Opiate Of The Masses

[germanpostwarmodern]

Train Station "Lelystad Centrum" (1988) in Lelystad, the Netherlands, by Peter Kilsdonk

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[afloweroutofstone]

I’ve been reading @accidentalbron - documenting Tweets that sound like lyrics from rapper Action Bronson - and laughing so hard that it actually has me in tears

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[femmenietzsche]

Therapist keeps telling me not to give up on love just because my last two gfs turned out to be high class art thieves who were only seducing me to steal my Level 2 Museum Access keycard and I know he's right and it takes three to make a trend but still

[xteacupx]

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

[sprint95]

beograd 2018

[kcggggg]

Get your asses ready for Dirt vs. Lest Plece, or whatever his name was.

[mcnostril]

Church's haunted.

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[morethanus-life]

A herd of wild Przhevalski horses in the Chernobyl exclusion zone.

Photograph: Tatyana Deryabina/University of Porthmouth

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[lesserknownwaifus]

Pudding, Space Channel 5

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[maniakminis]

yeah I'm the engineer that welds the greebles onto the spaceships. these vents don't go nowhere. these power boxes don't connect to nothing. the access ladder works but the hatch its connected to doesn't open. most of this shit was stolen from a plane from earth world war 2. all these bits are rigged to blow like an ERA. god forbid a laser hits something actually important and decompresses the hull