Scatophagus Argus

24, proship certified dumb fuck,🌴 read my fic- https://archiveofourown.org/works/30802097

[argushatesplanes]

Heya, my name is Argus. Ima be honest, haven't used Tumblr before really but I like the platform. Sorry in advanced if I don't understand Tumblr etiquette...

Age- 24

Pronouns- that thing (they/it too if that helps)

Fandoms- SK8 the infinity (mainly), teenage mutant ninja turtles, invader zim, metal family, slugterra, kaiju no 8, dungeon meshi, mob psycho 100, my hero academia, jujutsu kaisen,

Posts a little of everything, predominantly sk8 tho

If you see one of my posts tagged #ao3 edge or #ao3 ays; that is in reference to my longfic (linked in bio) that I've been working on for the past few years. Anything tagged with that is either loosely tied together lore wise or something that'll happen in a future chapter or spinoff

About me: proship, dark shipper, multi shipper, bubbly, excitable. I just wanna make friends TT, I collect testicles

Asks are now open to drabble requests featuring Sk8! If you see a 🌴in my bio, the requests are still open. If you see a🪾in my bio, the requests are temporarily closed!

Feel free to DM me

If you see me mention my roommate in a post, I'm talking about @pippinpopsocadolus they don't post much but you should say hi to them if you like me. I'm tagging our posts as Argus x Pippin

[nini-burger]

i think everything gets a lot funnier when you start entertaining the concept of langa switching between english french and japanese and fucking all of them up equally

[fynn-spelledwith-y]

i just saw a tiktok and now my renga pilled brain is churning…

so apparently it’s normal in japan to kiss with tons of tongue… a culture shock of sorts..

are you picking up what i’m putting down…

[pippinpopsocadolus]

Doomed fly love 𓆦

Lepidodactylus lugubris - Mourning Gecko

Drosophila hydei - Hydei Fruit Fly

[argushatesplanes]

Y'all know those tubes of pastry dough, like specifically the Pillsbury Cinnamon rolls. I need someone to treat me like that.

Peel off my skin and bash me against the counter until I pop.

[argushatesplanes]

Mood

[argushatesplanes]

Random thought I had last night but trans ftm Cherry who fully transitions but regrets it because Joe's straight

[moonlightengel]

Haven't posted in months, but here's the mechanic Toji I spent forever on.

I don't typically post on tumblr so if you'd like to see updates and more drawings, follow my TikTok _moonlightengel_

[ema25cents]

Omg get a room already 😒

[argushatesplanes]

He needs some sunglasses so no one knows what he's looking at

[arlocelot]

Iv been practicing anatomy recently by drawing aliens but of course I can never go without drawing sk8 stuff so here renga as little aliens

[pippinpopsocadolus]

Me and @argushatesplanes present to you...

Gay Pigeons 𓅪❤︎𓅫

[argushatesplanes]

Wait personality quiz, guess which was one is my pigeon and which one is Pippin's!

The brown and black archangel is Roux and the black and white pigeon is Omelet (Du Fromage)

[pippinpopsocadolus]

Me and @argushatesplanes present to you...

Gay Pigeons 𓅪❤︎𓅫

[argushatesplanes]

What I wouldn't give to be the resident Mean Girl™ whose unwillingly surrounded by a bunch of Golden Retriever Guys™ who follow her around and annoy her lovingly

[jello-the-frog]

I'm bored.

I wanna hear y'alls experiences with cheating on a test, and I don't mean looking over at someone's tests I mean Cia governmental levels of planning

@eraser-offical @pandanapple @starspangledmoth @obsessivebookwormalert @cute-drawings @bat--hugs @sammyartcherub @swimmingunknownsheep @rain-drop-creates @kcookiez @sillyy-s0fii @ilovemybsfsadie @justalilolfrog @k3tieee @xxaubreearachnidxx @bat-phantom @liliesdontdieroses @who0ishope @thedailysmoker @bulingblue @j3nny21xcx @thereallynsey @days-without-ai-ads-offical @blackdor @sunni-sacrifice @bee125e @gracious-midnight @weepingtreegiver @sleepingwhenimawake @skinnilove00 @vincian4 @ethanslife1o1 @petercanparkacar @urlovelyunicorn @chronicallyonlinebitch @dramatic1nlyf @trinketcollectingcrow @alergictomostsandwiches @toastoffical @donnielikesbugs @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @eerietree @coquette-corpsie @argushatesplanes @lunchmoneydrug @ninahufflepuff @friendlyghostsandmonsters @dawn-but-different @raventhecrispy-offical @nationalparksocks @koithekoi @shogun-midnight @skyycaramba @kugisakinobaradesu @beccahasarrived @halfofacoffeebean @acewurld @mydawgnina @supersnowyfox @darkmatchacoffeegrass @kalenipclaw @sylvanath3fa3 @uterus-stealer-offical @sharonsharp7 @sharkicide @etherealvowtemplar @onyxvirtuemasquerade @janetdavid090 @jagithedragon @ddawgthechef2 @coldfreakhairdorascal @neurodivergientmiitopian-alt-alt @no-one-offical @lostsprite1985 @theolivinginhidden @blossomingtortoise2 @glasses-wearing-water-drinker @wrestlingontum @spodderly @neruodivergentmiitopian @teacupswhiskey @astracaedes @wollymight @quirkytiara @sohpie-purple-heart @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @pomelo-verse-offical @bosicu @lightsabersandbluecookies @joe-chungus @autisimyfoxerronii @jesminjerinhasan

[argushatesplanes]

When I was in the sixth grade, the class was world history, the guy who sat next to me would pay me ten bucks to do his tests for him after I finished mine because I had straight A's in that class.

Other than that, I don't really remember cheating because I either knew what was on the test or I just did not give a shit about the class so I didn't care if I flunked it or not. I was technically not supposed to graduate because I flunked math but my senior year of highschool was covid era so it was a bit easier to get around. I had this math teacher that was such a boring priss that I could not keep my attention on her so I went to my guidance counselor and asked if I could switch to my old Geometry teachers class since I "learned better with her" because I used to have straight A's in her class. Got switched right before we got moved to at home learning and I just told the Geometry now math teacher that I couldn't access the website from my computer and she spoke with me over the phone, sighed, and then said "Listen, I'm getting fired anyways for bullying students, I'm giving you an A, I don't give a shit" essentially so I graduated because of her. Thank you Mrs.Scardino.

Idk if that counts as cheating tho.

[paperkoifish]

I'm so glad Keith didn't overreact 😁😁😁

[argushatesplanes]

I was talking to my superior today about work shoes because we can get non slips through the company (I work in a professional kitchen iydk) and so the company will cover up to 50$ off a pair of shoes. I ordered a pair recently because my current pair is falling apart (cursed you planned obsolescence) even though I had them less than a year. She agreed because she got hers in December and there were holes in the seams already. At this point in the discussion, a coworker of mine came in and only heard half of the conversation. I add "they better last longer then that if I'm paying 80$ out of pocket for them" referring to the shoes. This coworker just tilts her head, holds out a slice of cake to me and says "Your nipple piercings?"

Everyone in the kitchen goes silent. Not because we're shocked but because we're all dying laughing but like that quiet laugh where you can barely stand and you start keeling over but you can't make a noise kinda laugh.

Today has been rough.

[thisiswhatwedointheshadows]

They probably left to collect some wood or something…

How long do you think it will take the rest of the crew to notice they have been gone for a minute 🤔

[lowkeloki]