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he was in the fridge!!!

ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but…. the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha

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the concept of opening someone else’s fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there… idk if I’d ever recover

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@esperantoauthor when the food doesn’t come to Tesla, Tesla comes to the food

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Reminds me of when I accidentally stumbled across this photo for the first time…

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mutuals put me in your fridge

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Back in 2015, I went over to a classmate’s house for group project work late in the fall, and in the middle of working on the presentation, offered to grab sodas for people but they were out of pepsi and Andrew whose house we were at said “Oh, there’s more in the basement fridge.”

So I go down to the basement, which is well-lit and finished and indeed there are more pepsi but also in the fridge is a massive tortise. This animal was the dimensions of a desktop computer and probably outweighed a labrador. It’s not moving, and is set in the middle of a plastic tray so it’s apparently supposed to be there. I go back upstairs.

“Hey Andrew.” I say, nonchalantly. “So is the tortise in the fridge down there for soup or what?”

“The what?” says the other member of the group project. I don’t remember her name, just that she always wore her hair in pigtails with butterfly clips that were based on real butterflies and she had at least a dozen species.

“Oh! No, that’s Andrew Too.” he says. “His species hibernates so he stays in the fridge for the holidays.”

“You named your tortise after you?” I ask.

“No, uh- Well, my grandfather got him in Egypt or somewhere while he was on leave during the war and He was named Andrew, so he thought it would be funny to name him ‘Andrew Too’. …Then Mom named me after him so Gandpa left me Andrew Too in his will. He’s pretty cool when he’s awake. Lets us dress him up for summer holidays, doesn’t bark.”

“Oh!” Said Butterflies. “My dad served in the Gulf War too! What unit was he in?”

“Oh no, Grandpa was with the Royal Air Force in World War Two. Andrew Too is going to be 70 this year! We’re going to make him a carrot cake!”

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“is that for soup?”

“No, that’s my uncle”

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everyday I go to sleep and wake up with complete and total confidence in the resounding knowledge that Sherlock Holmes is gay and in love with John Watson and I really Truly feel for those people who aren’t as fortunate as me in that respect. Really I do

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Eurus = emotion

Eurus is Sherlock’s emotional side. She is sentiment itself.

Mycroft is the one responsible for imprisoning her. At a textual level this makes no sense. But if Eurus is emotion then it makes perfect sense. Sherlock started to imitate Mycroft’s own attitude to emotion, locking his emotional side in a fortress and then forgetting all about it.

Eurus has superpowers. She can make people do things just by talking with them. Again this makes no sense at the textual level. What makes us do things we don’t want to do on a rational level? Emotion. Emotions are motivators. People do things because of sentiment all the time.

Although locked in a fortress she escapes with ease. Yet she returns too. This makes no sense textually. But as subtext, she is Sherlock’s emotions locked inside him and yet his emotions escape regularly leaking all over the place.

John has an affair with Eurus. There is a romance between John and Sherlock’s emotional side.

Eurus is John’s therapist. Sherlock’s emotional side heals John.

Eurus plays the violin too. In fact, she taught him. At a textual level it makes no sense but subtextually, emotion is necessary to music.

Eurus plays the role of the daughter to the killer.Does Sherlock himself fear that he will kill one day because his emotions are that powerful? Or is she only playing that role as it is a conversation Sherlock is having with himself about the case?

Moriarty visits Eurus. Moriarty has always understood Sherlock’s emotional side. He sees beneath the mask that Sherlock wears.

Eurus is suicidal but Sherlock talks her out of it. Sherlock’s emotional side is suicidal but his rational side stops himself.

Eurus puts Sherlock through tortuous mind games. Doesn’t emotion do the exact same thing?

Sherringford is the original name for Sherlock. He started whole, rationality and emotions both.

Eurus killed Redbeard/Victor and then Eurus was taken away by Mycroft. That’s the textual level. But what does it mean? Was Sherlock accidentally responsible for someone’s death while caught up with his emotions? Or perhaps he simply blames himself? Or is the death symbolic? Did he fall in love with Victor as a child and revealing his true feelings destroyed the friendship?

The final problem then is reason vs sentiment. How do we live with emotions? Should we lock them up as Mycroft recommends? Sherlock has tried this and it didn’t work. So what’s Sherlock’s solution in the end? He lives with her. He accepts her. He becomes whole again. Reason and sentiment.

Tagging @sherlock-overflow-error and @sarahthecoat for cataloguing purposes.

I don’t consider myself a spiteful person. But the grudge I have towards bbc Sherlock season 4 is as thick and dark as tar and I will take it to my grave.

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John and Sherlock are so in love it makes my teeth hurt.

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Sherlock said girlfriends aren’t his area when asked if he had a girlfriend, and when asked if he had a boyfriend he simply said “no” and that he “know[s] it’s fine” to have a boyfriend. He also thought John was chatting him up and politely declined his advances, saying he was “flattered by [his] interest” and “not really looking for anything [at the moment].” Irene Adler said John Watson “knows exactly where to look” in regards to checking her out, and said “not sure about you though” in regards to Sherlock, who appeared bewildered when Irene walked in the room naked. He certainly wasn’t ogling her or appearing turned on, he just seemed caught off guard and confused, a bit alarmed to be honest. Sherlock asked John out to dinner (only a few hours after they’d eaten at Angelo’s already, mind) after the case with the cabbie. When Irene asked Sherlock to have dinner he asked “why would I have dinner if I wasn’t hungry?” and ignored all the other times she asked him to “have dinner.” When John told Sherlock he couldn’t go to the circus with him because he had a date, Sherlock responded “that’s what I was suggesting [a date].” On the show, canoncially, Sherlock has never displayed romantic or sexual interest in women, has never pursued women. Any romantic relationships or flirtatious interactions he was shown to have with women was revealed to be for a case and nothing more, not his genuine interest in dating them. Making Janine his “girlfriend” was simply to break into Magnussen’s office. Any romantic affection or attraction he demonstrated was made obviously fake, as after she left the flat his “fond boyfriend” look was immediately replaced with a flat disinterested one. The same disinterested look he gave Molly after complimenting her hair in order to gain access to the morgue. It was revealed that they never had sex, and that Sherlock planned to never have sex with her: “I was waiting until we got married.” “That was never gonna happen!” Janine had also told Sherlock “I wish you weren’t whatever it is you are,” to which Sherlock replied, “I know.” (And this was after he showed off his pirouette, btw). And after discovering Sherlock never had feelings for her and that their relationship was fake, Janine told him “I know what kind of man you are.”

Does this Seem Like a Man Interested in Women to You

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Watson: So…You like Lady Carmichael and Irene Adler, right? Do you desire women? I mean, you must have impulses?

Holmes: I literally would rather die

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John, with thinly veiled jealousy: Sooo Irene Adler

Sherlock: I don’t know if you’ve noticed, John, but I’m gay as fuck!!!

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*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

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The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

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THIS STUFF IS SOOO IMPORTANT TO KNOW. Seriously. It’s saved my ass before.

What do you do when you look through the peephole and see a badge?

Remember: You do not have to let the police in the house unless they have a warrant — or probable cause. If you’re having a party, turn off the music, ask your guests to chill, and ask that anyone who’s too intoxicated carry on in another room.

Go outside to speak with the cops. Close the door behind you. Although some scary precedents are being set these days, police cannot enter your home without a warrant or probable cause. By closing the door, you’re cutting off a visual — or olfactory — line to potential probable cause.

Be polite. Ask why they are there. “Good evening, Officer. What can I help you with?”

Where possible, assure them you will take care of the problem. If the police ask to enter, inform them, “I do not consent to any searches.” If a police officer gives you an order and you are confused about your position, ask, “Do I have to comply?” If they continue with questioning, tell them you’ll need to call your lawyer and that you will not answer any questions.

Ask, “Am I free to leave?” This is especially handy if, say, a group of you’d been too bawdy on the patio and an officer stops by. If he/she is getting a bit hot under the collar, politely ask, “Am I being detained?” or “Am I free to leave?” If the cop has no reason to hold you, quickly, quietly, and politely retreat inside.

The POC’s Bill of Rights when it comes to the Police. Remember. These are your rights.

FLEXYOURRIGHTS.ORG is one of the most informational websites. The videos are extremely enlightening.

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Please read and know these things!

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This could save a life

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I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles. 1- I am glorious above all things 2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored 3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine 4- Show displeasure clearly. 5- NO 6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.