Executive Plasma... ?

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[plasma-veracity]

[plasma-veracity]

Name's Veracity. I work for Team Plasma as an Executive directly under Ghetsis' command. Do not waste my time. ---------------------------

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

Fights with a "girlfoe"? That results in a date?

It's not a DATE! We spar, and whoever loses has to pay for dinner! It's CONSEQUENCES for LOSING!

[plasma-veracity]

And then you kiss?

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

And then they kiss!

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

WE DO NOT KISS!!

[gwendoline-of-lumiose]

They kiss beforehand so food taste does not get in the way of girl taste!

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

What “girl taste”? She’s OLD!! The taste in question is prunes, stale shortbread, and mildew!!

[plasma-veracity]

I have read enough Yuri to ser where this is going

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

Fights with a "girlfoe"? That results in a date?

It's not a DATE! We spar, and whoever loses has to pay for dinner! It's CONSEQUENCES for LOSING!

[plasma-veracity]

And then you kiss?

[team-enigma-official]

Blame the person who used the mon and not the mon itself. Holy arc, you sound like those people who blame dark and ghost types for lashing out when they're just being mistreated and forced to do bad things.

A ♀ only needs to allow someone to hear its cry in order to paralyze them and possibly kill them. This isn't the result of training, it's simply in the pokemon's nature.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

have i stumbled upon some strange bioessentialist blog where the user has never seen or touched a woman before and fears their paralyzing screech and deadly claws. what.

[swiftbluelightning]

I would delight in having such capabilities, frankly.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

I think your girlfriend gets to double jump

[plasma-veracity]

Is she Hornet Silksong???

[brightfuture-unova]

maybe i'll get executed!

[plasma-veracity]

C... Congrats?

[brightfuture-unova]

have to look on the bright side you know?

[plasma-veracity]

Doo... You want a way out?

[brightfuture-unova]

why?

[plasma-veracity]

Just offering. If you'll be dead anyway it wouldn't hurt to consider options.

[brightfuture-unova]

what other options even are there??

[plasma-veracity]

You can just die like cattle, like they intend to do. Or you can run off and die later. Possibly. Theres also a chance you keep running forever or that they get taken down by someone else leaving you free as a side effect. You could also turn yourself in to the police so they at least try to keep you around. I personally took a similar approach and have been completely cut off to the horrors of treason 👍🏽

[brightfuture-unova]

maybe i'll get executed!

[plasma-veracity]

C... Congrats?

[brightfuture-unova]

have to look on the bright side you know?

[plasma-veracity]

Doo... You want a way out?

[brightfuture-unova]

why?

[plasma-veracity]

Just offering. If you'll be dead anyway it wouldn't hurt to consider options.

[brightfuture-unova]

maybe i'll get executed!

[plasma-veracity]

C... Congrats?

[brightfuture-unova]

have to look on the bright side you know?

[plasma-veracity]

Doo... You want a way out?

[brightfuture-unova]

maybe i'll get executed!

[plasma-veracity]

C... Congrats?

[plasma-veracity]

I haven't been perceived so I haven't eaten.

[pinkpoweredpunk]

breaking news apparently I have orphan energy. what am I supposed to do with this information

[plasma-veracity]

Turn it around. Adopt all the parents.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Why didn't anyone tell me that I misspelled "technician" in the intro post :(

[plasma-veracity]

It was funny.

[plasma-veracity]

I don't wanna be evil anymore I wanna be loved.

[plasma-veracity]

Thinking on it, it's very concerning that there's that many active Plasma members on here now.

[deactivated-blog]

I agree! Social media isn’t

Allowed in Plasma!

They might get in

Trouble? 😰

Unfortunate! :(

[plasma-veracity]

Dude. YOU are in social media. Right now.

[plasma-veracity]

Thinking on it, it's very concerning that there's that many active Plasma members on here now.

[deactivated-blog]

I agree! Social media isn’t

Allowed in Plasma!

They might get in

Trouble? 😰

Unfortunate! :(

[plasma-veracity]

Dude. YOU are in social media. Right now.

[plasma-veracity]

Thinking on it, it's very concerning that there's that many active Plasma members on here now.

[8urn1ng-ch0s3n]

What if we didn’t burn flesh

Boring.

[deactivated-blog]

Haha! You would get along well with

Sage Aranza! 😁

He quite enjoys tying people up and

Burning them alive during executions

Smells bad when he does it

Though whoops 👎

🥲

[skyfire-the-watcher]

[plasma-veracity]

Did you know that pokemon have feelings.

This is brought to you by Swanna stans who know that they will get cranky if their nest has one (1) misplaced stick.

[deactivated-blog]

YES! My friend ditto is very good at communicating

Feelings!

I’ve taught them to turn into certain pokémon to mean

Certain words!

Like those buttons they use with dogmon!

Very cool 👍

[plasma-veracity]

Oh that sounds fun actually