It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.
This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.
âHow did you know this was the right trail?â I read the sign.
âWow, how did you know what that flower is?â Thereâs a SIGN.
âHow did you know we needed to use the side door?â THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.
JustâŠwhy are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. Thereâs nothing wrong with their vision.
Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.