the bearsharkives* @ares-notthecabin - Tumblr Blog

woah! it's the 'you cant yell that in a crowd of gay people' (1st year) and 'Bearshark guy' (2nd year)

I'm from the Austin, Texas branch of camp and. now im yapping about it on this blog.

GENERAL INFO:

he/him

Aphrodite kid (no relation to ares other than the name)

16 years old !!

I do live in Tartarus, I USED TO live in tartarus (sigh) and I am a teenager and a demigod. So I've seen The Horrors.

Always feel free to talk to me! I love talking to people!

ares-notthecabin

yo we went to camp together I think

it very much is a possibility

catjuice123

I’m the really bleach blond Apollo kid that like follows Indy around like a lost puppy

ares-notthecabin

oh bleach blonde brother

#i still have no clue who you are im so sorry #i get scared of bothering the archivists so...

MY NICHE INTREST IS TOO NICHE

just stalked an old staff members chba blog (im so sorry) because I saw shit from 2017 and went PLEASE HAVE A BEARSHARK POST

yk what i discovered? JACK SHIT ABOUT BEARSHARK, HAYDEN OR SEAMUS. I only got confirmation that the people in the story exist, and ian got posted 😔 guys. Internet sleuthing never benefits people.

#if i somehow get hired and keep this blog up #or if this is someone searching my blog for dirt #theres nothing really here of interest (these are not the droids youre looking for)#internet stalking never pays yada yada #(but seriously trying to stay strictly to camp pages and that blog was towing the line of personal)#chbaustin #chba

hecatekid

Remember that time that Aphrodite came down and revealed that Isaiah was her child and is a minor god?

Me too.

It was a weird day

#MY FUCKING MOM???#guys. holy shit its a camp archive.

hecatekid

Like. I’m fully aware he’s evil and everything, but can we TALK about COMMODUS, though? Ugh. Never thought I’d like a man in gold pants, but it’s working for him.

#as a connoisseur of old lore this blog has become a gold mine #im literally screaming this is the first pic of commodus ive seen #why did they put him next to nero (i believe thats nero)#the swag gap is insane 💔#that really is nero's himbo

yo we went to camp together I think

it very much is a possibility

#lots of people have been finding this blog 😰#guys i swear im normal.#im not gonna lie i rely on faces so i have no clue who you are

ive been thinking about the fact that bearshark is making a thumbs up in his main photo.

what if hes like an anti-eridian where he cant do a thumbs down but can only thumbs up???

#project hail mary #bearshark #chba #chbaustin

Can BEARSHARK make a heart sign with his hands? Is it possible for BEARSHARK to get pedicures? WOULD BEARSHARK LIKE A MANICURE?

oh im a bad bearsharkivist Im answering this over a month late...

BEARSHARK has these weird oven mitt kinda hands? (I think they help him swim, sorta like paddles) with no nails. So I don't know how a mani pedi would work.

he could probably make a heart with his whole hands (i think its called the millenial heart), not the little Gen Z finger hearts because the only articulate finger he has is his thumb.

he probably wouldn't make the heart sign tho, hes very chaotic and doesnt seem like that kinda guy.

#bearshark #i was assigned bearsharkivist during my tumblr hiatus #it was amazing.

ares-notthecabin

do you think the cult wants to hear about bearshark

cult-of-eris

What is bear shark? - Josie

I’m the substitute. We don’t talk about Dez and Brentley anymore.

ares-notthecabin

BEARSHARK IS FROM MY BRANCH OF CAMP!!! He showed up in 2017, before I was claimed, and he's a cryptid like bigfoot!! He's part grizzly bear and part great white shark!! I love him.

cult-of-eris

GRIZZLIES ARE HUGE MAN!!! PLUS A GREAT WHITE?!!! Asking for a friend- does Bearshark eat people? And does Bearshark’s teeth regeneration happen exactly like a sharks? I NEED ANSWERS

ares-notthecabin

YES- He's like... uh... full grown man sized. I don't have an exact height. But I don't think he eats people- he does eat Poptarts, though!

There isn't a lot of information about him- I don't know about teeth regeneration... I think he would keep the teeth count at a solid 42 because most bears have 42 teeth- even though his head is shark!

cult-of-eris

I’ll keep poptarts for him if I ever see him. CAUSE MAN- a 42 teeth bite from a is not gonna be pretty for his enemies. I’m gonna avoid saying his name three times in case it’s a beetlejuice situation.

ares-notthecabin

if you see him, send him my way!! he's my idol- id love to meet him!

#ares are you perhaps autistic #<- THEY HAVENT DIAGNOSED ME YET

ares-notthecabin

do you think the cult wants to hear about bearshark

cult-of-eris

What is bear shark? - Josie

I’m the substitute. We don’t talk about Dez and Brentley anymore.

ares-notthecabin

BEARSHARK IS FROM MY BRANCH OF CAMP!!! He showed up in 2017, before I was claimed, and he's a cryptid like bigfoot!! He's part grizzly bear and part great white shark!! I love him.