I Am Not Hooman

[guccimeme]

[jumex]

pasta is an antidepressant

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[grad-school-fool]

Why is Poison Ivy always so hypersexualized she’s basically a magic farmer she should be wearing muddy boots and complaining about how corn subsidies are killing agriculture as well as flora biodiversity in the US

[more-muppets]

They want her to be a forest nymph instead of the stem field eco-terrorist feminist that she is

[ames-draws]

…I had to draw it.

[yay855]

It also fits because she’s a lesbian, and lesbians wear plaid jackets.

[rikmach]

To be fair, the in-universe explanation is so she can attract rich men who devastate the environment to her so she can murder them.

[yay855]

…that would only work the first few times.

[rikmach]

I think you’re underestimating the stupidity of horny men.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A rap battle is an aggressive poetry contest.

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs

Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates

Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions 

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test

Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[vbunnivamp-deactivated20250808]

song recommendations!

tagged by: no one lol:(

1. Movement - Oliver Tree

2. Anarchist - Yungblud

3. Best Friend - Rex Orange County

4. Paranoia - Trinidad Cardona

5. Bittersweet Tragedy - Melanie Martinez

6. Cigarette Daydream - Christian Akridge

7. Cutthroat Smile - Bexey ft. Suicideboys

8. Chaos - Rich Brian

9. Church - Chase Atlantic

10. Dead To Me - Kali Uchis

11. Drugs - Eden

12. Falling Down - Lil Peep ft. Xxtentacion

13. Gold - Brockhampton

14. Help - Pink Guy

15. Hit It - Lund

16. Pussy Money Weed - Tommy Cash

17. Laidback - Ratboy

18. Hungry Heart - Loic Nottet

19. If I Could I Would Feel Nothing - Blackbear

20. I Have Lost My Pearls - Gus Dapperton

21. I Love You Will You Marry Me - Yungblud

22. Love It If We Made It - The 1975

23. Machine Gun - Yungblud

24. Mad hatter - Melanie Martinez

25. Make Me Your Queen - Declan McKenna

26. Medium - Jakey

27. Misery - Pink Guy

28. Needed - Brent Faiyaz

29. No Friends - Chase Atlantic

30. One And Only - Cuco

31. The Ending - Hobo Johnson

32. Peach Scone - Hobo Johnson

33. Goodie Bag - Still Woozy

34. Tomboy - Princess Nokia

35. Serial Killer - Lana Del Rey

36. Sober - Lorde

37. Dope - Ängie

38. Triggered - Chase Atlantic

39. What The Fuck Right Now - Tyler The Creator

40. Whitchblades - Lil Peep ft. Lil Tracy

41. Heartbreaker - Justin Bieber

42. Yeah Right - Joji

43. Slow Dancing In The Dark - Joji

44. Pleaser - Wallows

45. Ivy - Frank Ocean

[thedgeofsleep]

local cryptid spotted at jack’s show in boston

[arezalee1999]

THAT 👏 IS 👏 SO 👏 WHOLESOME 👏

[tackled]

“Call me and tell me you miss me. Call me and tell me I’m on your mind as much as you are on mine.”

— (via flame)

[aesthetic-queen-of-trash]

[sad-but-rad-universe]

Reblog if you support George’s decision to stop comedy

[arezalee1999]

After seeing all this bullshit on joji's hair, i looked myself at the mirror, and talked to myself, "hell, no. My hair has been a topic for so much human"

[arezalee1999]

Tumblr. has been blocked in my country because some shitty reason. To write this blog, i need a VPN app, and the app that i install is suddenly fucked up my whole Tumblr. setting

[surat-pendek]

“Pada suatu sore hari, temanku bertanya, “Apakah kamu masih menyukai dia? Walaupun sudah lama sekali semenjak kalian putus.” Aku hanya bisa tersenyum pahit. Lalu aku membalas dengan bertanya, “Apakah kamu berhenti menyukai sebuah buku setelah kamu selesai membacanya?””

— Just because it is over, it doesn’t mean you stop loving that person. You still love that person. Even though, you shouldn’t. // A. W. (via surat-pendek)

[cvncercrew]

to this day i still cannot comprehend the fact that joji and filthy frank are the same person and i’ve accepted it

[arezalee1999]

I search how to pronounce croissant and it made my day.

[calfromyoutube]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU