Your Alien Conspiracy Theory BF

gremlin

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

* foaming at the mouth *

aliens aliens aliens aliens aliens

Do you agree?

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[not-an-alien-conspiracy-theorist]

@alien-conspiracy-boyfriend

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

[rosenkranz-does-things]

one of the greatest commissions I've ever gotten

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

LISTEN

[marsinvaders]

[marsinvaders]

this is going around again, thanks for 5k notes.

[not-an-alien-conspiracy-theorist]

@alien-conspiracy-boyfriend ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

Ooooo, I would love to get shipped to space

[beaniebabie-b00]

yAYYYYYYY🫶

more Scully Mulder aliens

[not-an-alien-conspiracy-theorist]

@alien-conspiracy-boyfriend us if we were green

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

💚💚💚

[seravph]

[dangerscully]

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

@not-an-alien-conspiracy-theorist

[famouspainterwombat]

[vio-starclad]

[purpleisnotacolor]

@jedi-kat-18

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@area-51-alien-boyfriend

[area-51-alien-boyfriend]

STOP TELLING EVERYONE OUR SECRETS

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

*jots this down*

[problemsleuth]

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

[queef-queg]

[scholarofgloom]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[shadow-person-sd]

@area-51-alien-boyfriend and @area-52-alien-girlie

[not-an-alien-conspiracy-theorist]

@alien-conspiracy-boyfriend

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

YOU NEVER KNOW

[apricot97]

Things Mulder would (probably) do

[shadow-person-sd]

@area-51-alien-boyfriend and @area-52-alien-girlie

[area-52-alien-girlie]

@area-51-alien-goth-girlfriend sounds like your kind of relationship.

[not-an-alien-conspiracy-theorist]

@alien-conspiracy-boyfriend you would do this

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

What do you mean I would?

I HAVE.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

Ya never know

[connectparanormal]

Farmer's Light

[kaijuno]

[the-lost-alchemist]

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

@not-an-alien-conspiracy-theorist

[shadow-person-sd]

@area-51-alien-boyfriend

[area-51-alien-boyfriend]

@area-52-alien-girlie

[area-52-alien-girlie]

Ohhhh pretty. How do they taste?

[area-51-alien-boyfriend]

schemelfin, chaj-loto, zarmaloa

[area-52-alien-girlie]

I will add these words to my lexicon

[area-51-alien-boyfriend]

sorry! i forgot! you're not from Jyk'vn!

...i don't know how to describe it in english, it's nthis sort of sweet soft bitter sour spikey fruity salty spicy flavor

[area-52-alien-girlie]

Oh, we call that, rsoweveatl fsyocfit pbsiytttlears syotuirurf sypeik where I'm from

[area-51-alien-boyfriend]

what pplanet are you from?

What do you call your language?

Tell me more

[area-52-alien-girlie]

People call it area 52.

I call it AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[area-51-alien-boyfriend]

wait, so you were like born there? and raised by humans?

i was born on jyk'vn, but i came to earth with a study abroad exchange program

[area-52-alien-girlie]

No, area 52 is a whole planet. The humans did their own exchange program with us. So, a human just took my place there.

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

How do I join this exchange program

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

* foaming at the mouth *

aliens aliens aliens aliens aliens

Do you agree?

[area-51-alien-chad-bf]

Can someone explain this to me

[alien-conspiracy-boyfriend]

I like aliens and I believe in them

[catchymemes]