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Predators in France (brown for bears, black for wolves, yellow for lynx)
white for frenchmen
i think harry styles dresses too wacky for his music. if youre gonna dress like that it better be some frank zappa shit
These are two guys who you know are just happy being intimate with each other.
New-York Tribune, New York, October 29, 1916
where is the emmy nom
To everyone in the notes asking! Yes, it’s the real audio, and it’s from the Harley Quinn series on DC Universe. They just dropped the first ep yesterday
Honestly this is really good
she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.
Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man
i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????
Petition to replace all catcalling with whatever this is
information i’m not sure what to do with: the kidzbop feel good inc laugh is significantly more disturbing than the original
me @ everyone who is writing right now
the thing is about the Beatles is that george harrison is, Frankly, the only worthwhile man to have ever lived and he spent the entire decade hating the Beatles so we have to respect the grind. john was a dipshit, paul was also a dipshit but he had compulsive/gay-and-need-to-be-successful disease so I respect him for that, and Honestly? ringo isn’t even a musician to me anymore he’s just mr. conductor from thomas the tank engine
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i want my house to be made of old soviet control boards
*wakes up at 6am full of joy* ohhhhohohohoh.. hhohhhhyes
YEAHH *my bare feet hurriedly slap along the tile floors * YEAHHHHHH
YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *STARTS SLAPPING BUTTONS RANDOMPLY* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*LOUD ALARM STARTS BLARING* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”
he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.
after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”
anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”
half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.
and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.
