey where is it?

[too-much-to-think-about]

https://tumblr.survey.fm/post-feedback-form

Post+ Feedback Form

Hi There :-) As you might have noticed, we’re beta-testing something new, Tumblr Post+. Post+ is our new subscription feature that allows y

[ohsweetvenom]

OH ME GOD TY

[travesty-majesty]

GUYS YOU CAN ANSWER MULTIPLE TIMES

[frankenmouse]

DON’T ANSWER MULTIPLE TIMES. Look. I’m a researcher that uses online surveys A LOT. You know what happens to a flood of replies from the same IP? They get flagged as a bot/ballot box stuffing and deleted.

Answer once. Answer clearly. Don’t try to be clever or cute. I guarantee whoever came up with this BS will be just itching for any reason to toss stuff that doesn’t reflect well on their idea. “Cause corporate entities aren’t bound to data ethics the same way academic researchers are.

[angelofdarknessmp3]

no biracial did it like marceline

[hatin]

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

[xiaoguiwang]

lmfao the casual racism of “ Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You” you think ur government doesnt spy on u? u think tiktok fucking cares abt some random white kid badly dancing to an off key song??? like THATS what the chn govt cares abt?? esp since like…………………… what wld they even need to spy on goddamn teenagers and “influencers” for. also the implication that the “titty ban“ was just some minor inconvenience n ppl just went on as before after it was implemented instead of sth that specifically targeted sex workers n was in fact a heinous move…. shut the fuck up

[ardyns-corner]

When you're both chronically online and chronically depressed.

[hatin]

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

[jiskblr]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[neofooturism]

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