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Molly o' the Moors. Written and illustrated by Charles Keeping. 1966.

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Uptied: by Benjamin A. Huseby, Tamsin Shasha

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I’m watching muppet christmas carol for the first time and I want everyone to know that in the opening credits, Michael Caine (who, keep in mind is literally playing the protagonist) gets third billing after Kermit the Frog and Gonzo the Great

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@marbledwings omg.

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Pat Cleveland as the Madonna, Thierry Mugler, Paris 1984.

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People get annoyed with older comics for being too campy or whatever but I think modern comics have really lost their sense of the absurd. Nothing makes this more obvious than how Joker has been treated in recent years. Like Joker has ALWAYS been one of Batmans most dangerous villains and he's done a lot of fucked up shit pre-N52 but that stuff used to pack a hell of a lot more of a punch than it does because it was a little fewer and far between. Like look at the impact of death IN the family vs death OF the family. ALSO he doesn't have bits anymore which used to add so much to his character. Like with the right dosage of absurdity it could either ramp up his villainy to terrifying heights or make something terrifying into something to laugh at. Now he's just some evil crazy guy. We've got a million of those. His bits were what made him stand out from the dozen other evil crazy guys. Now he's jut the fifth deranged serial killer with a weird face this week who tried to dissolve a bus full of schoolchildren in lava acid in gotham there's no panache

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Joker 30 years ago: [broadcasting from gotham's times Square equivalent, dressed in a period-accurate 1940s WWII nurse outfit with thigh high white gogo boots, brandishing a glowing green syringe filled with Joker Malaria 2] helloooooo people of gotham!! If you don't deliver 2 million dollars in cash to me by midnight tonight I'll release a swarm of Joker mosquitos on all of you! Their bite really packs a punch. Or should I say... a smile? It's fatal, of course. But what do I know? I'm not a doctor. MWAHAHAHAHA

Harley Quinn, off screen, sulkily: I am.

Joker, ignoring her: oh, and batsy, if you're watching.... [dramatic pause where he squeezes some Joker Malaria 2 out of the needle of the syringe, smile widens, eyes narrow] I hope you've had all your shots.

[Cut to the batcave, where Batman is mixing Peruvian bark and Joker toxin antidote to make the Bat-Joker-Malaria-2-Vaccine]

Batman: Nice try Joker, but Alfred makes sure that all of my immunizations are fully up to date.

Joker now: I am EVIL and SICK and TWISTED and EVIL. I am going to cut my own face off and wear it as a mask and force humane society volunteers to watch me torture puppies to death. I have no goal for this except to make batman sad. I am EVIL AND SICK AND TWISTED AND EVIL. For some reason this writer is trying to beat this fact into your head because they think that you the audience are a complete idiot. Wait now they're trying write a half assed story arc to humanize me. OK back to being EVIL AND SICK AND TWISTED AND EVIL I am going to sew all these living people together and use them as a canvas. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA [laughter devolves into sobbing to show he is actually misunderstood and desperate]