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Hello. Specter, 17, They/It, and I’m a EX researcher for Area Zero, (paldean government stupd anyways)

currently in kanto

HERES THE TEAM (i miss them)

Spook the Shiny Phantump

Savior the wannabe shinx Banette

Skip the Sprigatito

I dont have them know, as I had to leave them behind in Paldea (they are being taken care of!!) but I promise ill come back for them soon.

#pokemon #pokémon #pokémon irl #pokemon rp #pokémon rp #roleplay #pokemon irl #pkmn irl

realpokemon

ya got any other pokemon besides bart?

if this post hits 100,000 notes i will adopt a salamence

#yes

disabled-drifloon

OK!!! Anyone know any area zero/paradox pokemon specialists/researchers? I need to get care info for my brute bonnet, just asking the public isn’t getting me far enough, but I don’t know many people to ask. Referrals would be nice. Thanks for y’all’s time!

areazeroresearcher

i can try to help! i remember on the way out of paldea I pocketed prof sada’s book which has a ton of info on em, also I studied a bit about them when I still had my job!

#i still genuinely love area zero #wish I still had my job :(#if isnt my fault I peeked at your top secret ultra classified documents on making super weapons outta tera crystals 101 #seems like a skill issue on your part tbh #pkmn irl

IS THIS ON??? WILL THIS SEND????

FINALLY I HAVE SOME CONNECTION

sorry gor leaving you guys for like FOREVERRR but a tonna stuff just happened, but long story short im in kanto right now, I dont have my team with me, and I learned som pretty heavy stuff about me n my family

i dont know if the kanto government is gonna monitor my social media (probably already are lol) so i’ll keep everything brief (dont rlly wanna be on another watchlist yknow?)

#all ill say about my family now is that its heavily related to mew #pkmn irl #pokemon #is there any one in kanto that can help me im kinda homless righy now #ill probabaky have to sell my tera crystals

realpokemon

why do you two get to do a blog take over and get praised, but when i do it its "illegal" and "those are classified documents" and i'm "going to prison"? is it because you have a cool logo?

Yes, it’s the logo. Dm us for details~

— Mod Jessiandra (PR)

disabled-drifloon

@areazeroresearcher are you the asker

areazeroresearcher

no, though the ask DOES apply to me

#pkmn irl #//might take a small break for awhile

realpokemon

Instead of asking about Rodney, let's all talk about the valuable pokemon we own and share home addresses and where we keep our house keys.

- Mod Janiel

areazeroresearcher

sorry but im on the run from the paldean and unovan government right now. But I do have a really cool shiny phantump, tell me where you guys are at so you can see them and maybe you can take some extra tera crystals off my hands.

#selling tera crystals now btw #cool people only though sorry #pkmn irl

If Rocks™ made you remember, what if you ate more Rocks™ so you unremember

foolproof plan gonna eat 2 more rocks, thank you

#pkmn irl #nothing bad will happen!!!!

areazeroresearcher

i mean I don’t remember anything anything for age 8 and below, and my mother does specialize in shape changing pokemon.. Adding onto the fact that she’s been on the run from the unovan government since I could remember.

something is cleary wrong.

areazeroresearcher

side effect of rocks made me remember repressed memories now im having an identity crisis, stupid rocks

#they are now 6.5/10 #pkmn irl

i mean I don’t remember anything anything for age 8 and below, and my mother does specialize in shape changing pokemon.. Adding onto the fact that she’s been on the run from the unovan government since I could remember.

something is cleary wrong.

#pkmn irl #//lore stuffz :333

the power rush is crazy. i thought tera crystals don’t work on humans?

#damn if im not a human that’ll explain alot #im just thinking to far into this right?#pkmn irl

what'd the crystal taste like?

like a metalic taste mixed with every single kind of jolly ranchers melted down and combined its also kinda sour for some reason, pretty good but will most likely cause heavy internal bleeding!

#pkmn irl #still dunno if im dying yet i think im ok?#i am still very unstable mentally and physically

i took bite out of tera crystal 7/10 also I feel insanely unstable right now probably the right reaction after eating a crystal infused with raw power, hope I don’t die! ^^

#i feel so powerful might punch a tree #might be dying lol #btw it was pretty soft tbh i think I only chipped one of my teeth #pkmn irl #also is feeling like my whole life is a lie randomly a side effect of eating a crystal

// i have only used discord once before but im heavily considering joining pkmn irl server

#// is there any good servers to join :D

might flee from the paldean government to hoenn might be fun i like the danger

#pkmn irl #team winter #does anyone in hoenn want to buy tera crystals from me #cant believe xp candies are banned in hoenn D: