Your Area 51 Chad Alien BF

Is that a picture of me??? Huh? I don't remember taking this photo

I used to feel bad way more (even a handsome alien like me can have a bad day - especially back when my hair wasn't this gorgeous), but then I heard this true story about how Pluto used to feel similarly. Hopefully my story, and Pluto's story can help you if you feel bad ever.

@area-51-alien-boyfriend - this seems relevant to you, bro.

i have no idea why you think this is relevant to myself

wait... @area-51-alien-boyfriend do you have a second account were you pretend to be emo?

I LITERALLY INTRODUCED YOU TWO IRL AT THE AREA 51 - AREA 52 MEET AND GREET LAST LIFE DAY/CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH/KAHLMUV

I was blackout drunk that day, my bad.

I used to feel bad way more (even a handsome alien like me can have a bad day - especially back when my hair wasn't this gorgeous), but then I heard this true story about how Pluto used to feel similarly. Hopefully my story, and Pluto's story can help you if you feel bad ever.

@area-51-alien-boyfriend - this seems relevant to you, bro.

i have no idea why you think this is relevant to myself

wait... @area-51-alien-boyfriend do you have a second account were you pretend to be emo?

no... why would you think that?

#sorry i thought it was like that oncler thing i read about

I'm easily confused

I used to feel bad way more (even a handsome alien like me can have a bad day - especially back when my hair wasn't this gorgeous), but then I heard this true story about how Pluto used to feel similarly. Hopefully my story, and Pluto's story can help you if you feel bad ever.

@area-51-alien-boyfriend - this seems relevant to you, bro.

i have no idea why you think this is relevant to myself

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds

wait... @area-51-alien-boyfriend do you have a second account were you pretend to be emo?

I used to feel bad way more (even a handsome alien like me can have a bad day - especially back when my hair wasn't this gorgeous), but then I heard this true story about how Pluto used to feel similarly. Hopefully my story, and Pluto's story can help you if you feel bad ever.

@area-51-alien-boyfriend - this seems relevant to you, bro.

#Youtube

#I'm learning

goth alien girlie vibes

{picrew}

Have another picrew🫀

@area-52-alien-girlie make one bitch/affectionate

Thanks for the tag 🩷💜💙

Do you think my picrew and your picrew would be friends? 💚🩷 @area-52-alien-girlie

Sorry, bro. No, I don't think our picrews would unless circumstances forced it. Your guy is just too nerdy to hangout with my picrew.

areallyuniquename

shadow-person-sd

For you @area-51-alien-boyfriend and @area-52-alien-girlie

Oh, I have been curious about if I can fit myself into a vase I saw the other day. This will be mighty helpful.

alien-conspiracy-boyfriend

This book doesn't help with that. I read it and it said nothing about fitting into things besides that society thing.

I tried to fit myself in a box anyway and broke it 😞

* foaming at the mouth *

aliens aliens aliens aliens aliens

Do you agree?

alien-conspiracy-boyfriend

Can someone explain this to me

I like aliens and I believe in them

Oh, me, too, so, yes, I agree.

mesopelagic

time sensitive question how flirt boy

thanks guys

…please dont

Actually, knew an alien who had the rocks one happen to him by a water nymph. Seemed surprisingly effective.

*throws rocks at @area-52-alien-boyfriend *

…ow

?

That’s all you have to say

Whatever.

Why did you throw a rock at him and then get mad?

GET MEDIA LITERACY SKILLS THAT’S THE FIRST THING I LEARNED HERE FOR GOODNESS SAKE

What's she saying? This looks like a different language than that English one I have learned from the earthlings

cheryishvan

@area-52-alien-girlie

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No... @area-52-alien-girlie is an alien not a cake

⁽ᶦ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵉˡˡ ʰᵉʳ ᶦ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ⁾ ᴮʳᵒ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇˡᵒʷ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ

Ohhhh. Sorry, my flirt game is much more direct, so, I didn't notice. You got this King

...im gonna die

#https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2578443

Oh, no, I'm sorry. Can I help? Stop it?

Anothr shot from th shoot for th covr of Spac Stu novl

More of my modeling for Space Stud

kaijuno

radicalgalaxxy

physicsgoblin

@harrowhound

not-an-alien-conspiracy-theorist

@alien-conspiracy-boyfriend you core

alien-conspiracy-boyfriend

Gasp, I thought she would be much bigger

* foaming at the mouth *

aliens aliens aliens aliens aliens

Do you agree?

Can someone explain this to me

junior-theabgshark

paranormal-taters

weaselintweed

Think bigger. Don’t disappoint the permit crab.

@area-51-alien-boyfriend

U