Oh deer

"No amount of skill can save you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass"

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[cookiekate-art]

Realized I’ve been neglecting drawing Simon lately, so I’m here to remedy that!!!

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[questionablelightyagami]

Let down

[lcdlcdlcd]

pt 2 to this LMAO

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[artistica18]

Every Bloodymary fanfic

This is not a criticism, I love it so much

[lwqz52]

tw! a little suggestive :р

[saewokhrisz]

senki se menekül

[whatisamildopinion]

'rocky learns to swear in english' is great and all but have we considered the equally hilarious alternative: rocky makes grace a little harmonica so he can use tone indicators in eridian, does not realize how terrible of a mistake this is until it's too late. grace catches onto tone indicators FAST and he is DEVASTATING with their application. grace does not use eridian swears but rocky gets to hear "are we choosing kind words" and "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" in eridian roughly thirty times per day

[manyblinkinglights]

#grace figures out Disappointed Teacher tone indicators in less than twenty four hours#the first time he uses it rocky is suddenly shaking with flashbacks to being a 30yo eridian in school#pov you are stuck in deep space and your middle school teacher alien roommate has just figured out how to scold you in your native language#rocky is a mechanic. they are immune to being cussed out but the Teacher Voice works on them solidly seven times out of ten#when the beatles get back to earth stratt watches the hail mary footage and every time rocky cringes as grace harmonicas at him#she's like 'ahhhhhh the teacher voice <3 I do miss that'#because when he was still on earth stratt would sometimes sicc grace on members of the phm team#because sometimes the Disappointed Teacher Voice was more effective than the Angry Boss Voice

[thefigureinthecorner]

all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw

[eddyneedssleep]

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

[dreamingeternally]

"The fun thing for us for that end sequence was his costume -- what he would have left over from the ship. I don't really think you see it in the film but the trousers that he's wearing, they're cut from one of the flight suits. And we've done a belt buckle that's made of xenonite that Rocky would've made for him. And all of the sewing on it is a little bit - it's nowhere near as good as Jenny would normally do, so we had to purposely ask Jenny to do bad sewing at the top of his trousers, so it'd look like he would've done it.

And then our brilliant breakdown department, run by Tim Shanahan, they break everything down to look like it's 10, 20 years old. So his cardigan and the t-shirt's all faded. And even on the laces -- the laces in his chuck taylors -- because your laces always break after a certain period of time, so we found stuff that was on the ship, like elastics and stuff. There's a nice big close-up actually in the film, so you can see that they're not normal laces, they're like stuff that he would've got from the ship that he's made as make-shift laces."

Glyn Dillon, one of the costume designers on Project Hail Mary

[callmearcturus]

oh y'all KNOW I grabbed screencaps. I rec clicking through, because YEAH THE AGE ON THE CARDIGAN ESPECIALLY WOW. There's so many signs of wear, even just the collar of his polo shirt.

For comparison, the cardigan from flashbacks.

not a single person on this movie phoned in a single day of work.

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog