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no more of the agonies. have you seen the wonders

psa this post is about mundane wonders!!!!! the everyday!!!!!!!!!!!! your favorite color a soft jacket sunshine rain the taste of your favorite food talking to a friend!!!!!!!!!!!!! you dont have to just wish for them you too can see the wonders if you learn to look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

afatlittledog

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

saintcheesus

really funny to see you in the notes of a post talking about how everyone but you is a stupid idiot who deserves to die and then come to your blog and you're an uwu i'm just a widdle girl blogger. makes sense tbh. you are cruel and heartless to others because you've never emotionally developed past toddler age

Damn y’all really never learned reading comprehension. Mad enough to come into my inbox about not being able to read makes me think you aren’t able to read

saintcheesus

#perfect response to this post lol #I was actually being sarcastic and as usual tumblr’s reading comprehension is on a 3rd grade reading level #and what I love about anonymous messages is that…you were bold enough to send this and yet you made yourself anonymous. hmmm

hiveswap

Making plans as a young adult sucks because everyone you know is working, has exams, has a tummyache, has a headache, has a broken heart, having a mental health crisis, has friends who get racist after two shots, or is Funky Jake, the guy you haven't wanted to hang out with, since the incident, who is always avalible regardless

beaft

just had an extremely funny memory of being 9 years old and wondering if i was gay and then deciding i couldn't be because gay people were so rare that it was statistically improbable for me to be one

beaft

a while later i came to terms with it and instead of having a breakdown i just became insufferably smug about my perceived uniqueness. walking around like wow.... i must be the only gay person in this entire school, nay, this entire town

beaft

was trying to isolate the point at which i actually, verbally came out to my mother (not that i needed to, since she apparently had me pinned as a dyke from the age of 3), and i'm pretty certain it was at a Glee Live concert when i was 12, because i have a dim recollection of turning to her and asking "what would you say if i told you i was a lesbian?" and her replying "i'd tell you to shut up because the concert is about to start"

hatchan

#my dad on the other hand i literally forgot to come out to#i came home in tears after getting broken up with and he said 'what's the matter?' and i was like (snottily) My Girlfriend Dumped Me#there was a pause while he processed a lot of things very fast#and the part of my mind that wasn’t howling in adolescent grief was like ah shit. we didn't tell him did we#and to give him grace he didn't make a big thing out of it and was just like (very awkwardly) 'ah well.. plenty of fish in the sea'

please these tags are so funny

I’m a firm believer of gothic movies need to be dark and eerie, as that is part of what makes it gothic lol.

#Guillermo is too whimsical for the genres he takes on #Mia goth said two words and then professed her weird love for the creature (who in the books she never meets until he fucking breaks her ne #the movie was sorely lacking the grotesqueness of the creature and Victor #him drinking milk damn near almost made me turn it off (I know why he did it but my god we didn’t need to see him drinking milk every scene

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#let’s just say #I’m glad I didn’t spend actual money to see it in theaters lol #hated what they did to Elizabeth.

To this day Penny Dreadful remains (to me) in recent media the most faithful depiction of Victor Frankenstein and the Creature

#penny dreadful #frankenstein

Victor Frankenstein is just a single mom with untreated ppd and no you cannot change my mind

#this is purely based off of movie victor #book victor was very much not willing to even look at the creature lol #frankenstein

dushku

HALLOWEEN MARATHON 2025 ↳ day 24 🎃 INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994) | dir. neil jordan

arthur-dirtydick-morgan2

Arthur and Hosea calling John “Johnathan” when he pissed them clean off is so fucking funny to me 😭

saintcheesus

Picture it, John maybe about 14 years old. He did some dumb shit with Arthur’s things and all you hear is a 20-something year old mad as hell screaming “Johnathan Marston get your ass over here!”

wizardarchetypes

every once in a while i get so tired of the way wearing a mask is so othering and i end up on the brink of just not wearing the damn thing to some specific event but i was at a céilí and a woman asked me why i was masking and i told her i have immune issues and also i'm recovering from pneumonia and she was like "oh that makes sense. ugh i've been so sick recently too, with covid. it was miserable!" and i was like "oh yeah it's awful. were you sick long?" and she goes "well I tested positive 5 days ago and I was really sick for 2 days, but yesterday I started feeling much better and this is my first time out."

how are you going to ask me why i'm in a mask and then tell me you're at the party with covid

wizardarchetypes

etc.

#that’s how and why the shit spread so fast in the first place LMAO #people actively sick and clearly shouldn’t be traveling they were the ones doing the world tour

exwife-of-frankenstein

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consider being a kinder person sometime

When you come off anon and say it with your chest I might consider

why are you such a dick lol

This is so funny I haven’t been on this site in years lol.