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@arealginger
āI want you back in Winterfell for your own safety.ā
āDo you know what itās like to be told how lucky you are to be someoneās prisoner?ā
Theon Greyjoy, Game of Thrones, 2010-2019
Thereās one tiny silver lining to the shit-show GOT has become:
The worse it gets, the easier it is for me to completely dismiss Theonās death as non-canon.
Theon deserved to live & Jaime should have been the one āredeemingā himself for Bran by guarding him & dying at the Battle of Winterfellā¦especially since the dumb fuck was apparently just gonna go to Kingās Landing & die anyways
A toast to the fact that we didnāt have to witness euron making fun of Theonās death
Euron needs to die in the dumbest way possible
I was willing to put up with him bc I was looking forward to Theon killing him, but since logic isnāt this seasons theme I just want him to die in the dumbest way possible. So Iāve come up with some ideas.
1) He gets a splinter reloading the scorpion and dies from infection.
2) He falls off his ship and itās revealed that he canāt swim. He drowns in front of his whole crew.
3) When walking with Cersei he trips and falls flat on his face, hitting his head in just the right spot as to kill him.
4) The Mountain doesnāt look before sitting down and accidentally squashed him.
5) Pilou AsbƦk transcends time and space to materialize before him and proceeds to beat him to death for being so cringeworthy.
Feel free to add more.
After reading that Isaac Hempstead Wright quote I want a Sansa revenge fic.
[insp.]
What do you think the best ending for Theon would have been if the GOT writers were competent people? Him and Sansa live and joint rule Winterfell and the Iron Islands? Would Theon even want to be a king? Maybe he'd just enjoy a quiet life being free to go where he pleases after all the fighting is over. You know the most about it so I'd like to know what he would have done after surviving the battle of winterfell?
In the show my ideal situation is that he and Sansa would have gotten married* and he would have stayed with her as kind of a consort while she ruled Winterfell/ The North as its Warden.
*Them getting married in all honesty would be politically stupid though in some sense, since they couldnāt produce heirs to Winterfell but on the other hand Theon is the one highborn man in all of Westeros who might have been happy to stay at Winterfell and let Sansa rule.
I donāt think Theon ever wanted to rule and be king exactlyā¦Though I 100% think he thought it was what he wanted in season 2. I think what Theon always wanted was to be respected and loved and feel like he belonged somewhereā¦And he never gets that.
The show makes it clear that in the end, he belonged at Winterfell. I donāt agree with all the logic the show worked with to solve his arc, but I think itās fair to say that in the end, Winterfell was where he wanted to be, at least in that moment.
As for the Iron Islands, there is no doubt in my mind that his sister, Yara is the better ruler. Theon isnāt a good ruler, his super power is profoundly bad decision making. The fact that he takes only one bucket of arrows to fight a literal infinite army of undead was the most Theon thing Theon did in season 8. He literally makes a bad choice 9/10 times and it is so profoundly magical.Ā A joke I like to make is that his A CLASH OF KINGās ARC is called: How to completely ruin your life in 7 chapters or less, because he DESTROYS EVERYTHING. Yara on the other hand has her shit together.
But also itās not like he couldnāt have visited either place at any time though the distance between the two is not insignificant itās not impossible to travel from one place to another. Pyke and Winterfell were both his home and he could have spent his time between the two, as long as the two were at peace and I donāt see why they wouldnāt be with Yara and Sansa in charge since they care about their peopleās welfare and not glory for gloryās sake.
To be honest his options were wide open. There was a lot he could have done with his life. He could have trained people with a bow, he could have ridden horses, he could have learned to at least partially overcome his aversion to intimacy and to believe his life was more than redemption to anyone other than himself. The Starks forgave him but he never forgave himself and he died believing he was a failure when he wasnātā¦Thatās the worst way to go, IMO.
Also SOMEONE should have told him on screen about Ramsay dying but the whole point of this is that David and Dan are stupid fucks⦠If he dies in the books I just hope itās better. But he doesnāt need to die soā¦Why not let him live?
In my alternate universe though he definitely married Sansa and the wedding was beautiful and they both are like āfuck itā and she rules Winterfell and if they end up without a blood Stark heir from Bran or Arya or some arrangement with Sansa getting pregnant, they raise someone up as Sansaās successor who she believes will continue the work of taking care of her peopleā¦You know, like they did in real lifeā¦
TLDR: Sansa and Theon marry, Sansa rules The North, Yara Greyjoy rules the Iron Islands and Theon learns to live for himself and not for redemption alone. It would have been a braver ending then him just dying.
THEY WERE PERFECT, GDI.Ā
That was such a stupid fucking episode. Holy shit.
Iām so glad I read the leaks. At least now I can laugh at the stupidity instead of rage.
Iām still mad they killed Theon, but at least the rest of the show is such a train wreck itās acceptable to say ep 2 was a great series finally.
ā Farewell young love.
He is a good man
You guys someone vandalized Alfieās wikipedia page and Iām not even complaining.Ā https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfie_Allen
Update: some responsible editors reverted it back to the original version, but then these poor people are fighting a losing battle because others keep addingĀ āHe is a good manā back! LOL Iām dying!
You guys those wiki editors are likeĀ āguys we agree, he is a good man but this being an encyclopedia ⦠we canāt do this.ā
might fuck around and pretend 8x03 never happened
alfie allen didnāt have to slap so hard when playing theon greyjoy but he fucking did
Because the White Walkers and the Night King made it to the Godswoods, Theon prob died thinking him and Bran were the last two alive and that he failed bc he couldnt kill the Night King and that makes his death that much more heartbreaking.