keith, opening the door to shiro and adam’s apartment after another successful sunday of looking at lizards in the desert: i’m back, can someone help me start iverson’s assignment for tomor-
adam: quiet! he’ll hear you
adam: shiro’s gone on another cleaning bender, you need to run
keith: what? but he made us vacuum last week!
adam: and now he wants to wash the floors. listen, go to the library and get started on your assignment; he’ll leave you alone if i tell him you’re doing work.
adam: it’s too late for me… i’m supposed to be cleaning all the toilets and sinks. now go!
shiro, from the other room, muffled: adam, can you bring me my rug vacuum?
adam: just a second! (to keith) look. this way, at least one of us makes it. also, you seriously haven’t started iverson’s assignment yet? he gave it out like a month ago
keith: yeah but i hate iverson
adam: fair enough. now fly, you fool!